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I love when people write about the brothers and MC not feeling temptation and it affects the brothers, I find that shit absolutely funny

No Temptation MC

Levi, Satan and Asmo stare at a dying Mammon who is leaning on the wall.

"What's wrong with him?" Levi's points at Mammon as he ask his brothers

"Oh, MC started using coupons and saving money. Like for example. They saved up to 1,000 grimms by using coupons. And their budget was 2,000 grimms"

"Isn't that a good thing?" Levi ask.

"Well since MC isn't that greedy. It had some affects on Mammon as of late." Satan explain.

Asmo chuckles and pretend to wipe away a tear on the corner of his eye. "What a baby-Gah!" All of a sudden Asmo turns pale as all of the color of his hair turn muted.

"What's wrong!"

"I... I feel a disturbance-"

Before he can finish what he was saying, you walk in with a book of healthy life choice. "Hey did you know, having constant sexual urges isn't good for your emotional and mental think. And practice good self-control is a good why to counter that!" You look up with shimmer in your eyes. But felt someone tugging on your pants.

You look down to see Asmo eyes and cheek sunken looking like a he was dying from hunger. "Please- *cough* Don't-"

"Oh Asmo you look horrible. Why don't I treat you. I just so happen to pass by a small diner where you get cheap dishes"

"NOOOOOO!!!" Mammon screams.

#obey me #omswd #calamity.recs

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Nah, cause this has been mad bugging me. Like truly if you want more x male readers, then you're gonna have to write them yourselves. Like, the same way that fanfic authors be writing.

Fanfic to begin with, especially x readers are extremely self indulgent, though most writing in for the general public, more times that not the author is imaging themselves in the story.

Tho not just in fanfic, but any type of writing.

It's absolutely ridiculous to be upset with there being more female reader fanfics, when more people are writing. Even though most x readers be gender-neutral, especially on tumblr.

Like it really is a situation of doing it yourself. You're gonna have to write it and practice but complaining and cursing out those who don't agree with your specific taste is utterly ridiculous

Seeing people complain about there being too many female Reader characters (which, ok, valid, but also most of the reader inserts I've seen on Tumblr were gender neutral, so I dunno how many is "too many") by saying there shouldn't be any and people should stop making them is one of the reasons why I'm adamant about only writing fem reader.

First of all, block the "x fem reader" tag (and its variants); second, scroll past them if they aren't tagged as such and still show up; third, stick to blogs that write what you want to read. It's that easy.

There's no need to wish (and clutter the fem reader tag with said wishes) that people would stop. You're just being an ass.

#cause this has been bothering me for some tims #like i wanna see more this type of x reader then i gotta do it myself #like i get feeling frustrated but like rant to someone or keep it to yourself

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let’s all come to a general consensus that we acknowledge that not all readers are white. so when you’re writing degradation kinks, let’s be mindful of the words we use. cause as a black reader as soon as i see something out of pocket i’m not reading it anymore. it could be the best literary work known to man and i would not read it, because you lack the property of social awareness. poc and black people exist in these spaces, do not act as if your kind is the only kind to read fanfic. thank you!

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Random headcanon time

Asmodeus runs a devilgram account called "horny human hours" where he just uploads videos/pictures of Solomon and MC without them knowing

They aren't doing anything lewd, it's just that anytime he sees them doing something "attractive" or they wear an outfit he likes he just snaps a bunch of pictures and hypes them up on the internet anonymously

Photos include:

Picture of Solomon putting a car in reverse, but he put his arm around the back of the seat so it was like he put his arm around Asmo

MC with bed head

Solomon looking proud and posing with food he just made (Photo got banned, the food was that unappealing)

MC falling down the stairs (Asmodeus captioned it "Falling for me ♡")

Solomon drawing glyphs on the ground while shirtless while some of his pact marks glow

MC watering the flowers in the garden

Solomon running from Lucifer with MC

MC wearing Solomon's cape while wearing one of those goofy wizard hats (Yknow, the blue one with the stars?)

