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cisylvania · 3 years

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the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

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cisylvania · 3 years

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normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

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cisylvania · 4 years

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almost all of new moon could’ve been avoided if when edward was mid breakup speech bella just like.......rolled her eyes and marched back inside lmao. he’d absolutely follow her there’s no way THE drama king would leave without saying the lines he’s been rehearsing in his bedroom for days. at that point she should’ve just gone about her day, interrupting him with random, mindless chatter every time he opens his mouth like

edward: bella please im trying to tell you som-

bella, not looking up from her book: you know what i’ve always wanted to try? skydiving.

edward:

#twilight

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cisylvania · 4 years

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Arguing with an Aries

#truly aries argument vibes #zodiac #video

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cisylvania · 4 years

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Every time I watch twilight I weep over the fact they had the cullens eye color perfect. And then they decided to give them neon fucking lemon contacts in the next several films and obviously that’s suspicious like c’mon. They were more subtle in twilight but still alluring and they ruined their look who do I have to fight?!

#twilight

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cisylvania · 4 years

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did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

#I hate this #also why do red snappers live for that long I need to know

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cisylvania · 4 years

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working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

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cisylvania · 4 years

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