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@chiliger made a post about clones having fangs and you know what? It drove me mad

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yes maul is indeed his own brand of not straight

*walking around lgbt star wars* darth GAYder 😟???? oBI wan kenoBI 😳!!? LEsbIAn organa 😱??? PRONOUNpatine 😰?!? ezra bridgQUEER 🙁🙁🙁!??!? MAUL 😳😳?????

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I feel like mandalorians are the star wars equivalent of Florida man

just like

mandalorian killed greater krayt dragon on tatooine

kuz I mean that cant be normal

unknown mandalorian claiming to be boba fett took over tatooine

no one survives a sarlacc pit amirite

crazed mandalorians riding mythosoars spotted on mandalor what will they do next

#the mandalorian #boba fett #din djarin #old republic #mandalor

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Sometimes I watch someone eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am but the mayonnaise has a cup of sugar(fanfiction) and then I follow them to their next thesis presentation with more mayo and dreams of shugar

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

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*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

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WRONG

mandalorian raising orphaned child as their own

Change my mind

#din djarin #din grogu #grogu #the mandalorian #star wars

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correct the proper term is tongs

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me

#adhd brain #adhd

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wow okay, i am impressed with the amount of interest this idea got so... poll time!

🔥 shoot me a DM or comment on this post for invite to the discord! 🔥

@autistic-mandalorian @nicolabarth @gremliny-goob @eldritch-horror-from-the-void @nightclansunited @coruscantguard

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here it is

Alright, so I might have been slightly obsessed with Cody since he went from stoic professional to spin-kicking a droid within the first 5 minutes of the pilot movie.

#archive of our own #bye bye palps #sheev can suck it #clone commander cody #Cody needs a break #ao3 #sheev palpatine #sw prequels

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all of them at the same time

are you a “mark for later”, bookmarking unread fics on ao3, bookmarking unread fics on ur browser, 25 fic tabs open, or a “i’ll just find this later in my history” gay

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Prompt #2 - More BAMF Obi-Wan

More Obi-Wan using two lightsabers

Just Jar’kai Obi-Wan

Blaster Skills Flex

Showcasing how good of a strategist he is!!

This isn’t really fleshed out, so feel free to do whatever you want with it!!

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Prompt #16 - Clones Become New Army of the Light

clones decide to be the new army of light and stop fighting for the republic. they fight for jedi only

taking the orders and training seriously, the clones decide that they are not fighting for the republic. they were made for the jedi so they shall be jedi protectors only.

Palpatine is angry. The Jedi are amused but in awe of how much the clones love them.

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Prompt #17 - Chaos

(I have no clue how and/or when we came up with this. It’s just there.)

Zillo Beast eats Sheev

Amidala manages to make peace between the Seps and the Republic.

AND THEN the Jedi take the clones to go fight the Hutts, who are actually unambiguously malicious.

And actually eradicate slavery

After giving the clones rights of course. I feel like most of the clones would probably be willing to stay with their generals and go fight the Hutts if the Jedi asked.

clones will stay with jedi whether they ask or not

And you know that if someone asked Skywalker, "Hey want to go fight those slaving bastards?" He would go "you Sonnavabitch, I'm IN".

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prompt #39 - AU where the mandalorian armor obi wan has is found earlier

Cody: why won’t you wear armor 

Obi-Wan: fine let me get it out it probably still fits 

Cody: probably? We only fitted it OH my that’s uh huh. Wow

 Obi-Wan: It does still fit look at that

 Cody, loosing his shit: AND WHY WEREN’T YOU WEARING THAT

Cody is suddenly trying to fend off even more suitors and decides the Hell of It and starts telling people Obi-Wan is married to The Duchess Jorad’alor, are you arguing with that? Huh? You want to go against a mando? No you don’t

And Rex is taking notes on Handling Suitors because Ahsoka is his sister dammit he’s gonna be a good brother

Satine: I hear we’re married 

Cody: i'ma just go check on the men -

The armour has been in his wardrobe in the Temple and it turns out the Council KNEW about it and Cody is spitting mad because OBI WAN COULD’VE BEEN WEARING ARMOR THIS WHOLE TIME WTF

He’s just like ANYTHING ELSE Y'ALL SHOULD SAY and Mace just hands him a folder

“wait a fuckin minute" 

"Cody it isn’t that bad" 

Cody looks into the camera "I’m moving in with Rex”

Meanwhile, Obi-Wan is comedically coming up with worse and worse excuses to go without the armour and Cody has to follow after him, convincing him like a toddler to wear this outfit.

And Anakin just takes him onto his ship for a small vacation

plo or mace help convince him to wear the armor

“ AT LEAST SOME OF IT”

“no Cody”

 “PLEASE” 

Satine from the back: nono I think you’re getting there Commander 

Mace: get him smashed and record him promising to wear it

ToddlerMentality!Obi-Wan: But why?

Literally all of his friends and family: SO YOU DONT FUCKING DIE

Let dooku in on this as well

Anakin knew the armour existed but he’s never really thought about it? Why should he? They need to be able to be all flippy and shit Obi-Wan doesn’t need it?

 Dooku: make my grandson take a break and I’ll stop the war

They drug him and end the war.

Anakin be like, wait, that isn’t a decorative armour? Why haven’t you worn it before?

“that’s not decorative?”

 Cody “NO BESKAR DOESN’T COME IN - ALRIGHT COME ON YOU’RE GETTING A CULTURE LESSON" 

even Obi is like, decorative, really

"I earned this”

Satine, who for some reason Mace decided to holo so she can join in: “you did now if you’d wear it”

To be fair, Anakin assumed when he was a kid because he knew that the Hutts had questionable decorative choices and he didn’t want to offend Obi.

obi wan having the best protective armor there is, lets it stay as decorative in a war when he could have prevented many injuries he sustained

There’s gonna be a scene where Obi-Wan is teaching and he goes out in his armor and Anakin is like oh cool I want to see this but he has a lesson and just assumes everyone complaining about beskar armor just…hadn’t seen it but no it turns out Obi-Wan in armor is very mando and completely vicious in a fight

“I hit HIM and broke a bone”

 "Soft"

 "anakin have you actually fought Master Kenobi in a dirty fight" 

“No?”

 "don’t"

obi wan getting all the mandos (and clones) attention with his beskar armor - (including all of us)

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hey do u know any good fics of the au where the senate treats the jedi worse than they do (more like clones than canon jedi) or like.. do u know what it’s called

i would def rec “there’ll be a light in the hall if you ever come back” by countryheart on ao3- this is some senate but also general citizens treating the jedi bad (jedi/clone ships but the shipping is not centric), has a lot of jedi / temple bonding and the jedi being a family :)

also, there is one i read on tumblr but i cant remember the blog or title- i know the pfp was a picture of rebels obi wan, i believe, and it was an all caps blog name? something about star wars writing i’m pretty sure. anyways, the series was on their blog and it was about the jedi leaving one day after the senate treated them like shit and the clones were left to pick up the pieces. if anyone knows what im talking about, let me know!!

those are the two that come to mind immediately for me

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wooly would do this

what if, instead of jaig eyes... jiggly eyes