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Damn.. I gotta change my ways 😞😞

My cat, #i still feel the need to eat lucifer’s butt, is petitioning for a name change with the local government.

#obey me #obey me swd #obey me! #obey me nightbringer #obeyme! #obey me crack #lucifer obey me

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I’d have every mf in that house worried for the both of us with the amount of filthy sounds we’d be making, def pegging him afterwards too 🤞🏾

big boy

beelzebub x mc // nsfw

just thinking about beel + size kink. he’s by far the biggest and tallest of the brothers and it’s something you always notice when you see him, especially when he’s standing next to his brothers or the others. when he’s beside you or in front of you, simply talking to you and keeping eye contact, your heart can’t help but thump loudly in your chest. the way he has to look down and you have to look up, how big his arms look from below, you can’t help but stare at the prominent curves and crevices on his muscular body.

if only you knew that while you were checking him out, he was doing the same, in his mind he thought about how you were at the perfect height to nuzzle in his pecs, how easy it would be to pick you up and fold you in whatever position he desired. and he really could, this man would have you up in the air, holding up your legs and your arms all while fucking up into your hole. mans could probably hold you up against the wall and eat you out.

he would also love to watch the way he stretched you out, or how big his cock was in comparison to your face. fun fact he would 100% have a thing for chubby girls. your love for food would probably make him love you even more than he already does, and his fixation on oral would probably also be a lot worse. his brothers would be shocked at how he wasn’t absolutely inhaling his food sometimes, only to realise that he was watching you inhale yours. the image of you licking creamy sauce off your fingers and the soft hums and moans you made as your eyes practically rolled back into your skull would definitely replay over and over in his mind at late hours, alone in his bed. he would think he was gonna go crazy with the amount of popsicles and lollipops you were consuming.

at some point he probably couldn’t hold back anymore and pulled you off of the common rooms couch and drag you into his room, growling something in a husky tone when you squeak and ask what he was up to, “i’ll give you something else to suck on.”

he’d sit on the edge of his bed and immediately push you down in your knees, whipping out his cock and not even giving you a warning, practically forcing it down your throat, almost cumming in a matter of seconds when he sees the way you gag around his size and how your cheeks look so round and full. he’d cum so much it would be dripping down the corners of your mouth, making a mess all over your boobs and throat. he’d mumble a quiet “sorry, baby.” and then make it up to you by eating you out so good almost the whole devildom can hear.

on a more lightheaded note,, i feel like i’d be known in the family and with friends that he’s very well endowed. like you can just tell that he’s hung like a horse purely by his statue. i definitely think the brothers would be extremely jealous and flustered when he’s walking down the hall in the morning only in grey sweats or maybe even in boxers if hes extra lazy to throw something on. they probably feel a tinge of worry when they see you walking weirdly in the morning.

this just been on my mind today :3

#I WILL FOREVER BE BEELS 1 DICKRIDER RAHHHH #obey me beelzebub #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me smut #om! beelzebub #beel x reader

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The Brothers as customers in a grocery store

Just spent eight hours in a grocery store, so here’s the brothers as customers I’ve encountered during my past two years as a cashier! >:D

Lucifer

This man buys an insane amount of groceries and he comes in every day/every other day.

You will be scanning his items for like ten minutes.

He knows all of the cashiers and they all know him as well. He has a favourite and will specifically go to that person if they’re working.

He’s very polite, but also kind of impatient. He’ll say “Can I get the receipt?” before you can ask him.

He also won’t say anything if you make a mistake or something goes wrong, but he will be tapping his fingers against the counter the entire time he has to wait.

Pays with the physical card each and every time this man does not do cash or Apple Pay.

Mammon

He knows all of the discounts and if an item gets scanned to the wrong price he will ask you to correct it, even if it’s like two dollars.

He’ll also joke if he can get an extra discount and make it awkward because you both know you can’t give him one. >:((

“Oh, I spent that much? Haha, inflation is really hittin’ hard these days, huh?”

“Ya sure I can’t get a discount or somethin?”

Always says yes to the receipt and stands really close while checking if it’s correct.

If your store has an app or something he has it and he knows all the secret discounts.

Leviathan

He’s in n’ out in five minutes

Only ever buys the necessities, so he doesn’t have to be in the store for too long.

He wears headphones and doesn’t reply when you say hello. Also doesn’t make eye contact with you the entire time.

Doesn’t bother to bag his groceries, he just grabs them all and runs out of the store before you can even ask if he’d like the receipt.

Satan

Satan’s a pretty normal customer I’d say

The only thing weird is that he buys, like, a lot of cat food.

