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skapediem · 3 months

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omg i watched the best movie the other day it was this like crime comedy sorta thing set in la about these two (kinda homoerotic?) private detectives trying to solve the murder of some girl directed by i think shane black... what was it called??

#the goods #kiss kiss bang bang #the nice guys #holland march #jackson healy #harry lockhart #perry van shrike #gay perry #ryan gosling #russell crowe #val kilmer #robert downey jr #stupid long caption hi i just think its funny how he made the same movie twice like theyre both bangers but he did make the same movie twic

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airlocksandaviaries · 10 months

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Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang as Text Posts (2/?)

Part 1

+ bonus

#KKBB #kiss kiss bang bang #my bullshit #val kilmer #robert downey jr #rdj #michelle monaghan #text posts #harry lockhart #perry van shrike #harmony lane #gay perry #harry x perry

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kurtiplier · 7 months

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okay this started as a joke with my friend where we were saying Doc Holliday would main as Daisy in Mario Kart cause he's always saying "you're a daisy if you do" in Tombstone and it somehow evolved into me making a series of

"What Mario Kart characters Val Kilmer characters would main as"

and I had to commit to the bit so here, have these.

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icemankazansky · 10 months

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Perry van Shrike, aka Gay Perry. Honest-to-God private eye, consults in film, TV. Just incorporated. He's big time. Also, he's gay.

Val Kilmer as Perry van Shrike in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) + the Gilbert Baker Pride Flag

@pscentral event 16: pride colours

#kiss kiss bang bang #kkbb #val kilmer #perry van shrike #gay perry #pride colors #rainbow gifs #kiss kiss bang bang (2005)#he's just so cool #legit gq motherfucker #my gifs

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gothidecorem · 8 months

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Its honestly a crime that I haven’t edited Perry more…

#perry van shrike #gay perry #kiss kiss bang bang #kkbb #val kilmer

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sunwarmed-ash · 9 months

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could you imagine the carnage if I put Johnlock on here???

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maverickcalf · 7 months

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This is crossing into blatant homophobia. It's fine that you find Val Kilmer attractive. It's fine that you find a fictional gay man attractive, truly it is!

But talking about making a gay man straight is toxic and homophobic. While Perry is a fictional character, the people who might see this online aren't. You are blocking yourself off from a community by saying stuff like this. Most people don't take kindly to this sort of homophobia.

It's gross and homophobic and it isn't the sort of stuff Val himself would like to see.

#homophobia #gay perry #tw homophobia #val kilmer

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valmare · 9 months

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no you don’t understand i ✨need✨ thic val. need him. it’s bad i may not recover.

#val kilmer #thic val nation #thic is beautiful #thicc as fuck #thic boys #he’s 🥵🥵🥵#spicy 🌶️#just honestly #I need him #paul pryzwarra #will spooky macpherson #john holmes #deja vu 2006 #conspiracy 2008 #wonderland (2003)#kiss kiss bang bang #gay perry

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blueeyeddarkknight · 1 year

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🙊

Bonus : Val's reaction

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deatheater25 · 4 months

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If you put all or a handful of Val’s characters in a room and locked it. What conversations would be said in that room? Add in comments or tags. 💛🍪

#iceman top gun #val kilmer #madmartigan #chris knight #nick rivers #doc holliday #gay perry #bruce wayne #jim morrison #simon templar

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sophthecoolperson · 7 months

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It is 3am and I just finished watching "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" and I'm thinking that this is the BEST MIX OF LIKE GAYNESS AND ACTION AND DETECTIVES WITHOUT BEING LIKE SHERLOCK OR BEING IN ANY WAY OFFENSIVE TOWARDS THE GAY COMMUNITY like Val Kilmer plays Gay Perry SO WELL and he is so believable and he doesn't even try to "act gay" but you still kind of know he's gay and it is now on my constantly growing list of best movies of all time.

I should probably go to sleep.

#val kilmer #kiss kiss bang bang #rambles #robert downey jr #gay perry #harry lockhart #gay shit #it is 3 in the morning #it is 3am #rant #i am tireeeed

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cutesycadaver · 8 months

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This took me so fucking long (Flash Warning)

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (mostly Perry)