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Slider: (Screaming covering his eyes outside the locker room)

Goose: AH WHAT? WHAT THE HELL’S WRONG WITH YOU?!

Slider (Covering his eyes and pointing at the door): SEX!

Goose: WHAT?

Slider (About to bleach his eyes): SEX!

Goose and Slider: AHH!

#iceman top gun #top gun #top gun maverick #slider top gun #goose top gun #icemav #justice for slider and goose #top gun incorrect quotes #quote: Family Guy

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Iceman & Slider || Top Gun

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Any resemblance?

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maybe i was born to read fanfic and obsess over fictional men idk

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Iceman: I dunno what’s wrong with me, sir. I can’t eat, can’t sleep, maybe I’m coming down with something?!

Viper: O-hoho, I know what you’ve got, the L word.

Slider: Yeahhhh, leprosy!

Viper: No, Kener. It’s 4 letters, starts with L, ends with E.

Slider: …

Slider: A-ha! Lice!

#iceman top gun #top gun #slider top gun #top gun maverick #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #top gun incorrect quotes #ice age

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thinking about them while listening to Springsteen again

#slider looks like he’s gonna kill Maverick #already concocting a plan in that himbo brain of his #having flashbacks from Cougar

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They really put Tom Cruise in front of a camera, told him the blond was the love interest and then didn't specify which one, didn't they?

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Little Sarah: Father said we’re not to cry.

Tom: That is because father is incapable of human emotion. You are 10, cry if you feel like it.

#iceman top gun #tom iceman kazansky #top gun #top gun maverick #sarah kazansky

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Goose (Reading the newspaper): Hey, did you know that there’s a knife that gets so hot, it instantly turns your bread into toast when you cut it?!

Maverick: Man… imagine stabbing someone with that!

Iceman (Reading his own book): Well if it was that hot it would instantly cauterize the wound, so it wouldn’t be very effective.

Slider: It’s effective if you want information…

Baby Goose (Who was forgotten by the rest, because he was sitting behind the newspaper): W-Why would you be stabbing people, when you can have toast?

#iceman top gun #top gun #top gun maverick #slider top gun #goose top gun #pete maverick mitchell #slider #bradley rooster bradshaw

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Slider has a very high sour tolerance. He could bite into a lemon, or eat a handful of warheads, and eat it like it’s nothing. He gets dared to eat/drink the sourest things the flyboys can brew up, and ask if they’ve got anything stronger.

Iceman on the other hand is the worst person when it comes to sour foods. Whenever he drinks lemonade, or eat sour candy, his face is scrunched, and red.

Slider constantly gives him crap about it, and eats, and drinks everything sour in front of him just to tease him. One time he bit into a lemon, and it shot juices into Iceman’s eye. After many minutes of panic, yelling, and a successful swing from Iceman to Sliders face. There is now a peaceful agreement between the both of them. Candy swap, and a 10ft space between whenever Slider does his lemon trick.

(Can you guys handle sour stuff? I’m 50/50)

#iceman top gun #top gun #slider top gun #top gun maverick #slider #ron slider kerner #tom iceman kazansky

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Jukebox Hero? Nah.

Brick-house Himbo? Yes.

This is very on point for our BB boy

#rick rossovich #ron slider kerner #bradley bradshaw #miles teller #himbofication #brick-house himbo

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(Not sure if this has been done yet, I apologize if I’m stealing)

Maverick: I just realized something, I had a bad childhood.

Goose (not looking up from his book): Yeah I know.

Iceman: What do you mean, you know?

Goose: Look at you!

Slider (looking at himself and the others up and down): What do you mean, look at us?

Goose: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.

Everyone: …

Maverick: Like sluts?

Goose: NO-

#iceman top gun #top gun #top gun maverick #slider top gun #goose top gun #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #slider #incorrect quotes #they were abused children

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Wait what they are planning on top gun 3???? What do you mean???

#does this mean Sliders next? #i will sob #if they touch Slider I will implode

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So I uh...I made another thing...

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Michael Biehn & Rick Rossovich NAVY SEALS (1990) · Action · dir. Lewis Teague

#navy seals 1990 #rick rossovich #live laugh love Slider #ron slider kerner #princess #the things i would let him do to me #arms >>>>>

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If you put all or a handful of Val’s characters in a room and locked it. What conversations would be said in that room? Add in comments or tags. 💛🍪

#iceman top gun #val kilmer #madmartigan #chris knight #nick rivers #doc holliday #gay perry #bruce wayne #jim morrison #simon templar

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Oh my god I didn’t even think of that. Love you. You’re a genius.

Slider would be the kind of person to see if banana peels are actually slippery and end up cracking his head open or breaking a bone.