You and your coworkers refer to him as “the cat guy”.

You’ll often try to guess what he needs all of that cat food for.

Is he a cat sitter? Does he have 12 cats? Does he feed the strays? Does he eat it himself?

On second thought he’s not that normal, but he’s always very polite.

Asmodeus

I imagine he buys the most fruity ass liquor ever.

It’ll be called “tutti frutti sugar shock” and it’ll be like 40% alcohol.

He jokes about having to show ID.

On the other hand, if you ask him for ID before he can make a joke, he’ll be very flattered.

He'll put his hair behind his ear and start flirting with you. (Because he 100% thinks that you asking for ID means that you are initiating the flirt.)

He once bought a banana, a pack of condoms and a pack of butter just to see the cashiers reaction.

When the cashier didn't react he got very disappointed and didn't come back for 2 weeks.

Beelzebub

Beel's the perfect fucking customer and you cannot change my mind.

He's always super polite and nice.

He buys obscene amounts of protein powder, protein drinks, protein bars etc.

You seriously wonder why he's buying a new tub of protein powder once a week. How much does he drink a day? Does he mix it 50/50 and eat it like pudding?

He'll also make you scan an open chip bag because he got hungry while shopping and needed a snack.

If something goes wrong or you make a mistake, he'll be super nice about it.

"Don't worry about me," "Take your time," "I'm not in a hurry," etc. etc.

He will be munching on those chips the whole time he's waiting, though.

He'll even put other customers in their place if he sees someone berating a worker. (Big twin-brother instinct)

Belphegor

Will buy like thirty energy drinks at the same time if they're on sale

Slow as fuck when bagging groceries, he does not care.

He always asks workers where stuff is because he cannot be bothered to go look for it.

#UAUGHJJ THESE ARE SO REAL #Belphegor def bags slowly just to be a jackass #obey me! shall we date? #obey me #shall we date obey me #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me asmo #obey me beelzebub

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I can’t wait for you guys to meet my Obey Me OC, Potential Man!!

#Desi is painfully dum #obey me #obey me swd #obey me! #obey me nightbringer #obeyme!

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Mammon Headcanons

Warnings - GN!Reader, NSFT topics, mentions of S/M, Bondage, BDSM, SW, Tease & Denial, Edging, Cockwarming, Slight Exibitionism

Characters - GN!Reader x Mammon

Authors note - I apologize for the almost week long wait between Lucifer and Mammon’s Ver, I have been incredibly busy doing absolutely nothing 🗣️‼️

Prefers degradation over praise, it definitely flips a switch for him hearing just how pathetic and needy he is for his special little human

If you really wanna break him, edge and degrade him for being so pathetically and effortlessly obedient, then end things off by praising him for being such a good boy as you talk him down his orgasm <3

Switch with a submissive lean, it honestly depends on how possessive or how greedy he feels at the moment

Light masochist w/ a slight pain kink, he’ll always play oblivious whenever you bring it up but there’s no denying that breathy moan paired with the “innocent” blush that lightly dusts his face whenever you tie his ropes just a bit too tight

Loves lap dances, giving or receiving, clothed or unclothed, doesn’t matter to him ( He 100% prefers it unclothed, the feeling of skin to skin growing more and more wet with each tease around his drooling cock will always break him )

Rope Bunny, he loves being tied up or restrained during the act, will purposely shift to his Demon form just so you can tie the area around his wings all nice and pretty for him just in case he gets too overstimulated

Loves being cockwarmed by MC while gambling in private clubs or playing card games with his brothers, he thinks it adds onto the pleasure ( just try not to move too much, he always gets painfully sensitive early on )

An absolute god on the pole, there has been times where Mammon has resorted to jobs at a Strip club just to pay off some debts, and trust me when I say this man has skills that can rival Asmo when it comes to the pole

Whenever he’s feeling possessive or painfully greedy, this man is the roughest bottom in all of the 3 words, you can’t blame him, he just loves seeing the handprints left on your ass and hips once he finishes and comes down from that high

When he’s close, his pretty moans will turn into needy whimpers and breathy pants riddled with lust, 10 out of 10 times he’ll also shift into his demon form just to wrap his wings around you

Appearance wise, he’s cut, blunt tip, long and on the thicker side for both human and demon standards, has a light white and yellow happy trail <3

#he’s such a whore (I wanna see bro jump roping butt booty naked for me) #My pathetic wife </3 #obey me #obey me swd #obey me! #obey me nightbringer #obeyme! #obey me drabble #obey me hcs #obey me mammon #mammon smut #mammon headcanon #obey me smut #obey me writer #obey me nsft headcanons

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Idk whether I wanna be doing this to Levi or Beel ( Mammon is also on the possible roster )

Either way I WILL be enforcing submissive behavior on each and every one of those mfs…

#obey me #obey me swd #obey me! #obey me nightbringer #obeyme! #obey me drabble #obey me hcs #obey me crack #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan #obey me mammon

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He’s so painfully me 😭😭

BITCHLESS LOSERS UNITE 🗣️🔊‼️‼️

Please.. I beg of thou..