Solomon smiling while talking to Barbatos,then the picture immediately after that just shows him being tackled by MC

The picture that has the most likes is a selfie of Asmodeus, MC, and Solomon all snuggled up on the couch together. MC was sleeping on Solomon while he was on his D.D.D getting spooned by Asmo. Asmodeus blurred his face out to keep it anonymous so people wouldn't know how lovey dovey he is with his two favorite humans. The thing is..

Solomon knows, and shows MC all the time. They both came to an agreement to pamper Asmodeus at least once a week.

#caermis.recs

[caermis]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Me posting on tumblr:

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give yourself the gift of reading your own fic. it was literally written just for you.

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I WILL BE VENTING, INCLUDES TOPICS OF RACISM

I will never get over tryin find stories from twisted wonderland x readers and finding a story where it was Leona, if you don’t know who Leona is he’s a character that’s basically African cause he’s based off scar, from the lion king, in the game.

It was a Leona x Reader, (white reader by the way. Not said to be in said story white but basically implied) and the story had points of racism.

So Readers nation or kingdom was basically seen as racist against Poc, specifically Leona’s people. Who are literally based off of Africans, because they’re from a place called the sunset savanna. 😃

AND THIS WAS A LOVE SYORY?!?! LIKE WHAT

If you wanted to do to rivaling nations, than do that. But don’t make the reason they hate each other IS BECAUSE OF RACISM

Then have the reader from said racist nation get with Leona and be like “I’m not like that and I’m different. I like dating negroes.” 🤪 [Im black don’t start wit me]

it’s weird

It’s gross

Don’t.

Like ain’t nothing wrong with you being a white person and liking Leona, but it is weird that you, a white person, ships yourself and want to include racism in a fiction world where that ain’t a topic. Like there’s ofc going to be division due to like species, but race, really. It’s givin savior complex frfr

I just feel sick, that’s so gross and weird and tone death like

#kermis's messages #twisted wonderland #leona kingscholar #black reader

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I am once again demanding reader insert writers to quit that shit out or I will have to intervene.

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If I see another gojo x black reader fic I’ll go mad

Like y’all write the amazing shit for the most toxic men known to man 😒

Like give me something sweet, why you got me battling demons

I am ass deep in the "x black fem reader" and the only shit I'm finding is smut and if it's not smut it'd JACK HARLOW SHIT

LIKE

I just wanna read

😔

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CASTLEVANIA BOYS + first kiss

ALUCARD is tender with the first kiss. Awkwardly backs away at first because he did it without your permission. Doesn’t know what to say after it, other than, “I’m sorry”. Admits that’s he likes you very much. He’s excited to be kissing you - too much, that he’s wanting more kisses from you. He soon sheepishly pulls you into more kisses.

TREVOR with no restraint, kisses you and doesn’t stop. Gradually making it deeper when you don’t stop him. He’s never felt so sober in his life. He pulls away once you both are out of breath. You both have a ‘wow’ moment. He’s willing to go further if you don’t want the night to end there.

ISSAC knows what he wants before he leans into you. He ceases your lips and keeps them there. He leaves you with lots of questions on why he kissed you, he’s not willing to answer any of them. He’s sort of stunned himself that he even did that. He was sure of his actions though and he enjoyed it just as much as you did.

HECTOR is overjoyed about your first kiss. He peppers your face in kisses after the passionate kiss. Like Trevor, he’s willing to make to make it more than a kiss. If you’re ready - he won’t pressure you but will say that he enjoyed your first kiss. Both of you become embarrassed at the hint of awkwardness in the air as well.

GODBRAND is risky and he finds himself staring at your lips. First kiss with him is quick, more like a peck. It’s like that at first until he pulls you in for more. He admits that he wants you. That you’re his. First kiss will certainly be rough but he means well.

DRACULA is very calm. Passionate and a deep kiss. A new door opened in your relationship and he was ready for it. He’ll let go if you are in shock, certainly. May or may not leave you breathless - pull away first, you won’t be breathless. Gives you a small smile after.

