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Imagine Me & You (2005) dir. Ol Parker

#movie: imagine me and you #the best movie

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Do you think they would hyphenate Prentiss-Jareau or Jareau-Prentiss after they get married?

I actually, controversially, think they’d just keep their own last names. If one of them was to give up their name though it would 100% be Emily.

#answered #ask #tv: criminal minds

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Scream (1996) + Iconic Quotes

#the absolute best #movie: scream #franchise: scream #tw: blood #tw: knives

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Jennifer Jareau Criminal Minds 5.21

#tv: criminal minds #person: aj

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That’s amazing 😭 Tara would be like Catwoman with affectionate annoyance and Garcia would be screaming crying taking photos HAHAHAHA

Yes!!! Pen would be like

#anon #answered

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…..hi? i’m here to humbly request that you consider doing a jemily art like these (https://pin.it/3WuTZT2iG) (https://pin.it/7tupPNaWu) with penelope 😭😭 thank you so much for your attention and just wanted to tell you how your work is INCREDIBLE and you’re like the best jemily artist ever 🤍🤍🤍

1. This is so so sweet thank you ❤️

2. Soooo funny you should say this because I have had these bookmarked to draw a version of for forever 🤣

I don’t think Pen would be annoyed by them so much as she’d be like LOOK AT HOW HOT MY FRIENDS ARE TOGETHER I GOTTA TAKE A PHOTO OF THIS but also LET ME IN

#answered #anon

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📸 Ellen Tamaki’s IG

#THEM #!!!! #i love them sm #ellen tamaki #parveen kaur

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I'm sure there's already a post going around, but I'm too pissed & pressed for time to look. tldr: NCIS: Hawaii got canceled. There's a petition up. We need signatures. So if you aren't in the fandom, but follow me for whatever reason, please consider taking 2 seconds to add your name to the list.

#ncis: hawai'i #please consider signing even if you haven’t watched the show #we deserve to have happy lesbians on our tvs #text

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ncis got cancelled im going to scream into the void indefinitely

Of course it did 🙄🙃

#anon #answered #at this point I just assume anything that has happy lesbians is gonna be cancelled

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omg there’s one person on twitter who loves to brag about all these confidential stuff they get and they always post half things and it annoys me so much

That’s probably exactly who prompted me to post that lol.

The thing that annoys me is I don’t even use Twitter for cm stuff (or really fandom stuff in general) but the algorithm shows it to me 😭

#anon #answered

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Oh my god I miss the days of tv shows not having social media (because it barely existed) and nobody finding out or speculating this intensely over new seasons until they were at least airing instead of people on Twitter fighting over who has the most reputable information source and looking for clues in every single post or picture 🙄

#text

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JENNIFER JAREAU + TANK TOP in 2x23 “NO WAY OUT: THE EVILUTION OF FRANK.”

#she’s just a tiny little baby #look at her #tv: criminal minds #person: aj #always reblog tank top jareau

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CBS elementary is absolutely bonkers, okay?

Sherlock crashes Joan’s car in the first episode. This is never addressed again.

Sherlock goads Joan into an illegal autopsy after he kept doing it wrong

One time Sherlock comes home with a human head and has no idea where he got it

Moriarty has a daughter who is kidnapped. Sherlock and Joan have to rescue her. With Moriarty.

Moriarty kills someone who tries to assassinate Joan and then sends her a letter basically equaling out to “only me kill you <3″ 

Joan beats up a cop in a boxing ring. Then she annoys Joan again so Joan prepares for round #2.

Joan shaves Sherlock’s head on purpose. At his request. He is bald or almost bald for several episodes. 

Someone mocks Sherlock and Joan asks the man “what’s the hardest you’ve ever been hit?”

Joan threatens to stab Sherlock in the thigh with a push-pin if he doesn’t pay attention to a meeting (she has the push pin the whole scene in her hand)

Sherlock and Joan take down an entire drug gang in like a weekend.

Sherlock goads Gregson into marrying his girlfriend for insurance.

