come-on-you-guys

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"self care" I whisper as I take ten minutes away from my work to eat my first meal of the day at 5:30 pm

#funny #jk #totally not doing it right now #work

[come-on-you-guys]

in a phase

#music #communism #marxism #socialism #song #jesus #Spotify

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Them.

#not sure what they're called #mushrooms #hiking #nature

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went to my room to have a snack and do some reading but came back out after the snack and before the reading so really all I just did was sit on a beanbag chair eating cheese behind a closed door

#and I have no regrets #cheese #cheese sticks #funny #snacks

[come-on-you-guys]

I want to scream or... start smoking??

#i am dehydrated #i guess #and haven't slept #scream

[come-on-you-guys]

Humanity: What are you doing there pal???

Me: *sighs and dramatically falls backward into a pile of books with no plans to ever emerge again* What does it look like I'm doing?

Humanity: ...self isolating?

Me: *from deep within the literature heap* Incorrect! I am merely entering a world in which I see all and know all and am all, and I shall attain infinite wisdom from it!

Humanity: So… You're still trying to figure out what 'torpid' means without looking it up?

Me: Exactly!

#literature #books #reading #torpid #funny

[come-on-you-guys]

“Alright then!!! I’ll just be in my room contemplating the fleeting nature of human existence if anyone needs me!”

“We won’t! <3”

#Who knows what I mean at this point #not me #it’s all good #human existence