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cuddling doesn't have to be romantic

cuddling can be platonic.

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

#!!!

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[OC X CANON APPRECIATION POST! 🩷✨]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE AND SUPPORT OC X CANON!!

#CURRENTLY WRITING A FIC ABT IZZY HANDS AND MY OC IN A MODERN AU #theyre bfs i dont make the rules #anyway oc x canon ships are the best fight me #oc x canon

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Opinion - great hobbies, different timezone (I guess the timezone is not a opinion but a fact, whatever)

Thank you‼️🖤

And tbh... yeah, most people I talk to on here have way different time zones :')

#messages n questions n shit

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One thing I have noticed about people who don't like Izzy, is that they clearly know that one of the main points of the show is that people can change, and that fucking up doesn't mean you're inherently bad.

But that doesn't seem to apply to Izzy.

Like, yeah. He did a lot of fucked up things. He forced Ed into a lot of things that were clearly hurting him, didn't respect his agency to choose for himself, and was openly homophobic towards the crew.

And Ed tortured his crew, shot Izzy's leg off for talking, pushed Lucius off the ship with the intent to kill him, and almost kills everyone. And the crew ended up actually fucking traumatized because of all of it.

Now, am I saying Ed is a bad person? No. But what he did was messed up and traumatizing and everyone was hurt. Yet he apologized. And actively tried to change.

And Izzy did too, in a way. He was in the middle of an arc in which he could finally start accepting himself and the crew enough to change.

I think it's a bit weird when people try to twist Izzy talking to Stede after the break up into him somehow trying to manipulate Stede or "groom him into being a new Blackbeard" because. Izzy was just trying to show support. Same with the walking in on Stede and Ed the morning after they have sex. He's trying to change, the same way Ed did.

Also I hate this narrative that Ed is somehow justified for everything he did because he was suicidal. I dunno, it rubs me the wrong way, but that may just be me.

#our flag means death #izzy hands #ed teach

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

#please send #i wanna know

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#mutuals <3

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The audacity to praise Stede's coming out scene, and the representation in ofmd, after canceling it for that same representation.

(And yes, I do believe Stede's coming out scene is the best of all time, or at least one of the best. Because I find the way he felt so confused up until he said it incredibly relatable. I do not, however, agree with MAX whatsoever. Just in principle, I disagree with them for even saying this)

Hmmm...

Might be good to leave some comments 💟

Via tiktok

#ofmd #our flag means death #fuck max #queer representation #stede bonnet #coming out #mary bonnet #hbo max

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seeing vessel sit and kick his legs wasn't enough next time i wanna see him like this

#sweet boy🥺 #sleep token #vessel sleep token

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Stede: do you work for Blackbeard?

Ed: *twirling his long ass black beard in his finger* kind of... why do you ask?

#is this anything? #Stede is my favorite idiot #i love them your honor #our flag means death #stede bonnet #ed teach #blackbonnet #gentlebeard

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Should I be reading Izzy Hands angst at midnight after crying all day? Maybe not. Am I gonna do it anyway? Fuck yeah.

#our flag means death #izzy hands #israel hands #how do i not get the izzy antis to see this and yell at me? #fuck if i care #deleting this in 24 hours or less

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Now can they do that to my face?

the 'wack' is ii. final word [posted onto r/SleepToken by u/Puzzleheaded-Money30]

#sleep token

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Ok so Samba is the best human being in the world and we all know that but. Realistically. Should I write an accidental daddy kink fic for Blackbonnet?

The answer is yes. I will.

#our flag means death #blackbonnet #ed teach #stede bonnet

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#sigh. izzy hands #we've done all this to him <3 give us the last two slots for more inspiration #<- so true bestie

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A little nsfw Izzy/Ivan thing because, as my dad said, "Izzy needs to fuck a man that isn't Edward, maybe that'll help."

Also,this is for @bougiebutchbinch

Izzy Hands liked to feel small sometimes.

It was his biggest secret. Almost no one knew this about him, but deep down, he just craved to be held down and fucked within an inch of his life.

And so what if he did? And what if that night he'd begged Ivan to drag him into his quarters, bend him over and use him like a toy until he was begging to stop?

Izzy laid on his bed, his legs hoisted up over Ivan's shoulders as the man lapped at his folds like he was starving. He'd been going on like this for the past half an hour, and it was Izzy's third orgasm of the night, without signs of being the last. He was trembling as Ivan's lips wrapped around his clit and sucked, and Izzy arched his back off the bed as he came again with a high-pitched whine. "'S too much, please... stop, I can't take it..." but Ivan knew that he didn't mean it. If Izzy wanted to stop, he would.

Ivan kissed Izzy's inner thigh and then put his legs down, helping the shorter man sit up, "I think you can take one more. Wanna be a good boy for me, Captain Hands?" His voice was condescending as he pulled Izzy's head back, pressing their lips in a bruising kiss. "On your hands and knees."

Izzy couldn't help but do as he was told, getting into position and sticking his ass out. "Be gentle, please... too sensitive..."

But they both knew that wasn't what he wanted. Izzy Hands didn't do gentle. Ivan had done this enough times to know.

The room was silent except for the sound of Izzy's heaving breaths, and Ivan's belt being unbuckled. Time stopped in Izzy's mind until he felt the stretch of Ivan's thick cock in his hole. It was almost overwhelming, he was already so wet that it wasn't hard for him to slide in all the way and start thrusting, slow at first but it immediately got faster.

Ivan's hand wrapped around his neck and Izzy let out a loud moan, his arms were trembling and he didn't know if he was gonna last at all. Ivan pushed him down onto the bed, his lips pressing against Izzy's shoulder and biting marks onto the scarred skin, "so fucking hot, sir. And only for me, right?" Izzy could only whine and press his face into the sheets, staining them with his tears, "or maybe you like to be passed around by the crew, be a pretty hole for us to fuck," he remarked that last comment with a sharp slap to Izzy's ass and a particularly deep thrust.

That was all that it took for Izzy to cum again, whimpering and sobbing into the sheets and clenching around Ivan's cock.

"Such a good toy," Ivan pulled out and flipped Izzy around, straddling his lap and jerking off over his chest. It took him a few fast strokes to spill all over Izzy's perfect skin, and he pulled the first mate in for a deep kiss, softer than the others, "I love you." He wiped a few tears from Izzy's face lovingly, and ran his thumb through the short man's lip, getting him to open his mouth so he could spit in it.

Izzy swallowed diligently, a blissed out smile on his face as he watched Ivan get off of him to go clean up. He dozed off calmly, for the first time in the last few weeks.

#our flag means death #izzy hands #israel hands #ofmd ivan #ofmd fanfic

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The urge to bother my mutuals

#mutuals <3

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21,29,40 for the ask please

Hey bro thanks for the asks!

something you’ve kept since childhood?

I keep all of my scripts from theater since I was 11.

how do you like your shower water?

Depends. Most of the time it's really fucking hot, unless I just got back from whe gym and I'm sweating like hell, in that case it's a bit colder.

did you have any snacks today?

I just woke up, and I had some scrambled eggs for breakfast :)

#messages n questions n shit #ask games

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Gonna have to request 1, 4, and 6 for the asks!

Hi thanks for the questions!

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

Currently my biggest comfort character is Ed Teach from ofmd. Another big one is Venus/Kanamori from Heavens design team (this is both hugely telling and not at all)

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

Ok so I do believe most cryptids are real, mainly because lots of people believe in them (does that make sense? Idk)

why did you do that?

In my defense, the voices (the Sleep Token album I was listening to on repeat) told me to do it :/

#messages n questions n shit #ask game