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anyone else think that if kaz & jordie hadn't gotten scammed by pekka rollins then kaz couldve been a magician

#like. its not impossible #like he was obsessed with that magic trick until he figured it out which contributed to his skills in lock-picking & such so what if #like. #imagine if inej hadnt been taken from her parents and kaz hadnt lost his brother and they couldve met in a different life at the circus #kaz performing magic and being an entertainer and inej performing on the tight rope #and then he sees her perform and is sooo taken with her #six of crows #soc #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej

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THESIS: the real reason that people stay on this hellsite is not “chronological order” or “the drama” or whatever (per se), but is instead linked to how tumblr, unlike most social media, is not optimised to give content as short of a half-life as possible, but instead is optimised to let content continue to cycle for months, years, even decades. this has in turn led to a more consistent centralised site “culture” in which there is more coherent linkage among different areas of the site, thus also explaining why its content permeates so thoroughly throughout the internet.

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I love you all, i hope you forgive me for not giving you the tummy yet

#aftg

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song: the bog bodies - rabbitology

i heard this song and it gripped me by the neck and wouldn’t let go

#mianite

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Imagine being medicated andrew, on drugs that make you uncontrollably laugh and smile, extremely uncomfortable, taking your free will over your own body which you are VERY protective of,

And your family has the audacity to say that you are worse off off your medicine

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Been years since my creator doodled anything 😭

Soon I hope they'll draw me and I'll make it my profile photo >:3

#tg

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#icons #tg

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Various stars & moon details from my gouache paintings 🌙✨

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costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

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the algarithization of youtube is ruining my life

#like can you show me what i actually searched for. #why is ludwig showing up when i searched up an f1 vid #drafts

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Drew bc I can’t stop thinking about aftg 4

#aftg

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I beg to serve, your wish is my law

Now close those eyes and let me love you to death ©

#orv

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#remembering ppl visiting me and not knowing about fire ants but #sorry im procrastinating. #drafts #polls

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big fan of the late night overwatch streams

#they help me fall asleep #drafts

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HEELLO>?

#iliterllaly wewnt looking for a pic of harold and the purple crayn and foudn out there was a movie last year? #and hes a grown man 😭😭 #like what #ill cry like #drafts

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you need to listen to a pitbull song and get over it i’m so serious

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies