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flourescentadolescent · 2 years

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this is so cuteeee reblogging again

I heard that Abbachio had an eight-pack……..that Abbachio was shredded…..

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My gender is wearing extremely feminine clothing, but with intention and the knowledge that femininity is a performance!

#iamajojocharacter

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you aren't wrong LMAO

I will lie, cheat, and scam if it means getting out of a conversation I don't wanna be in. My sense of ethical behavior vanishes entirely when I want ppl to stop talking to me. One time I pretended not to know what Egypt was so they'd stop talking to me about their vacation plans

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he's so perfectttt

Abbacchio

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oop-

the child who reads 500 books a year to 20 something adult who only reads fanfic pipeline

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i've never felt so seen 😌

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

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flourescentadolescent · 2 years

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it's a closed casket. inside the casket is a cardboard cut out of hannibal lecter, because no one else would have the audacity. you are in the piñata, and it is positioned above your grave. everyone is told that instead of tossing a handful of dirt in the hole, you want them to strike a piñata full of dirt. they break the piñata, your bones fall into the hole, everyone screams

if i ever die i want there to be a piñata at the funeral, and when the guests break it open my bones fall out. none of the guests know about this beforehand

#reblogging this from my main blog bc i thought y’all would appreciate it #i just think it would be funny <3 #i’m only partially joking. it’s your guess how much #wtf do i tag this jsjfkakkx #shit post #shitpost #dark humor #jokes #joke #death joke #funny #funeral #funeral idea #gothic #nbc hannibal #hannibal

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abbacchio birthday reblog