#caermis.recs #im going feral #foaming at the mouth #bark bark #Five minutes of your time please

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Angst fics can help people come to terms with their own grief, begin healing, or give people that good cry that they need.

Smut fics can help people affirm and accept their sexuality. It can help them explore their sexuality in a safe way. They can also just be fun, and having fun is a drastically undervalued way to improve your mental health.

Dark fics can help people face their fears or process their trauma. It can make them feel safer and more secure. It can help them find their courage.

Fluff fics can give people rest and respite and comfort. It can give them hope that soft places exist and that maybe there is one out there for them. It can bring up their mood, which, if they have depression, can be a life saver.

And every fic people write makes someone feel less alone.

Point being, just because a particular thing doesn’t serve you, doesn’t mean it lacks value.

This is not to say that we have to consume all fic uncritically. Of course not. It is just to say that entire “genres” aren’t trash or lacking value just because they don’t serve you.

[caermis]

I am ass deep in the "x black fem reader" and the only shit I'm finding is smut and if it's not smut it'd JACK HARLOW SHIT

LIKE

I just wanna read

😔

#x black fem reader #kermis's speaks #IM TIRED #if you dont remove them shackles #that man is not that bad nor hot

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OFBLCKWRITERS — a network for black writers, black readers, & black people. 

with the increase of many black writers in the fanfiction writing community, this network is dedicated to promote and spread content about black readers (and written by black people). this network will include the promotion of different fan fiction from anime/mangas, marvel, dc, video games, and other things. with just tagging your work under the #ofblckwriters tag and tagging this account in your work, your work will automatically reblogged to be promoted on this blog. 

reblogs would be greatly appreciated

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❝Ghosts❞

ハイキュー!! - Haikyuu!!

∭A.T. X Reader ∭Reader: Gender-Neutral ∭Characters: ⇲Aone Takanobu ∭Word Count: 0.2k ∭Warnings: ⇲None ∭Prompt: ⇲Haunted Houses ∭Notes: ⇲This is super cute-

Aone hates ghostsー

He swore that one had accidentally been summoned after the horror movie you both watched. He swore that the house was never this quiet. Never this empty, this dark. Like all the warmth and light had left when you did. Leaving to visit your family, promising to return in a few days.

Keep reading

#fallen.god's.rec #hq x black reader #hq #hq fluff #hq imagines

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*̣̥☆·͙̥‧‧̩̥·‧•̥̩̥͙‧·‧̩̥˟͙ Just a Heads Up ˟͙‧̩̥·‧•̥̩̥͙‧·‧̩̥‧·͙̥̣☆*̣̥

I am officially back from my break with more ideas than ever, I just want to let you guys know that my ask box is open for requests. And as a small thank you for all of the followers I have managed to gain while away, I'll be taking requests. This is a first come first serve kind of thing, I will write out one-shots for the first five people to dm or ask through my blog. You can request a part 2 to a previous one-shot, there are already some in the work so dont worry too much, or something new entirely. I can write for anyone but I specialize in the cast of AOT, JJK, Tokyo Revengers, and Demon Slayer. I am open to trying other characters as well.

I do only write for black fem readers, I want to learn to be more inclusive when it comes to black readers but as of right now I don't trust myself to branch out just yet, especially during something like this.

I also will not do any OC stories, I rather not even open that can of worms at all.

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RULES (for those who want a brand new one-shot)

- Send a small summary of what you wish for the plot to be including the main troupe.

- Which character as the love interest for Y/n

- What is the genre you want?

- Would you like smut, fluff, crack, or angst?

- What is the AU in which it takes place?

- You are welcome to include anything in your requests except the few things I refuse to write about.

ABSOLUTELY NO

Incest

Pedophilia

Vomit Kink

Piss Kink

Vore

Race play

Anything else that I cant think of right now if it pops up, ill mention it. Have fun guys ;)

#go on #request