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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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Naruto : how do I politely tell someone I wanna smash their head in with a brick?

y/n : one wishes to make your face come in contact with the rectangular object used for the construction of houses

Naruto: wow

#funny team 7 #naruto #anime #funny #funny team seven x reader #naruto team 7 x reader #team 7 x reader #team seven x reader #naruto x y/n #naruto uzumaki x reader #naruto x reader #naruto shippuden #naruto uzumaki

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Omegle died btw

#Wtf I’m literally crying #This is my third heartbreak today.. #R.I.P. omegle

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Mean Girls Day

Use Coupon Code "FETCH" to get 10% off your entire order.

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Y/n- It’s funny that it takes a plastic bag a hundred years to break down, yet it only takes me one small inconvenience..

Kakashi- Y/n no….

#kakashi x you #naruto #anime #funny #funny team seven x reader #kakashi x y/n #naruto team 7 x reader #team 7 x reader #team seven x reader #kakashi x reader #kakashi funny #kakashi sensei #hatake kakashi #kakashi hatake

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Naruto- Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Y/n- I know, whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid

Naruto- But you’re always acting stupid? Y/n- ...

Y/n- Yeah, don’t think about that too hard

#naruto #anime #funny #funny team seven x reader #naruto x y/n #team 7 x reader #naruto team 7 x reader #team seven x reader #Naruto uzumaki x reader #naruto shipudden #naruto uzumaki

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Gojo: Sukuna is…

Yuuji: the worst

Megumi: an evil curse

Nanami: a criminal

YN: hot demon man

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Naruto- I’ve never had friends

Y/n- I can be your friend!

Naruto- I’ve also never had a girlfriend…

#naruto #anime #funny #funny team seven x reader #naruto team 7 x reader #team 7 x reader #team seven x reader #naruto x y/n #naruto x reader #naruto uzumaki x reader #naruto uzumaki

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Kakashi- are you flirting with me?

Y/n- I’m trying

Y/n - I honestly have no idea what I’m doing

#kakashi x y/n #naruto #anime #funny #funny team seven x reader #naruto team 7 x reader #team seven x reader #team 7 x reader #kakashi hatake #kakashi sensei #kakashi hakate #hatake kakashi #kakashi x reader

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No negativity allowed on this post! Only self love!

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Naruto: the stars are beautiful tonight

Y/n : you’re the most beautiful star

Naruto : what

Y/n: I said I want to hit you with a car

#naruto x y/n #naruto #anime #naruto uzumaki x reader #naruto x reader #naruto shipudden #naruto uzumaki

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Same

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one time i had a dream where there was a death note arc where the death note notebook got replaced by a death note red solo cup that had "DN" on it in sharpie and light would kill people by drinking from it in the corner of frat parties with mikami and everytime he killed someone theyd make out and the kira police task force wanted to investigate more after the notebook disappeared but no one on the task force could bring themselves to investigate light because 1. what if theyre subconsciously targeting him bc hes gay with mikami that would make them homophobic and 2. no one wanted to ask about the cup bc everyone thought the "DN" on the cup stood for "deez nuts" and no one wanted to get deez nutted at a frat party and be embarrassed.

#That sounds like an amazing dream

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

#The way it was put #you sure we talking just about the ducks #But also #like yes that would be messed up

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Omg I found this amazing L fanfic so I’m gonna stay up till like 2 am reading it bc who cares if I have to get up for school tomorrow like I can function on three hours of sleep, I’m built differently 😎👍

#Omg like it’s so good #like I’m a simp for this man #like #fictional men #death note #Lawliet #l #lawliet #L #l x reader #lawliet x reader #fanfic #wattpad fic

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I have schoolwork and shit to do, but ima try to write a part 2 this week, let me know any ideas you have for part two if you have any in the comments

Gojo Satoru x reader  Notes : this is my first x reader writing, so if it sucks, you’ve been warned. Also if you think my writing could be improved, give me some tips. Based off of this post

enjoy!

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“We’re still on for tonight right?” you asked your boyfriend as you were fixing dinner.

“What are you talking about?” your boyfriend asked, a confused look on his face. “Our date remember, we haven’t went out in months, you promised you would be able to go,” you said, hoping he hadn’t forgotten again.

“Oh, I’m so sorry, I totally forgot and I already made plans with the guys.” You sighed, “so you can’t cancel them, we haven’t gone out in months, months b/n!!” “I’m really sorry but I can’t cancel, all the guys are going!”

You sighed, but then again you were stupid to actually believe you’d go on the date. He’s been canceling your dates for months, for stupid reasons such as hanging out with his friends.

“Fine, we’ll just go out some other time,” you said disappointed.

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“ok, bye babe, I’ll be back late by the way,” he said quickly as he ran out the door.

You didn’t wanna just sit there and be lonely so you called Satoru to come over.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As you waited for him, you can’t help but think about how he’s always been so perfect, an amazing sorcerer, flirty, funny, childish, sweet, and so very hot. You know you shouldn’t be doing things like this with him, you have a boyfriend after all. But if you compared the two, Satoru was just so much better on so many levels. And it was kinda exiting to have to sneak around.

As you were caught up in your thoughts, you heard the door open. Knowing it’s him, you get up to go greet him.

“Hey y/n!” he says as he goes in for a hug. While you two are hugging, he teasingly squeezes your butt.

You just giggle, this was normal for you two, for Satoru to do such things when your boyfriend wasn’t looking or wasn’t there.

You and him have kinda always been like this, when you first met he was flirting with you non stop and giving you that cocky grin, as if he was every girl’s dream, which he actually was.

He followed you as you went back to the living room, where you had snacks set up and the tv ready to watch you and Satoru’s favorite movie.

You sat cuddled up to each other on the couch as you started the movie and grabbed the blanket off the edge of the couch.

