- Sweetie are you sick? What is it?
- Well you know when you are shit and you suck? That is it.
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Recently my Tinder dating hasn’t gone very well.
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Wanted to share something about my private life. Love to you all.
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These random guys be like “You don’t trust me babe?”.
No, fucking no, NO, NO.
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My life revelation of 2017.
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No, seriously. That’s the truth.
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Being in love is fucked up.
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My face when I realise my Wi-fi isn’t working.
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Yes this conversation actually happened.
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So I go to her and she’s like: it’s over, and then...
Hehehe...
...I ask her to forgive me and she’s like no - don’t ever call me again, and...
Hahahaha...
Stop it! Why are you laughing? There’s nothing to laugh about!
Hahaha I’m so sorry...
Are you imagining me again dressed up as a chicken?
Oh no, not at all...
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