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crocodile but he acts like shawn from the good place
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dolly-polly · 29 days
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Morning routine ☀️
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dolly-polly · 6 months
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I love fanfiction bc I really can just finish a show, go “ok but what if those two kissed,” open ao3, and boom now they’re kissing
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Like a phoenix from the ashes, I return once again with the long lost shichibukai roommate au comic from years past. Enjoy.
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dolly-polly · 7 months
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slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald "the stabber" douglas is gonna getcha
creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker
/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend's voice and then man door hand hook car door
r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said "don't go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice." but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.
r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.
mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that "Love™" is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.
indie horror: i can't describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what's going on
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dolly-polly · 7 months
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dolly-polly · 7 months
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Disturb that terf ass bitch
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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dolly-polly · 7 months
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Thinking about the Cross Guild/Strawhat Tripartite parallel.
You have the ever-lucky clown and the trickster god
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the current greatest swordsman and the next in line
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and the transgenders
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dolly-polly · 7 months
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You: There’s no way you “religiously” listen to Nikki and Cardi. I simply won’t believe it.
Shanks: I do, they’re quite the empowering figures in such a male dominant industry. I’d even say their music has class.
You: You mean they have a fat ass?
Shanks: …
Shanks: …yes
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dolly-polly · 7 months
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✩𝕊𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕊𝕞𝕠𝕜𝕖✩
CW: Smut, Rough sex, AFAB reader implied (no pronouns), Penetration, Language, Drinking, Self-conscious reader, Smoker might be (incredibly) OOC, He also calls you 'Rookie' a lot, not proof-read. A/N: Nsfw under the cut. So minors DNI, or else I'll put sand all over of your favorite food! >:( .... Also I don't write fanfics that much, so this might be worded oddly.
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"Aw com'on. What if he actually likes it?" One of your co-workers cooed. "No, that's a dumb idea! He's a vice admiral, he doesn't have the time to deal with dumb stuff like that!" You whisper-screamed back. "Plus... Look at him." You gestured towards Smoker who was standing near the railing of the base.
"Someone who looks like that is most definitely taken. And even if he's not. There's absolutely no way that he'd be attracted to someone like me." You finished, then pointing your hand to yourself.
Your co-worker just rolled their eyes in response. Then they began to chant "Do it," over and over again. Eventually, you gave in. You let out an exasperated sigh and walked around the corner nervously. You felt the butterflies in your stomach, your heart begin to skip a few beats, and the sweat forming in your hands. Despite your anxiety. You piped up. "Um... Sir, I have something that I'd like to ask you." You said, your voice meek and somewhat difficult to hear.
Smoker turned around to face you with his signature blank stare that he always has. His sunshades covering his eyes and a cigar in his mouth as usual. Even with the clouds covering the sun, the lighting perfectly complimented his appearance. Your gaze almost fell down from his face to his exposed chest and abs, but you fought the urge and maintained eye contact. You stood there silently for a moment and took a deep breath.
"A-are you a fire? Because you're smoking hot." You flirtatiously remarked. Trying and failing at looking confident.
Smoker's eyebrows furrowed. He took off his shades, sucked his teeth, and just stared at you. Your cheeks started to feel really hot. "Really, rookie?" He asked, sounding mildly annoyed.
"I...I uh... Um... S-sorry, sir." You fumbled over your words before you turned around then hastily. Going back inside of the base and back to your post. You slapped both of your hands into your face and groaned. "Welp. He definitely doesn't like me back after that shameless display... Ugh.." You thought yourself. The rest of the day just felt, weird, for a lack of better words. Every time you nearly crossed Smokers path or saw him out of the corner of your eye. You automatically got out of sight. You couldn't bare the embarrassment. Finally. When the day came to an end, you breathed a sigh of relief. Retrograde was finally here. You could go home and take your off-time to forget that this ever happened.
By now the sun was setting, and the base was emptied out pretty completely. Or at least so you thought. Right before you walked out of the door, you were stopped by an all too familiar voice. "Hey, rookie." You quickly whirled around to see that it was, indeed, your boss.
"Oh, good evening, sir. Do you need something?" You asked.
"I was just curious. What's been up with you today? You've kind of been avoiding me like the plague right after that little pick up line of yours. Is everything alright?" He said with one of his eyebrows cocked. "Oh! No need to worry at all. Everything's just fine." You assured him.
He glared.
"Don't lie to me. With the way you've been acting all day today, I can immediately tell that, that's a load of crap. So go on. Tell me what's bugging you." He stated rather bluntly.
You felt your face heat up again. "Well... I.." You averted your eyes. "I mean... I didn't try to flirt with you for a dumb reason... I just.." You took a deep breath before you continued. "I think I might have feelings for you... But you're... You're obviously not interested so...." You finished, not looking him in the eye. Smoker took a deep drag from his cigar. "I see. So that's what this is all about? You know, you could just ask me out. There's no need for those childish pick-up lines, rookie." He said. He paused for a minute.
