People asking me why I never drive and I have to shamefully explain my glasses have been missing since October 28th because I lost them in the movie theater when I went and saw the FNAF movie with my family.
It’s okay, it was worth it to see Matthew Lillard on the big screen 🫶🫶
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Pictures of Gabe before I lay in my bed for an hour telling myself I’ll sleep before watching another minecraft video.
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writing reader inserts is so funny because it's like. yeah you would NOT say that but now you do and you're gonna enjoy it. it's inevitably pouring a part of you into this fic. it's describing your dissociative daydreams in overly detail to everyone searching specifically for food to feed their dissociative daydreams. it's coming up with a hundred different scenarios on how to get railed by your favorite 2D man and yeah his dick is always big and he wants you so badly. it's playing barbie with Y/N who is like an universal OC at this point. it's going on silly little adventures in my mind and taking you all with me. reader inserts i love you so much.
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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hi everyone i hope you dont mind if i
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All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.
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To any mutuals I may have booped, I have no idea what this does and just like pressing colored buttons I am prompted with
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imagine
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MAMGJNE
LISTWN HEAR ME OUT
pretty boys, begging to be filled wi ur seed bc they have a pretty cunt and ur cokc bulges out their belly n
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and they whine n. plead to ge tpregnant form your dick bc
not bc they wanna beocme a father but bc your cock fitne int ehm so fucjking perfectly.
Dottore, Bokuto from Haikyuu, Kuroo from Haikyuu, um
Childe, Maaaybneee Pantalone or Zhongli, i can see baizhu doin this but like
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im osrry ny sick bbg
and also ur favs
GRABBING YOU, using this as an excuse to talk about Baizhu ☺️ (Dottore, Childe and Pantalone included i supposee)
I just, stuffin him so full and moving so slowly as to not overexert Baizhu and he’s a little sobbing mess under you. His thin fingers massage his bulging skin where your cock is buried deep in him, hiccuping as he meekly asks you to fill him up.
I could definitely see this with Dott and Childe. Dottore would take a big of breaking down before he’s a babbling mess begging you to pound his cunt till he can’t hold anymore! Your cock fills him up to perfectly. I love the idea of Dott getting more vocal as you fuck him, his nails digging into your skin or fingers tugging on your hair as he asks for one more round.
Childe I think wouldn’t directly ask at first. He’d lock his legs around your hips, giving you a coy smile as he rolls his hips against your pelvis, watching your cock move under his skin. After a few rounds Childe is just a fucked out mess. Breathy groans escaping him while he just watches ur cock move deep in his belly, feeling his cunt stretched open by you so wonderfully!!
Pantalone wouldn’t beg you unless he was desperately needy. Lone pawing at the bed beneath him as your cock sinks into his cunt, gasps escaping him as his flat belly bulges from your head. He’s just turned to absolute mush, babbling with his hands against his face as you fuck into him. Of course, any mess you make you’ll clean up and you’ll be required to give Pantalone a lovely bath afterwards.
Idk anything about Haikyuu, so idk how those two would be 😞😞
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