They keep roosters for like four episodes because Sherlock is trying to teach them to get along

Lestrade takes a helicopter to go down the block

“I’m Gay” “I am not” “No that’s my name. But I am actually gay, so it saves time.” “How efficient.” 

Sherlock becomes friends with a serial killer

Sherlock and Joan need help with a case so they go visit a detective in stolen antiquities who demands their help with a SEPERATE case that Sherlock solves in ten seconds

“Tell me you didn’t start that fire” “I didn’t start that fire” 

Sherlock’s solution to dealing with annoying neighbors is to start sculpting bushes with a chainsaw

In order to stop Marcus from assaulting someone, Sherlock assaults them first

Joan gets attacked by a serial killer and when Sherlock looks at her with big puppy eyes of apology she tells him that she’ll break his rib if he apologizes

One of Marcus’ professors refuses to teach Marcus because of a grudge they hold against Sherlock

“I’ve been robbed. How offensive.”

A LOT of people Joan knew get murdered (this is weird now that I’m thinking about it, I can think of at least three people)

Mycroft and Joan dated

“Her first hidden body, you must be so proud.” “You’re jesting, but I am.” 

“You don’t know I play the violin?” “Until last week I didn’t know you ate food.” 

Sherlock gets into a disagreement with his father and his solution to dealing with his frustration is to squeeze an entire honey jar down the drain 

Joan publishes a book detailing Sherlock’s life SOLEY for revenge after Reichenbach 

No one can understand Sherlock’s texting except for Joan, who used the fact he WASN’T talking like a teenager to realize he’d been kidnapped 

“It’s the orange high lighter, it always brings bad luck.”

Joan dyes her hair blonde to deal with a personal crises 

Joan and Sherlock lie under oath about breaking into people’s houses because they “heard puppies and babies under distress”

“Holmes and Watson are tracking down some sort of Holmes and Watson thing.”

Joan’s adoption lawyer lies about failing to notify her of meetings and Sherlock gets a king involved

Joan meets her sister because her sister runs an illegal poker game

Clyde. Just. Clyde

Joan’s mother tells her that she thinks Joan’s brother is having an affair and when Joan vents her frustration about this, Sherlock tells her she can (and should) cut off her family

The first half of season three is basically Joan and Sherlock mentoring/parenting Kitty 

Sherlock was SO CONFIDENT that his father wouldn’t show up to the meeting that he hired an actor to stand-in for his father (and he was right)

A consistent running gag of the series is Sherlock waking up Joan in new and strange ways

“Uncle Detective” “My child is not calling you detective.” 

“What does the moon landing have to do with someone trying to kill your father?” “Nothing. Or everything.” 

#favourite silly detective show #tv: elementary #text

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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jennifer “JJ” Jareau/Emily Prentiss Characters: Emily Prentiss, Jennifer “JJ” Jareau Additional Tags: Season/Series 06, Post-Doyle arc, Roadtrip, not quite fluff not quite angst, Explicit Sexual Content, check tws, PTSD, Miscarriage, Implied/Referenced Homophobia Summary:

Maybe, for now, they can just live in the thrill of it, bask in their togetherness, and pretend like the world isn’t falling apart in their wake.

Or, Emily and JJ run away together.

#tzr

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OMG TURN THE WORLD GOLD IS BACK??????????

I know it’s been a million years but we’re back baby 😎

#answered #anon

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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss Characters: Emily Prentiss, Jennifer "JJ" Jareau Additional Tags: Season/Series 06, Post-Doyle arc, Roadtrip, not quite fluff not quite angst, Explicit Sexual Content, check tws, PTSD, Miscarriage, Implied/Referenced Homophobia Summary:

Maybe, for now, they can just live in the thrill of it, bask in their togetherness, and pretend like the world isn’t falling apart in their wake.

Or, Emily and JJ run away together.

#jemily #jennifer jareau #emily prentiss #criminal minds #criminal minds fanfiction #jemily fanfic #tv: criminal minds #mine: fic

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Is there anything more wonderful than someone reblogging something you made saying “I don’t go here but”

Like. You don’t even care about my blorbos but you reblogged it anyway. 😭

#text