any knight born after 1200 can’t achieve the holy grail, all they know is feasting, charge their horse, kill, have affair, go mad in the forest & cry
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70/638 days without yoongi or 568 days before min yoongi is back
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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
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my favorite bit of "rich people are Like That" ephemera that I picked up from my Russian literature binge was from a noble character who was complaining about his serfs neglecting their duties, specifically the duty of staying up all night long slapping the pond water in order to prevent the frogs from croaking so that the nobleman could enjoy his sleep at his country estate with its adorable pond. whenever I hear wealthy people's complaints in this day and age the majority of it automatically filters to "the fucking serfs won't slap the pond anymore and it's honestly so destructive and cruel of them to deny me my beauty sleep like this" type statements
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oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged
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my oversized sweatshirt will protect me from Everything
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bbc merlin - 03x13 The Coming of Arthur, Part II
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autism be damned that boy can be a girl
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wow this bon voyage season was filmed ages ago
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jungkook🌟 started a live
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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot
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