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what if i put this picture in a blender

#i'm gonna start chewing on dan #phan

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🧡 nation how u feeling

#is he saying they're gay together #is this another soft launch #why did he do that #silly #phan #dnp #dan and phil #dip and pip #dan howell #phil lester #we're all doomed

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dan: 🧡

phil: alright so what's dan's worst outfit and make sure you roast him

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okay let me cook. we submit a screenshot from one of the tumblr tag videos as dan's worst outfit. does it have to be 'true' no, but we plant the idea in their head to do another tumblr tag.

who are we sacrificing.

'killed someone just before filming'

'yeezus' no explanation needed

'how many gaming channel videos will dan wear this in'

'you cave into the flower crowns in 2013 but wear them with graphic tees... ok'

or alternatively we submit the 'tumblr' sweater

'tumblr... when you dont even use it anymore. thats bad enough already but you also wore a tshirt underneath it'

#took one for the team for u 🙏🏼 #phan

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why do i have the feeling that the roast dan's fashion video is gonna go on the amazingphil channel. that would be the most married shit

#still on wedding hill #i mean it could go on the gaming channel #but phil made a roasting vid on ap already #phan #dnp #dan and phil #dip and pip #dapg #dan howell #phil lester

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rewatching the connections video and had the realization that even their old usernames have a sort of connection. danisnotonFIRE and SNOWdude. like natural elements or weather or whatever

#i may be reaching #but there is a similarity #phan #dnp #dan and phil #dip and pip #dan howell #amazingphil #dapg

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No, dude, OMG the thing that would be funnier than if Dan and Phil have never been together would be if they weren't together until recently. Everyone has been shipping them together for a decade and they were not romantic and then it became romantic? That is the funniest possible scenario.

okay, imagine

you meet this guy on the internet. he's cool. you become friends. you move in together. you make joint content. you go on holidays. you know each others families. you build an entire brand around your friendship. you move house together. its awesome

people ship you and its funny, because you would never. you read smutty fanfic about yourselves out in videos as a joke. you go on two tours together.

you're both gay, and it's chill. its nice to have that kind of solidarity and understanding. it changes nothing. he's still the other half of your soul. you are best friends. you both come out publically to overwhelming fan support. its good

you design a house together and you move in. people are talking about how you definitely got married in japan. its still so funny to both of you. because you would never

and then one of you goes on tour. you miss each other so fucking much. this is the longest youve been away from each other since - you cant remember when and its HARD. it SUCKS. you miss him so much

and then you're reunited and everything just clicks and

oh

oh fuck

the fans were right this entire time

#OOOH FIC WRITERS WHERE R U #this is good #what if we are phrophets #phan #dnp #dan and phil

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"embrace the void and have the courage to exist" on a pair of booty shorts. Who agrees

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thinking about dan calling phil honey

#i wonder what other names he calls him #definitely babe #dan and phil #phan #dnp #dip and pip

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bit funny of dan to release a two hour long special about how you shouldn't kill yourself and follow it up by tweeting a heart at phil that has everyone in the replies immediately threatening suicide

#phan #we're all doomed #wad

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ok wait hold up. so the first danandphilbeats album is very clearly meant to be a soundtrack for dan and phil games, and that’s how it’s being used. so what’s the purpose of the second one? what is this for? from the titles it’s definitely something more chill, and it doesn’t have the same video game theme so I doubt it’s going to be for dan and phil games too… what is it’s purpose? is it for the thing dan was alluding to? I am going to start scratching at the walls soon come on

#i'd like to think they did it right in time for finals season #and want to give us something while we study #also passive income #capita£ester #phan #dnp #dapb

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#made this after a nap #is this anything #also yay #top 10 #phan #dnp #dan and phil #dan howell #dip and pip #amazingphil

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#phan

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#the we/us pronouns #phan

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if dan releases everything is fine acoustic it might be a charity single like tiih was

#wad #we're all doomed #dan and phil #phan #dnp

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dan and phil as reductress headlines 2/?