"Also. Who said that I wasn't interested?" He added.
Taken aback. You looked back up at him with a sparkle in your eyes. You felt your heart flutter once more.
"S-so. If I asked you to go out on a date with me. You wouldn't say 'no'?" You asked. He shrugged. "Go for it." He responded.
"Alright... If you're free this weekend. Do you wanna go out for dinner with me at The Baratie?" You offered.
"Sure. How does 6:30 Saturday sound?" He inquired.
"That's perfect!" You answered holding back some of your excitement.
"Very well. It's a date then." He said, now with a slight smile.
You nearly squeal, but you keep your mouth shut. Your lips curl into a smile.
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It was 6:28. You quickly gave yourself one last look in the reflection of the water as you stood at the entrance of The Baratie. Criticizing the way that you looked.
"Am I wearing too much make-up?" "Do I even look good in this?" Were all things that swirled around in your mind. Right when it turned 6:30. You were ripped out of your thoughts when you heard Smoker's voice.
"Hey, rookie." He says, causing you to look up from the water.
Your eyes widened a little when you saw him dressed up in a suit. His blazer jacket was unbuttoned, leaving his collared shirt and tie on full display. He motioned for you to follow him inside.
Once you both went inside and got seated. You both ordered your drinks. In an attempt to set a romantic mood, you ordered yourself some red wine. Smoker on the other hand, chose water. "Well. Fuck." You thought to yourself. He picked plain old water. And here you were getting alcohol. Was he only dating you out of pity?
You tried to shrug the feeling off and just talk to him a little bit as you both waited for your food. Regardless of your initial concerns. The date was going surprisingly well. The two of you both had laughs here and there, and all in all, it just felt like a good time.
Eventually the food was served. The pair of you ate your food. And short after came the bill. The uneasiness kicked back in, and so too did the alcohol. In all honesty. You weren't necessarily the type of person to drink. And with added on pressure of making this the best date ever to convince, who was essentially your own boss, to love you back. It only made your fears even worse.
"H-here!.. Let me handle it." You said, reaching into your wallet to pull out the money to cover both of your meals. Suddenly Smoker placed his hand on yours and stopped you.
"You how's about we just split the bill instead?" He suggested
"Oh, okay then." You agreed.
After the bill was paid. You stood up to see yourself out. And that's when you realized that your alcohol tolerance was far lower than you initially thought. Especially if all it took was one glass for this to happen. You didn't expect to be this dazed just by standing up. You quickly placed both of your hands on the table for stability. "You alright there, rookie?.." Smoker asked, seemingly concerned "Yeah... Just a little bit dizzy is all." You reassured. He only facepalmed in response. "You mean drunk?" He corrected. This was only met with silence on your end. It only made you even more embarrassed. He definitely wasn't going to go on a second date with you. "Tell you what. If you want me to, you can stay the night at my place, instead of trying to ride all the way back to your home in this state. What do ya say?" He offered. Reaching his hand out for you to hold. You grabbed his hand. "Yeah... That sounds better." You said.
Upon seeing his house, you quickly noted how it looked different than what you thought it would be. Not in a negative sense, you weren't judging him. You just thought that since he was a pretty high rank, he'd have something slightly gaudy.
But the more you thought about it. The more you realized that it was fitting for the type of person that Smoker was. He's critical of himself and he's a realist. You figured that since there isn't really a need for something fancy, then he wouldn't own anything fancy. Additionally. If he didn't feel as if he deserved something fancy. Then he simply wouldn't get it. You shrugged. Just an astute observation, nothing serious. Still holding your hand. He led you inside.
"If you want to, can sleep in the living room, and I'll let you sleep in my bedroom." He suggested. Unbeknownst to you. Smoker, one of the most stern and relatively level-headed people that you knew, was just as nervous as you were. This is his first ever time going out with anyone. And it was with you of all people. Someone as bright and amazing as you, finding him attractive? It was shocking and slightly nerve-wracking for him. A pleasant surprise, sure. But still, he was worried about making you feel not only welcome but comfortable as well. "No-no. You're good! Uh..." You stood there lost in thought for a bit. And after building up some courage, you proposed something else.
"I mean... If you feel alright with it. We could sleep next to each other."
"But only if you want to." You quickly added.
It was a bit bold of you to suggest such an idea. Liquid courage perhaps? Regardless. Smoker's eyes widened slightly from the idea. He looked away from you, his face turning slightly pink. He cleared his throat.
"You sure?" He asked, sounding a bit nervous.
"Mhm.." You hummed in response.
Hesitantly, he walked over to his bedroom and opened the door. He motioned for you to take a seat. You sat down on the edge of the bed still a bit woozy. He walked out and came back with a bottle of water, and handed it to you.
A little while after you finally sobered up from drinking some of the water. He inhaled deeply and averted his eyes from yours.
"Rookie." He started. "When you said that you might have some sort of crush on me, did you really mean it?." He asked, his tone sounding slightly anxious.