Can we please get more of Levi being an absolute loser we beg-eth of thou 😔💕

Lazy silly guys for u

#Levi the man you are </3 #obey me #obey me leviathan #obey me swd #obey me! #obey me nightbringer #obeyme!

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Imagine Diavolo fucking you at a gentle pace while he holds your hand, he whispers sweet nothings to your ear, calling you his sweet little human. Also gives the best aftercares! and always makes time for you even when busy, make you cockwarm him while he works.

He's such a sweetheart <3

#I’m painfully downbad #giggling and cackling like a teenage girl over this #obey me smut #obey me x you #obey me x reader #obey me x mc #obey me x y/n #diavolo x mc #diavolo x reader #diavolo smut #obey me #obey me swd

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Random Obey me! Rant 5

I imagine Lucifer’s fall in the same way as Spikes fall in Cowboy Bebop, with him being caught off guard and shot down.

As he fell from the celestial realm, the only thing that rushed through his mind wasn’t memories of himself..

It was memories of his brothers, watching them grow up around him, memories of the 6 of them lying in the clouds as they reminisced on past times, them listening to Raphael’s angelic singing over a cup of tea, all the good memories rushing through his head over what he thought would be his last moments shared with them.

As he fell he didn’t feel any hatred, nor negative feeling towards anyone or anything.

For a loss as strong as the one he took, he surprisingly felt at peace.. It wasn’t until he landed in the Devildom when he starting feeling that upbringing of wrath, pain, and grief striking directly at his heart.

#i’m mentally unwell #I just want my Victorian goth wife to be happy </3 #Desi’s Obey me Rants #obey me #obey me swd #obey me! #obey me nightbringer #obeyme! #obey me drabble #obey me hcs #lucifer obey me #satan obey me #obey me angst

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I SLOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR BLESSING MY EYES WITH THIS

WORDS CANT EXPLAIN HOW HAPLY I WAS TO SEE THIS ON MY FEED IM LEGIT TWEAKING OUT RN OVER THIS

2000's punk Beelzebub.

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Lucifer Headcanons

Warnings - GN!Reader, NSFT topics, mentions of bondage, BDSM, Brat taming, S/M, Lucifer being a horny slut

Characters - GN!Reader x Lucifer

Author note - First time writing for something like this so bear with me on these 😭🙏🏾

Loves both praise and degradation, he adores being told how pretty he looks and how well he’s doing while bottoming just as much as he loves hearing you remind him of how lewd and slutty he looks and sounds begging and whining for more under you.

Switch with a Dom lean, while domming he’s just as greedy and possessive as Mammon when it comes to you.

Mainly choked down whines and repeated pleads/begs while subbing, he’s far too prideful to let too many whines and begs slip but enough foreplay and teasing beforehand can really break down that wall of pride he sets up.

100% a service sub, he’ll put your pleasure before his every single time if it means he’ll get to see and hear just how well he’s doing for his human.

Harsh/Controlling while domming, he won’t hesitate to edge you for hours on end without release if he feels as if you don’t deserve it yet (especially if you were being too bratty for his liking)

On that note, he’s definitely a Brat Tamer, seeing someone so “inferior” to him treat him as if he’s below them really does tap into something primal within him especially when it gives him such a good reason to tie you up in any lewd position he sees fit later on.

Strong bondage kink, whether it’s him tied up for you to use him however you wish or you tied down to his bed all perfect and ready for him to use or punish as he sees fit.

Whenever he’s feeling particularly sadistic, Impact play will always be his go-to’s, I can see Lucifer having his own collection of S/M toys.

But at the end of the day, there’s no paddle nor crop that compares to the feeling of his bare palm delivering harsh slaps to your ass for each and every bratty or snarky remark you made that day.

Appearance wise, he’s cut with a light black and gray happy trail, he’s on the thinner side but he’s thick for human-standards nonetheless.

#that old vampiric fucker has taken over my mind #I wanna ride bros nose so bad LLEASE SEND HELP #whatever you say Master 🙏🏾 #obey me #obey me swd #obey me! #obey me nightbringer #obeyme! #obey me drabble #obey me hcs #lucifer obey me #obey me smut #obey me nsft #obey me lucifer x reader #Gn!reader x lucifer #obey me headcanons #obey me nsft headcanons #obey me solmare #obey me fandom #obey me lucifer

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Do not fret children, father will return with more Headcanons and nonsense soon..

