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The funniest to me was always gravy spigot

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

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please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

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Doggo receives a puppy

(via)

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de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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making visual novels is great if you enjoy the idea of writing a book while also having to put on a puppet show to keep the reader from killing you with their teeth

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if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

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In honor of 4/20, I invite everyone to go look up '4/20' and 'weed' on Urban Dictionary. Happy weed day, stoners.

#my shiz #me #lol #4/20 #420 #urban dictionary

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He’s a musician

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

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I'm gonna start doing a word a day/week thing. We'll see if I remember to do it.

Today's Word:

Bumfuzzle: to be confused or perplexed.

Ex.: My good sir you've bumfuzzled the shit outta me. What the fuck are you talking about?

#my shiz #me #lol #words