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atsushi: just met a friend of yours

dazai: a friend?!?!

atsushi: an enemy

dazai: oh. which one?

#source: sherlock #bsd #bsd textpost #bungou stray dogs #atsushi #dazai #dazatsu #dazushi #nakajima atsushi #dazai osamu

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shin soukoku (implied nsfw?)

dazai: there's another bedroom upstairs, but only if you'll be needing two bedrooms.

atsushi:

akutagawa:

atsushi: ...of course we'll be needing two bedrooms.

dazai: oh i don't know about that

#source: sherlock #i changed it a bit #bsd #bsd textpost #bungou stray dogs #dazai #atsushi #akutagawa #dazai osamu #nakajima atsushi #akutagawa ryuunosuke #shin soukoku #atsushi x akutagawa #akutagawa x atsushi

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teenage soukoku

*long silence*

dazai: shut up.

chuuya: i didn't say anything

dazai: you were thinking. it's annoying.

#source: sherlock #bsd #bsd textpost #bungou stray dogs #dazai #chuuya #teenage soukoku #soukoku #dazai x chuuya #chuuya x dazai

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romance

dazai, about chuuya: i pickpocket him when he's annoying

#source: sherlock #bsd #bsd textpost #bungou stray dogs #dazai #chuuya #soukoku #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya

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kunikida: can you call the police?

dazai: yes *fires gun 5 times*

kunikida: oh for god's sake-

dazai: shut up it's quicker

#source: sherlock #bsd #bsd textpost #bungou stray dogs #kunikida #dazai #kunikidazai #kunikida doppo #dazai osamu

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teenage dazai: if i wanted to look at naked women i would look at ane-san's laptop

#source: sherlock #bsd #bsd textpost #bungou stray dogs #dazai #kouyou #dazai osamu #ozaki kouyou

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kunikida: has is occurred to you-

dazai: probably

#source: sherlock #bsd #bsd textpost #bungou stray dogs #kunikida #dazai #kunikida doppo #dazai osamu #kunikidazai #i am running out of ideas

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15 y/o dazai: [raising hell] i’m already on the naughty list, might as well be on the top.

#source: incorrect-codegeass #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd textpost #dazai #dazai osamu #port mafia dazai #honestly #yeah

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kunikida: this is such a bad idea.

dazai: then why are you tagging along?

kunikida: one of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

#source: incorrect-codegeass #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd textpost #kunikida #dazai #kunikida doppo #dazai osamu #kunikidazai #romance

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mori: and please, keep collateral damage to a minimum.

chuuya: why are you pointing to me?

#source: incorrect-codegeass #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd textpost #mori #chuuya #mori ougai #nakahara chuuya #port mafia #we all know that mori cries himself to sleep every time chuuya tells him how much property damage corruption caused

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kunikida: god, give me patience.

tanizaki: i think you meant, "give me strength."

kunikida: if god gave me strength, you'd all be dead.

#source: incorrect-codegeass #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd textpost #kunikida #tanizaki #kunikida doppo #tanizaki junichirou #armed detective agency

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ranpo: i’m bored. there are no cadavers at this crime scene. or candy.

#source: incorrect-codegeass #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd textpost #ranpo #edogawa ranpo

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kouyou: do not antagonise the local law enforcement.

chuuya: but it's so much fun!

#source: incorrect-codegeass #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd textpost #kouyou #chuuya #ozaki kouyou #nakahara chuuya #gay executive siblings #we all know that the local law enforcement is the ada #also known as dazai

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dazai, with great delight: oh kunikida-kun's gonna hate this.

#source: incorrect-codegeass #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd textpost #dazai #kunikida #dazai osamu #kunikida doppo #dazai x kunikida #kunikidazai

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atsushi: you know that voice in your head that tells you you're doing something kinda wrong?

dazai: you mean, the one that sounds like kunikida-kun?

#source: incorrect-codegeass #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd textpost #atsushi #dazai #nakajima atsushi #dazai osamu #kunikida #kunikida doppo

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chuuaku

chuuya: i'm under stress, i'm under pressure... the only thing i'm not under is akutagawa which is a damn shame honestly.

#source: incorrect-codegeass #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd textpost #chuuya #akutagawa #nakahara chuuya #akutagawa ryuunosuke #chuuaku

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kunikida: we went to the planetarium today, and when the voiceover said "this is the earth", dazai booed.

#source: incorrect-codegeass #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd textpost #dazai #kunikida #dazai osamu #kunikida doppo #kunikidazai #while i was gone for a month i watched code geass twice