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roomiiroo · 2 days
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Maverick: “playing dumb isn’t cute”
Maverick: Who says I’m playing? This is the default factory setting, and I have no idea how to turn it off
Maverick: There was assembly required, and they threw out the instruction manual and a box of screws. I’m being held together by tape and glue and some bubblegum
Ice:
Slider: Please pick someone else-
Ice: I want that one
Slider: *groans*
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micahmaeve · 5 months
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gothidecorem · 6 months
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And violà! @kazanskys-mitchell
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herpsandbirds · 1 month
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Yellow-bellied Slider (Trachemys s. scripta), male w/ algae growing on shell, family Emydidae, SE United States
photograph by Bill Hawethorne Turtle Survival Alliance
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huntmavs · 6 months
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top gun 🤝 top gun maverick
iconic beach scenes
insp by this post
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thestarwarslesbian · 5 months
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Maverick, phoning Iceman: I need your help- Iceman, very tired: Are the barracks on fire? Maverick: No? Iceman: Then it's not an emergency *hangs up* Slider: Well, what did he say? Maverick: Apparently it's not an emergency Goose, getting strangled by a demon they summoned on a Ouija board: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??
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deatheater25 · 3 months
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(Not sure if this has been done yet, I apologize if I’m stealing)
Maverick: I just realized something, I had a bad childhood.
Goose (not looking up from his book): Yeah I know.
Iceman: What do you mean, you know?
Goose: Look at you!
Slider (looking at himself and the others up and down): What do you mean, look at us?
Goose: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.
Everyone: …
Maverick: Like sluts?
Goose: NO-
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k9effect · 29 days
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Playing with the boys 🏐
I can finally post this!! Here is my contribution to the @topgunzine for the Wingman collection! I got the lovely opportunity to complete a spread as a pinch hitter! Of course, I had to do the obligatory beach volleyball piece! I also contributed the Maverick Handwriting font that can be found here for anyone to use freely!
[Click for better quality, reblogs and tags appreciated]
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military-newsboys · 4 days
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Mav: People really should learn to appreciate the small things. Slider: *patting his head* Don't worry, you're appreciated. Mav: Bitch, you'd better start sleeping with one eye open.
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sdrose93 · 1 month
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I'll forever love Top Gun 1986 behind the scenes pictures 🥰❤❤
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harrowfuckley · 1 year
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Top Gun characters: Barbie style!
don’t ask me why i did this i don’t even know lmao
buy me a ko-fi? :) https://ko-fi.com/krysss
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elancie · 2 months
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A day in the life of Ron Kerner:
Slider: Ice did you take out the trash?
Ice: Mav did it.
Slider: Why would Mav take out the trash?
Ice: Because it was full genius.
Slider: Well Tom, I don’t remember Mav living here? Why would he take out the trash?
Maverick entering the house while obviously wearing Iceman’s clothes, a key held in his hand.
Mav: Morning Boys, had a good night?
Slider: You know what, I’m gonna move out.
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herpsandbirds · 2 months
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Mesoamerican Slider (Trachemys venusta), family Emydidae, Belize
photograph via: Savanna Field Station
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blueeyeddarkknight · 2 months
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Omg omg GUYS! ! SLIDER in tgm! ⚡❤️🥹😭😭
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This pic just dropped of Rick slider rossovich and Tom maverick cruise during the iceman funeral scene 😭
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thestarwarslesbian · 5 months
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Maverick: Feel my new shirt, know what it's made out of? Iceman: Oh nice, what is it? Maverick: Husband material. Iceman: oooh. Slider, to Goose in heaven: I envy you.
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deatheater25 · 2 months
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Goose (Reading the newspaper): Hey, did you know that there’s a knife that gets so hot, it instantly turns your bread into toast when you cut it?!
Maverick: Man… imagine stabbing someone with that!
Iceman (Reading his own book): Well if it was that hot it would instantly cauterize the wound, so it wouldn’t be very effective.
Slider: It’s effective if you want information…
Baby Goose (Who was forgotten by the rest, because he was sitting behind the newspaper): W-Why would you be stabbing people, when you can have toast?
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