Realizing that you weren't alone in feeling worried. A warm smile spread across your face.
"Of course I meant it." You replied. You placed a hand on one of his shoulders to ease his nerves.
"And I'll be honest. I was really afraid that you wouldn't go out with me. That you would reject me... But I feel so good knowing that, at some point, you actually went out with me. Even if it might have been a little bit awkward. Thank you. Really." You told him.
He didn't say anything. He only got down to your level and pressed his forehead against yours.
"It's a bit ballsy to not only have feelings for your own boss and not try to get over them. And asking them out on a date even more so. But to be frank. I'm so glad that you did." He said before gently placing a chaste kiss on your lips.
The scent of cigar smoke coming from him grew stronger. However, it didn't bother you enough to pull away. Rather. You wrapped your arms around his back, pulling him in closer, and deepening the kiss. He was shocked at first but quickly melted into your touch.
The innocent little peck that was placed on your lips soon turned into a lust-filled make-out session. Your fingers and nails dug into his back ever so slightly, the fabric of his suit blazer almost ripped from your grip. His arms around your back, holding you firmly.
After a while of your tongues rubbing up against each other. You went ahead and pulled away from him for some air. Accidentally falling backwards onto the bed in the process. Smoker's body towering over yours. Your heart raced from desire.
You bucked your hips into his pants, right against his hard-on. Automatically letting him know that you were more than okay with going even further. He huffed. The growing tightness in his pants became unbearable. He quickly unzipped his pants and let his hardened member spring forth. You stared down at his hands as he pulled your panties out of the way and aligned himself with your entrance.
"You ready?" He asked.
You nodded vigorously.
Carefully and slowly. He thrusted himself into you, making sure to pay close attention to your body language. When he saw that you were comfortable he began to pump in and out of you at a steady pace.
Although it hurt a little. You couldn't help but feel overjoyed. This all felt like a dream. You took hold of one of his hands and placed it on your lower abdomen. He trailed his other hand up to your shoulder and began to pick up the pace. You shoved your head a little deeper into the mattress. Occasionally you would let out a few gasps and soft little moans.
You got a little bit impatient and started to rut into him fast. Beckoning him to really pound into you. He caught on to your silent pleas and did as directed. He pumped into you faster and harder causing you to writhe and squirm.
Nothing but the sounds of skin-against-skin filled the room. Breathless sounds of pleasure now slipped from your mouth more often. And you even heard Smoker groan a few times. You tried your hardest to maintain some form of eye contact. But you just couldn't bring yourself to. Your eyes would constantly shift from him to his cock buried inside of you, and the ceiling.
Suddenly. You felt his member rub up against something inside of you. "O-oh!.." You abruptly whimpered. Your hips jerked once more.
You closed your eyes shut and bit your lip in an effort to hold back any unnecessarily loud noises. Your hands fell beside you, and grabbed hold of the covers, clutching onto them tightly. Soon you began to squirm and tremble slightly. You stopped biting your lip, allowing your cries to come out of your mouth.
"R-right there!- Ah! Cumming!~" You whined as you began seeing stars.
You started to writhe even more than before. Your insides really clenching down on Smoker's length. Causing him to abruptly thrust into you even more hard & fast. Riding out your high in the process.
"Holy shit!- So good!" You moaned out. You moved your hips to match his rhythm and sunk your head even deeper into his bed with your eyes shut.
The sounds of pleasure that you were making were like music to his ears. The way your skin felt under his touch. The fucked out look on your face. Your everything. All of it made him lust for you even more.
Eventually, he reached his own orgasm. With one loud grunt, he swiftly moved his hand off of your lower abdomen and pulled out. Spilling his load on your stomach. You both gasped for air.
After a while of just lying there and catching your breath. You noticed that you no longer felt his presence. You, despite being in a bit of a stupor, sat up slightly and saw him return with some cleansing wipes.
After he cleaned the both of you up, and helped you finish off the rest of your water. He crawled in bed with you then settled his arm around you. Before you both drifted off to sleep. You put a kiss on his lower cheek.
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dolly-polly · 7 months
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write fanfic that three people in the world will read, because those three people are going to be fucking pleased that it exists
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dolly-polly · 8 months
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dolly-polly · 8 months
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A few One Piece character banners/ headers
I made these just for fun a few days ago. Feel free to use them if you want.
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Here's some for Law:
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And some for Smoker:
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dolly-polly · 8 months
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Blog under construction
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I might be some random lil'nobody. But I recently, I've come to the conclusion that I should say F-it and become a fanfic blog. Totally not by spinning a wheel that just had yes or no on it... Uh... That's besides the point tho lol. Heck. I got rid of my old avatar/ profile pic, banner, and default theme. And tried to overhaul my entire blog in one day. Drew my own profile pic, made a new banner on Canva, & started using this template made by @AUTISMBARBIE , as well as these dividers by @saradika. Huge props to anyone who knows how to make themes with HTML, cuz that stuff is confusing! But I digress. See ya soon.~
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