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by the time your boyfriend got home, Satoru had already left.

That night all you could think about was him, yea it was kinda wrong to flirt and let him smack your ass because you had a boyfriend, but you’d kinda fallen for him.

It’s not like you’ve kissed him on the lips or anything, but I mean it was kinda thrilling. To have to be sneaky about everything because you both knew it was wrong.

But your boyfriend wasn’t the best, always bailing on your dates, barely hanging out with you anymore. So it wasn’t really that wrong, and how could you tell him your in love with someone else? You two have been together for two years, it would crush his heart. You thought as you drifted to sleep.

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when you woke up, you saw your boyfriend wasn’t in bed, he was probably in the kitchen making himself some breakfast.

You got up to head to the kitchen, but all you found was a note on the table saying he went out for the day.

Sighing, you picked up your phone to text Satoru he could come over.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Once Satoru was here you two decided to go out and do something.

Satoru suggested going to eat out at a cafe, which you agreed to.

Once you two reached the cafe, you ordered your drinks and sat down. You two just began talking about random stuff, when one thing led to another you two were on the topic of you and him.

Just talking about how it all felt like such a thrill, when he stopped and just looked at you. “What?” you asked as he stared at you. “Nothing, it’s just your looking extra beautiful right now,” he said as you blushed at his comment. You just admired him, his perfect features, his beautiful blue eyes, his hair, his lips. You leaned in and so did he. When your lips touched you could feel your stomach flutter.

This felt amazing, nothing like you’ve ever felt with your boyfriend now. You pulled away after a few seconds. You could feel the heat in your cheeks.

You two were done with your drinks, so you headed home, while you were walking back he playfully smacked your ass. You just rolled your eyes at this, typical.

You couldn’t wait till you got back home.

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#gojo jjk #gojou satoru x you #satoru jjk #jjk #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu gojo #jujutsu kaisen

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Gojo Satoru x reader  Notes : this is my first x reader writing, so if it sucks, you’ve been warned. Also if you think my writing could be improved, give me some tips. Based off of this post

enjoy!

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“We’re still on for tonight right?” you asked your boyfriend as you were fixing dinner.

“What are you talking about?” your boyfriend asked, a confused look on his face. “Our date remember, we haven’t went out in months, you promised you would be able to go,” you said, hoping he hadn’t forgotten again.

“Oh, I’m so sorry, I totally forgot and I already made plans with the guys.” You sighed, “so you can’t cancel them, we haven’t gone out in months, months b/n!!” “I’m really sorry but I can’t cancel, all the guys are going!”

You sighed, but then again you were stupid to actually believe you’d go on the date. He’s been canceling your dates for months, for stupid reasons such as hanging out with his friends.

“Fine, we’ll just go out some other time,” you said disappointed.

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“ok, bye babe, I’ll be back late by the way,” he said quickly as he ran out the door.

You didn’t wanna just sit there and be lonely so you called Satoru to come over.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As you waited for him, you can’t help but think about how he’s always been so perfect, an amazing sorcerer, flirty, funny, childish, sweet, and so very hot. You know you shouldn’t be doing things like this with him, you have a boyfriend after all. But if you compared the two, Satoru was just so much better on so many levels. And it was kinda exiting to have to sneak around.

As you were caught up in your thoughts, you heard the door open. Knowing it’s him, you get up to go greet him.

“Hey y/n!” he says as he goes in for a hug. While you two are hugging, he teasingly squeezes your butt.

You just giggle, this was normal for you two, for Satoru to do such things when your boyfriend wasn’t looking or wasn’t there.

You and him have kinda always been like this, when you first met he was flirting with you non stop and giving you that cocky grin, as if he was every girl’s dream, which he actually was.

He followed you as you went back to the living room, where you had snacks set up and the tv ready to watch you and Satoru’s favorite movie.

You sat cuddled up to each other on the couch as you started the movie and grabbed the blanket off the edge of the couch.

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by the time your boyfriend got home, Satoru had already left.

That night all you could think about was him, yea it was kinda wrong to flirt and let him smack your ass because you had a boyfriend, but you’d kinda fallen for him.

It’s not like you’ve kissed him on the lips or anything, but I mean it was kinda thrilling. To have to be sneaky about everything because you both knew it was wrong.

But your boyfriend wasn’t the best, always bailing on your dates, barely hanging out with you anymore. So it wasn’t really that wrong, and how could you tell him your in love with someone else? You two have been together for two years, it would crush his heart. You thought as you drifted to sleep.

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when you woke up, you saw your boyfriend wasn’t in bed, he was probably in the kitchen making himself some breakfast.

You got up to head to the kitchen, but all you found was a note on the table saying he went out for the day.

Sighing, you picked up your phone to text Satoru he could come over.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Once Satoru was here you two decided to go out and do something.

Satoru suggested going to eat out at a cafe, which you agreed to.

Once you two reached the cafe, you ordered your drinks and sat down. You two just began talking about random stuff, when one thing led to another you two were on the topic of you and him.

Just talking about how it all felt like such a thrill, when he stopped and just looked at you. “What?” you asked as he stared at you. “Nothing, it’s just your looking extra beautiful right now,” he said as you blushed at his comment. You just admired him, his perfect features, his beautiful blue eyes, his hair, his lips. You leaned in and so did he. When your lips touched you could feel your stomach flutter.

This felt amazing, nothing like you’ve ever felt with your boyfriend now. You pulled away after a few seconds. You could feel the heat in your cheeks.

You two were done with your drinks, so you headed home, while you were walking back he playfully smacked your ass. You just rolled your eyes at this, typical.

You couldn’t wait till you got back home.

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#gojo jjk #satoru gojo #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu gojo #gojou satoru x you