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Top 5 mushrooms that will remind you of Donald Trump.

5. Bolbitius titubans (Yellow Fieldcap)

Much like the president this inedible mushroom is recognized by it’s yellow top that starts to turn white with age. It’s also a coprophilius fungus, which means it likes to surround itself with shit. 

4. Gyromitra esculenta (False Morel)

This little shroomie may not resemble Trump, but if you see one you may mistake it for his shriveled up brain, which fell out of his ear and is now rotting away in the grass, full of nothing but poison.

3. Amanita phalloides (Death Cap)

Not only is this mushroom one of the most vile and poisonous of it’s kind, but it also hosts a disgusting yellow mess up top.

2. Pleurocybella porrigens (Angel Wings)

Don’t let the name fool you! This lumpy white lode looks like Supreme Leader Trump with his shirt off, plus it tricked the whole world with it’s ability to poison the population. It was long thought to be edible, with no reported poisonings for years. The game changed in 2004 when 60 people in Japan fell ill after trusting this little bastard, and more than 15 died. 

1. Podostroma Cornu-damae

This fella looks almost as much like an orange dick as Trump. If thats not enough to earn it the #1 spot on the list, take a bite and experience the physical analog to the emotions trump makes you feel.

3. Depletion of blood cells

2. Hair loss

3. Peeling off of facial skin

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Many people are surprised to learn that March and April are often the biggest months for tattoo shops. We rely on folks spending fast and loose with their tax returns lol.

Many shops will be, or already are closed for weeks due to COVID-19. It’s a great time to reach out to your favorite artist and ask if they have paintings for sale. Maybe your artist is in a band and you can snag an EP or full length. You might even be able to commission a painting, sign, or wood cut that they normally wouldn’t have time for.

Everyone is gonna be hurting these next few months but if youre in a position to support an artist, now is a better time than ever.

The government is gonna bail out the big industries, the arts will largely be left to fend for themselves. Be smart about where you spend your money this spring.

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-SALE-

ALL of my shroom related domain names are marked down TODAY only $35 because I’m getting the fuck out of the country and won’t have regular internet access. Click below to see full list (more than pictured). This is absolutely the lowest I will ever mark any of these down some of these are probably worth a few hundred, others are highly brandable and are an ungodly steal. My not giving a shit anymore, is your gain!

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Dinner at the Mellow last night!

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Misadventuremay 2: a companion for your travels!

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Best. Fucking. Deals.

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Top shelf shroom related domains forsale!

Tons of great .com and .tech domains left.

Thanks to everyone who ordered a domain during my Cyber Monday sale! If you missed it I’ve still got lots of great shoom and psilocybin related domains left at all prices.

Check them out and share this with a friend

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HUGE SALE^^^^^^^

MOST of my remaining shroom domain names have been reduced to $45 today through Cyber Monday only!!!

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This originally aired on July 29th. Say what you want about msnbc and Scarborough, but this eulogy to a living Elija Cummings, delivered just months before his death, is likely the most poignant we will see today.

TAKE 10 MINUTES AND WATCH THIS THROUGH.

#elija cummings #trump #donaldtrump #the donald #GOP #dnc #end racism #biggotry #fucktrump #make racists afraid again #kill a nazi #impeach him #impeach 45 #black lives matter #baltimore

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Good ol lsd ❤️

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Like and reblog this as if it were a photo of a cute racoon.

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I was gonna eat some cake, but then I got pie.

Was gonna pull out the whisk and bake, but then I got pie.

Now I’m feeling full and I know why.

Because I got pie.

Because I got pie.

Because I got pie.

Afroman eating the only food in his fridge, which happens to be pie, all alone.

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MushroomMagicians (brandable)

LocalShrooms (willing to include LocalShroom as well)

MushroomDenver (other Denver specific domains available)

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Liquidating a few shroom domains. Don’t miss your chance to get in on the revolution with a brandable domain. Over 50 domains, at all price ranges that I’m willing to part with, PM for full list.

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