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Joon asking Georgie if she would support him in going to therapy too and her saying that flat no is painful. I don't understand why she would say you need to do it and then say she' not going to support him. Like are they that bad of ex's?

#MAG145 #Jonathon Sims #Jon Sims #Georgie Baker #ouch

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What happened to your wisdom teeth (2/2)

If you had your wisdom teeth removed, what happened during the procedure?

I have not had my wisdom teeth removed

I had only a local anesthetic so I would not feel pain

I had a local anesthetic and minimal sedation (such as laughing gas)

I had a local anesthetic and moderate sedation (such as valium)

I had a local anesthetic and deep sedation (such as an IV sedative)

I had general anesthesia and was fully unconscious during the procedure

Other

Unsure

#I had local anesthetic but it wasn't enough #plus I could both feel and hear the crunching of the lower molars as the dentist twisted and pulled

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Who the fuck needs Tumblr anymore I'm just going to be looking at lamp posts from now on

#t laughed too hard at this stupid joke #forklift certified

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person who has only watched one anime: what i really love about dungeon meshi is how it subverts our expectations of a typical anime by not sexualising women and having a good plot!

#gekkan shoujo nozaki kun #monthly girls' nozaki kun #Nozaki said it best

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What if Gerry knew Jon from Jon's college band days when he would go wandering at night to get away from his mother and wandered into the pub they were playing at? What if Gerry had a crush the kind of kind of gangly guy who had long, nimble fingers on strong, hands and a perpetually chapped lower lip that got caught between slightly upper teeth when he ripped out a heavy bass solo. What if Gerry was thinking about talking to him and had finally worked up the courage to do so one night but a confident black woman with a million micro braids in her bob brushed past him and greeted Jon, one hand coming up to rest on the sliver of skin peeking out between Jon's tee and the waistband of his ratty jeans? What if Gerry thought Jon was straight and, before he had time to find out Jon was available and had been looking back, Mary ruined everything by mangling herself with the skin book? What if they both recognized each other when Jon summons Gerry, mere feet away from Julia and Trevor, but neither says anything because what difference does it make? Gerry is dead and Jon might as well be his murderer.

#the magnus archives #tma #jon sims #gerry keay #jongerry #gerard keay

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I need people to stop blaming the death of movies on “quips”. A quip is just a funny line of dialogue. That’s all. Like I just saw a post talking about quips and the death of movies and brought up Pirates of the Caribbean as an example of a better movie and yes it is but also that movie is FULL OF QUIPS. I just rewatched The Princess Bride. It’s all quips. Every single line. And it’s a masterpiece.

Movies suck when people don’t care about the art they’re making. That includes them not caring about their quips. Which is why a lot of comic relief dialogue ALSO sucks now. But the problem isn’t that funny dialogue exists.

#Whedon hate #joss whedon #quips vs bathos

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Chit Sang knows what's up

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER, 3.14 — The Boiling Rock, Part 1, Zuko & Sokka

#atla #suzukka #zuko #sokka #suki #this reminds me of that hc that chit sang was boinking his girl AND his best friend and im here for it

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Today in "It was your child's choice, stop blaming others"

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#sometimes aka a lot of the time people make me want to stop existing so I don't have to share oxygen with them

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Today in "TikTok is perfect for my ADHD but makes me lose all hope in humanity" - I've only been up for 20 minutes edition:

Parents have joined in on the student prom payment scams, ft. filing a credit card charge dispute on a custom prom dress after posting publicly about how much the kid adored it for prom

Multiple army girlies hating on a female kpop artist for being a peedo aka asking for sexy shots of other teen idols when she was a teen herself

Guy broke his nose eating ass and might be starting a new nose ring fashion trend because everyone loves his nose brace

Parent complaining to the masses about their kid's teacher bullying her kid because the class does Friday Fun Day aka rewarding the kids who finished all their work for the week with some games

#tiktok #humanity sucks #bring me back hopecore tiktok

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I see a lot of 'Jon thinks he's broken because he's actually neurodivergent', but I raise to you my headcanon: Blissfully Ignorant Jon. He's antisocial and irritable, so he doesn't talk to people that much and most of his friends are also undiagnosed neurodivergent, and the topic usually doesn't come up much in conversation. But one day, somehow, he's ended up chatting with Sasha and mentions offhandedly "yeah I can't deviate from my schedule it makes me panic because I can't control it" and Sasha stares at him the same way trans people stare at people they're 90% sure are eggs. and proceeds to have a conversation that summons Tim from across the room due to Jon yelling "WHAT I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS LYING" or "PEOPLE REALLY DO THAT?" every ten seconds. And then he continues on with his life with even more autism swag than before

#i love this #but also Jon is a voracious reader #i bet he was one of those kids that chose to read the encyclopedia or dsm and always grabbed pamphlets at thw doctors office #he's definitely a “knowledge is a defense mechanism” type #tma #jonathon sims #hc

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this bit of back and forth interests me, because the emphasis on "accidentally" and martin's desire to keep an eye on jon while he's handling knives implies that martin thinks jon hurt himself that badly on purpose, but his tone isn't particularly soft and concerned, it's more casual and direct.

it's a good insight into their dynamic at this point: martin's definitely being caring but he's not soft about it, like how he almost threw jon out of the archives when he tried to come back to work early. he's stressed as hell, from jon's own words martin seems to care more about jon's recovery than anything else he's meant to be doing, but he's not just hovering in doorways anxiously offering tea like he does when he's worried about other interpersonal issues, he's deploying minor bastard tactics such as "I will deposit you outside of this building myself if you don't get more rest" and "I am attaching myself to your lunch breaks so I can supervise your access to sharp objects." and the bastard tactics seem to be what jon responds to; he brushes off any "calm down and relax" admonishments but if martin declares that they're going for lunch together then he will actually take a break and eat a meal.

#martin blackwood #martin k“minor bastard tactics” blackwood #tma #the magnus archives #jonmartin #dynamics #jonathon sims

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#accurate #Martin K“I am never the problem” Blackwood #martin blackwood #tma #tma fanart

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wip of that one picture but it’s zukki and I don’t want to draw a sword <3

#this #this! #all of this!! #zukki #zukki is my thousand times yes #atla

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Facebook sucks but most of my endless adverts are hilarious

#I really only have FB bc it's where my older colleagues are in my profession #facebook #funny tshirts

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

#saving this for if I ever have to do public speaking again #the secret is ✨distain✨

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Who knew a kiss on the hand could be so 😍😍

#ukatake #haikyuu #haikyuu fanart #these two are such a comfort ship somehow??? #idk but i've always thought Ukai is too pretty

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It's very satisfying to disturb the JoKe

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.