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candle-man · 3 days
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masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs
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Vampire Academy advertisement: ooh there are VAMPIRES the female protagonist is in love with an OLDER MAN but it's FORBIDDEN because he's her MENTOR whatEVER will they DO???
Vampire Academy books: what do you do when your best friend since childhood gets a boyfriend and like, you're not in love with her and you understand he fulfils a part of her life you can't but at the same time you can feel her slipping away a little and it's just sad? And you don't want to be sad because she's so happy but you feel like you're losing part of your friend's life and you don't really know how to feel about it.
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candle-man · 9 days
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guys give me your most controversial opinion!!! :D
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candle-man · 9 days
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every time you reblog one of my posts another wizard spawns somewhere on this earth
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candle-man · 18 days
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autism be damned that boy can be a girl
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candle-man · 21 days
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burning elegantly
You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?
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candle-man · 25 days
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how I look at him to let him know I want him freaky style
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candle-man · 26 days
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*pees on u*
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candle-man · 26 days
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after making my new blog colour scheme and my little dragomir coat of arms, i'm kind of tempted to make a series of all the royal families with their coat of arms... but of course none of the others are mentioned in the books canon so if you have any headcanons about them let me know!!!!!!!
my headcanons include the szelsky family in my mind being associated with the colour yellow for some reason and the ivashkov family having their symbol be a lion for more obvious reasons.
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candle-man · 28 days
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SO recently I’ve read the Vampire Academy book series. I’ve got so caught up that I couldn’t overcome the grief after i finished the books.
After a lot of thought and consideration I’ve decided to start the spin-off “Bloodlines”, as a christmas break treat to myself.
It has a completely different tone, but they are equally addictive. Some of the charcaters are the same, and they are all so charming and fun.  (i’m halfway through the 4th book, and I only stopped reading to recharge my kindle battery). 
SO here,a fanart of Sydney (which narrates the books) and Adrian <3
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candle-man · 28 days
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SO recently I’ve read the Vampire Academy book series. I’ve got so caught up that I couldn’t overcome the grief after i finished the books.
After a lot of thought and consideration I’ve decided to start the spin-off “Bloodlines”, as a christmas break treat to myself.
It has a completely different tone, but they are equally addictive. Some of the charcaters are the same, and they are all so charming and fun.  (i’m halfway through the 4th book, and I only stopped reading to recharge my kindle battery). 
SO here,a fanart of Sydney (which narrates the books) and Adrian <3
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candle-man · 29 days
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He needs a beer
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