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Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously ask you one thing they want to know about you.

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Intro card ig

Im Goober!

I’m gender fluid

My birthday is Sept 23

My favorite colors are green and pink

I like to draw and post my doodles (not often though) while listening to music, I’m a aspiring writer and decent violinist,

I think the space is cool as fuck same with programming

Good god I am obsessed with (but not limited to) cotl, Sonic the Hedgehog, regretavator(on roblox) and some other stuff

While your here I don’t mind an ask, I’d love the interaction with other people :D

Any likes, reblogs, asks, and submissions are always welcome💕💕💕

#intro post #blog intro

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Your Tumblr user is my new favorite

Awwww Ty <33333333333333

Have a goob

#goober #hes so silly #ty anon

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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Thx for this

Last song I listened to: It’s raining somewhere else by Toby Fox

Currently watching: Sonic Prime

Currently obsessed with: Cult of the lamb❤️❤️❤️❤️

@willtheking39

@future-oscarwinner thank you for tagging me!!

get to know you better game! answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to know better

last song I listened to: I'm not sure but I'll go with

currently watching: iZombie

currently obsessed with: I'm really into everything F1 related rn with a sprinkle of drawing the same flowers over and over again

tagging @justnerdystuffs @keysmashhhhhhhh @sugaroto @alalumin @darkside-cookies @mne-bolno @formulapisces @summergirl2408 @purple-amaranthe

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#a little goofy #goober #hes so silly #tbh creature #yippee #yipppeeee #bites you bites you bites you #he looks so cute #but will bite without hesitation

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#my artwork #hes so silly #moods #goober #a little goofy #gooobr

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Goober <3333333

#goober #my art <3 #hes so silly #a little goofy #mabye #a little scrunkle

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#fanfic #i eat it up every time #makes me giggle #and kick my feet

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Me and @ladytig3r came up with an amazing au for Harry Potter

Everyone is trans and all the books are just stages for everyone becoming trans

Harry Potter and the order of hormones

Harry Potter and the testosterone stone

Harry Potter and the top surgery secrets

Harry Potter and the prisoner of a binder

Harry Potter and the goblet of pronouns

Harry Potter and the Gender-fluid Prince

Harry Potter and the Deathly Transphobes

And all the death eaters and voldie is just a group of transphobes

#harry potter #transgender #holy shit #we are amazing #everyone is trans #even Draco #and #Dumbledore #and Minerva McGonagall #fuck jkr #we hates it

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Made by me

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

The original post only has US helplines. I’ve added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: [phone]

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

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Farmer: *jaywalks*

Sam: omg ur gonna go to jail!

Farmer: Sam I commit massive tax evasion daily

#sdv incorrect quotes #sdv #stardew valley #stardew valley farmer

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Harvey: No Schemes, No Plots, No ruses

Farmer: *somber voice* ok…..

Harvey:*leaves the room*

Farmer: But he didn’t say anything about shenanigans

#sdv incorrect quotes #sdv #stardew valley #stardew valley farmer #harvey sdv #stardew valley harvey

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#tumblr polls #i got polls #lawyer #please i can hear the sirens