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I will defend them with my life

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They would.

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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My experience talking to straights informs me that most people don't maintain intimate friendships with their exes for years and years where you're at some weird midpoint between friends, dating, and spiritual consultants?

We need more literature and fic that explores "lesbian exes" and trademarks it, especially since you absolutely have a couple friends you have GREAT chemistry with, all signs pointed to you dating, but you somehow hitched and skipped straight to being lesbian exes. It's like a priesthood you built for yourself made of people you love on some level but the practicality just didn't level out. You can't tell me you don't also experience this feeling.

#queer #lesbian #sapphic #i'm so fucking high right now #wlw post

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STOP FLAGGING US FOR SAYING "TRANS"

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As I'm starting to date again I notice some people shy away when I mention my abuser, or the time I was homeless very casually.

Which is bullshit, first, because we should all just be open about that sort of thing, it's in the past and happens to many of us.

And for the "Isn't that too personal when you're starting to know someone?" crowd, I have plenty of secrets. I ramble about my hyperfixations, but I don't tell you about this one couple's cosplay I did with my ex-fiance, I don't share the last show I watched with my dad years ago, I don't tell you the manga that made me realize I was in love with my friend. I will listen to a girl talk about Star Wars for six hours and never mention the tabletop Twi'Lek that helped me find my sexuality.

These are secrets I guard. Sharing THESE special parts of my interests is the real trust exercise.

#dating #lgbtq #queer #autistic adult #romance #arospec #luckily there's no 'weird girl on grindr' meme yet

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You won't trick me this time, you bastard. *clicks random*

#oh no she's hot #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #oh well #bg3 guardian #please don't roast me i have little gay people who love me

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Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

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so judging by how astonished people are by it every time we explain it to anybody, it seems like my wife and I might really be onto something here

during the pandemic, we invented something we call "astronaut time."

when it's astronaut time, it's like we are two astronauts wearing the big helmets, moving around the station on totally separate tasks. one of us is outside the space station and one of us is inside the space station. our radios do not work and we have no way of communicating with each other. we might see each other through the lil porthole windows, but we ignore each other because we both have different things to do.

"astronaut time" is how we get total privacy when we live in the same apartment. I will pretend you don't exist. You will pretend I don't exist. we have a nonverbal, zero-contact signal for when astronaut time is over (usually "I'll draw a smiley-face on the whiteboard in the kitchen when I'm done"). No talking, stay out of each other's line of sight, we are actively avoiding each other, unless you are currently experiencing a medical emergency goodbye.

it has been. a godsend. imagine living with your partner and being able to close every single tab in your brain related to social interaction. no fear of being interrupted by a "hey, quick question--" or "sorry to bother you, but do you know where the scissors are?" or "did you want something to eat, too?" Once or twice a month, we look at each other lovingly, hold hands, and say "baby I think I need some astronaut time tonight," and the other person goes "okay cool. bye! have a nice night!" and nobody's feelings are hurt and we both go and have a lovely evening completely by ourselves.

like idk it's a small thing but it's made our lives so much nicer, so if you and your partner/roommate are both people who sometimes need total privacy in order to recharge, maybe try it

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they're just talking, guys

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That clown cat girl from videogame escape escape

#oh no she's hot

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I just realized I am turning into a trans-Mr-Rogers. I have my closet where I keep my two outdoor hoodies and my two indoor hoodies, which fulfill different very functions.

#transgender #stereotypes #hoodie #only a lot more casual sex is involved #transbian

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life's proven I am the oblivious dumbass.

If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?

post it in the tags!!

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[OC] witch x (jealous) monster girlfriend🔮🐙.𖥔 ݁ ˖ (witch OC belongs to @ greenmoonie on tw)