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chef-manardee · 19 days
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A scenario where Wei Wuxian went to Koi Tower to hand himself over instead of the Wens, trying to prove that he had nothing to do with Jin Zixun’s curse….. Support me on Ko-Fi? <3
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chef-manardee · 24 days
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all right guys, let’s have a conversation about linguistic register, Lan Wangji, and I guess Wei Wuxian can come too
(and I do genuinely mean conversation, I’d love to hear other people’s input on this, because I did just write a long-ass post about the subjectivity of interpretation in translations)
So when I started interacting with the fandom and reading people’s fics, I got really confused by the way some folks were writing dialogue for Lan Wangji; he often sounded super awkward, spoke in fragments, and sometimes exclusively in third person. To be fair, all of those are elements of his speech at various times, but like, seeing it in English-language material felt like a really heavy-handed way of rendering it in translation?
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I guess when you use third person within the first three episodes of the show, it makes a pretty big impression on the audience
This is not at all intended to be a criticism of people who are 1000% writing and creating wonderful work, which is more than I can say for myself, but I want to poke and prod and tease at some linguistic nuance here.
Take a deep breath, grab a pot of tea (this’ll take more than a cup), because we’re going to take the scenic route on this one–
Keep reading
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chef-manardee · 27 days
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I think one of the biggest things about being proship is just. Not. Fucking caring about things
Like oh my god nobody talks about how FREEING it feels! Like holy shit! I really DONT have to spend all my time obsessing over what other people do all the time! I DONT have to give a shit if I don’t want to! I have so much more time to myself now! Do you know how awesome that is? To be able to not care?
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chef-manardee · 27 days
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Wwx: *trying to flirt*
Wwx: Can you help me? I’m lost.
Lwj: Mn.
Wwx: Could you tell me where the road to your heart is?
Lwj: Shouldn’t Wei Ying know that already? Wei Ying was the one who paved it.
Wwx: *is flustered* *blushing intensifies*
//When you’re a flirt but he’s also a flirt//
(Insp.)
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chef-manardee · 27 days
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Mermaid Wangxian 🐟🐟🌊🫧
Prompt made for the MDZS GOTCHA event!
You can find it here: https://x.com/MDZSaction?t=woNA7XZeA80Pw7eANMUn_w&s=09
Thank you @chef-manardee for your donation!
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chef-manardee · 27 days
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WAIT!
Before you hit send on that ask, reblog, or reply, remember to stop and PROOFREAD!
am I Pissing on the Poor?
did I Read the post in bad faith?
could I be Overexaggerating?
am I Out of line for saying this?
is it kind of Fucked up to say that to a total stranger?
is what I said Rude?
am I being Egotistical?
am I Angry at words that weren't in the post?
did I Dream up a pretend person to get mad at?
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT YOURSELF FROM LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS ONLINE!
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I'm still not over this, thank you!!!! 😭😭😭🥰🥰
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My fic for @/MDZSaction fundraiser on twitter, with the prompt from @chef-manardee - thank you so much for donating and I hope you enjoy!
Where the Gentians Bloom
💙 Nie Mingjue / Lan Xichen
💙 Explicit
💙 Lan Xichen's first time
💙 6.5k
archiveofourown.org/works/54915490
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chef-manardee · 1 month
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a tapestry of us [mdzs fic]
Fandom: Mo Dao Zu Shi, Chen Qing Ling
Relationship: Lan Wangji & Lan Sizhui, WangXian
Premise: Lan Wangji and Lan Sizhui, through different eyes over the years.
Tags: Canon Compliant, Dad LWJ, Family Feels
Note: This fic is written for the MDZS for Gaza event on Twitter which raised $2,232!
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54918088
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“Go set that table quickly,” Liang Meifen instructed one of the servers in her inn as she eyed the trio outside. “We might have customers coming in,” she added as she observed the man in black with a red ribbon in his hair and the other man in light blue robes too pristine for the tiny marketplace in Yiling. She could see a small boy, no more than five years old, running around from stall to stall, eyeing the toys with delight before running back to the two men. Given the way the child always returned to the black-robed man and clung to him without ceremony or decorum, Meifen concluded that they were related. Perhaps the angelic blue-robed man was a visitor; he was most certainly not from anywhere nearby. Just as she had thought and hoped, the black-robed man gestured to her inn and his companion nodded after some hesitation. With a triumphant smile, Meifen glanced at the server who nodded quickly, grabbing his small booklet to welcome the customers and take their orders. She watched silently, utterly intrigued by the odd trio, and tried to gauge their relationship. Both men were too handsome to be regular village folk. While the blue-robed man was unquestionably from a large, well-to-do, reputable clan, the man with the red ribbon had a very imposing aura and an extraordinary presence.
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I have never read a more excellent article
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it's trans your gender friday! have you transed your gender enough today? if you have, keep at it!! if you haven't, what are you waiting for!
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Jiang Cheng and his gorgeous husband (wife) 💜💚
The bride and the ugly ass groom trend got me thinking of them
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phrasing of this is taking me out
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Lan Huan | Lan Xichen/Nie Mingjue
Additional Tags: Post-Sunshot Campaign (Módào Zǔshī), Married Lan Huan | Lan Xichen/Nie Mingjue, Sleepy Cuddles, Domestic Bliss, these boys are so married I’m in tears, MDZSaction Twitter’s Gotcha for Gaza Event (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
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By then, zi shi had come and gone; and Lan Xichen, whose heretofore-comfortable bed had never seemed as cold and empty as it did that night, was forced to resign himself to the fact that Nie Mingjue would not arrive before tomorrow.
He completed his nightly ablutions as he always did—in the purifying hot spring in the Hanshi’s garden—and went to bed, wrapping his arms about Nie Mingjue’s favorite pillow in an effort to forget that his husband was absent.
Or: three months after his wedding, Nie Mingjue is delayed on his way to the Cloud Recesses.
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