#I forgor I had to post sorry children </3 #I still wanna lick Beel down tho #gargle bros balls n shi #obey me #obey me swd #obey me! #obey me drabble

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REAL THO

HE GETS DOWN, HE DONT PLAY 🗣️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Literally Mammon

Probably Mephistopheles interviewing him for something or maybe Levi for a podcast 😂

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That one dude from BFDI that can only say “AW SERIOUSLY”

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

#I’m such a dork pls help #AW SERIOUSLY!! #bfdi #battle for bfdi #bfdi david #jacknjellify

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Levi would stan ATARASHII GAKKO!! so much 😭🫶🏾

They’d be his fav Jpop group and there’s no doubt that he’d beg and plead Lucifer to let him go to the Human-World whenever they have shows and he’ll always be the most hype mf there

And ngl he wouldn’t be the only one cz I’d do the exact same thing w/ him to increase our chances 😭😭😭

#His bias is Mizyu or Suzuka #Fav song? %100 NAINAINAI 🤭 #runner up fav is Tokyo Calling #obey me #obey me swd #obey me! #obey me nightbringer #obey me drabble #obey me hcs #obey me leviathan #atarashii gakko #I’ve fell down a AtarashiiGakko rabbit hole and I can’t get out

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Belphegor Headcanons (Pathetic lil shit)

Loves sleeping in the pitch black, frequently argues with Beel about his nightlight (and yes, Beel sleeps with my nightlight in my world)

Despite sleeping all the time, he still has heavy and dark eyebags

He drags his pillow around with him everywhere he goes, he’s rarely seen without it when he’s at home

Painfully scared of fireworks, he’ll act all tough as if he’s not scared, but you’ll always catch him flinching everytime one of them goes off

Can see, control, and enter people’s dreams and he’s an ABSOLUTE JACKASS with it, he won’t hesitate to give you nightmares or literal fever dreams if you piss him off in the slightest

Though he has the power to manipulate people’s dreams, this power is limited based on how strong the victims mental state is (Cries every night because Lucifer’s mental barrier is too strong)

You’ll never see him without an absurd amount of smudged eyeliner on, along with his layered studded belts + Pant chain combo

HORRIBLE POSTURE, him and Levi slouch like two old geezers to the point where they have to constantly be reminded by Lucifer to fix themselves

Sleeps so much that he rarely eats, you can see his ribs a bit when he stands up straight

And on the topic of eating, he lives off of those microwavable Kraft mac and cheese cups and Ultra Violet Monster

!Other headcanons under the cut!

Lucifer’s Ver

Mammon’s Ver

Leviathan’s Ver

Satan’s Ver

Asmodeus’ Ver

Beelzebub’s Ver

Belphegor’s Ver ~ You are here

#I’m heavily attracted to boy failures #now that I’m done with these I can start posting my NSFT Headcanons 😈 #obey me #obey me swd #obey me! #obey me nightbringer #obeyme! #obey me drabble #obey me hcs #obey me crack #obey me belphegor

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Random Obey Me! Rant 4

I like to think that Lucifer sees his past self in Satan

Like his early celestial realm days where he was just as hungry for knowledge as current day Satan, eager to learn about the world around him and even more eager to make change in it.

And besides his wings turning black, I HC that Lucifer went though other physical changes after he fell

Like how his Golden Blonde locks faded to a Deep Black at an instant, or how his Beautiful Emerald eyes clouded up with tears of frustration as they shifted to the same color as the Piercing Blood trickling down his lower back as he tore out his Platinum White Wings just moments before they turned black..

Satan was damn near a carbon copy of a young Lucifer and it took everything in him not to breakdown and obliterate everything in his path when he found old worn-out pictures of ‘The Celestial Realms Prized Morningstar’ while planting a prank in his Study.

Seeing him in his prime, seeing the sheer resemblance between them, it crushes him on the inside, almost solidifying the fear that he’ll never be able to fully separate from himself from the man who he hates the most.

Djfjdjsjdsn idk but I’m 100% sure Satans hatred for Lucifer goes wayyy deeper than just “Moody Teen Rebellion against their father”

#Luci fears how much he sees himself in Satan but he still tries to be a good dad :( #Desi’s obey me rants #obey me #obey me swd #obey me! #obey me nightbringer #obeyme! #obey me hcs #obey me drabble #lucifer obey me #satan obey me