blueberryhalfblood

[blueberryhalfblood]

See, it’s the way I’ll smile like an idiot at my phone and someone will say “oooh who’s got you smiling like that?” It’s tumblr. Literally just a silly little text post ab my fictional crush on tumblr. Romantic right?

#percy jackson #demigods #pjo text post #soc #freddy carter #kit young #kaz brekker

[blueberryhalfblood]

it’s 2 am and i have been WHEEZING at this for about five minutes now

Luke: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Annabeth: Alright.

Y/N: TraitorSayWhat?

Percy: Excuse me?

Luke: What?

Percy:

Annabeth:

Luke: Fuck.

[blueberryhalfblood]

dude. everyone is like “Percy dominates New Rome as the mighty son of neptune and valiant praetor of the fifth cohort! his roman demigod tattoo matches his aura of power…” yada yada yada; but if u think ab it he probably count past like 10 in roman numerals. like percy sit down💀

#percy jackson #new rome #demigods

[blueberryhalfblood]

sometimes I forget that Percy isn’t just Annabeth’s was-once-turned-into-a-hamster boyfriend, and then I remember that Percy literally single handedly fought a whole league of monsters plus a minotaur on the Williamsburg Bridge in the Battle of Manhattan, and I am humbled.

#percy jackson #battle of manhattan #percabeth #demigods #curse of achilles #the last olympian #pjo text post

[blueberryhalfblood]

AHAHA they really said “percy. that math teacher’s been dead for 40 years!! WOAHHHH”

i literally cannot get over the fact that 12 year old percy literally accidentally murdered his math teacher and chiron tried to gaslight him into thinking that she never existed 😭 GIRL??? 😭😭

#please tell me someone understands this #john mulaney #chiron chb

[blueberryhalfblood]

I’m buffering rn

There’s no way I’m the first one to do this

[blueberryhalfblood]

ello, just your monthly checkin from me:) no, I didn’t fall off the face of the Earth, I’m just really bad at staying active. oh and also, go follow @ohmydamgods while you’re at it. I’m not the greatest friend towards her all the time and she really does deserve the world

[blueberryhalfblood]

*Percy shows up to Camp Jupiter*

Romans: hisss hisss nasty graecus

*Jason shows up to CHB*

Greeks: uh...sup...your Roman slang prolly won’t catch on here but like you got some nice ink so...that’s cool or whatever

[blueberryhalfblood]

I like to think that the seven won’t allow Leo in the kitchen anymore because he always picks on hot food while no one else can touch it. he inhales 450 degree cookies out of the oven, eats s’mores while they’re on fire, flips pancakes with his bare hands, etc.

inspired by @damschitz1

[blueberryhalfblood]

ik we all hate the movies, but like ya’ll been sleeping on movie Grover. like yes, he’s not canon, no, he isn’t ANYTHING like the Grover we know and love, but movie Grover was iconic nonetheless. movie Grover and movie Annabeth’s friendship is one of my favorite friendships. please don’t hate me for this I just have a soft spot for movie Grover🥺

[blueberryhalfblood]

everyone knows that one text post that’s like let him snap but like...I really want him to master blood manipulation as a skill that can be his final resort, but only for defence in life/death situations. like imagine Annabeth gets her weapon knocked out of her hand. the monster goes in for the kill, and one little nod of Percy’s head and the monster misses its target. that type beat you know? like Percy wouldn’t have to drown anyone, just do what’s necessary to keep Annabeth safe.

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Annabeth: A group of Otters is called a raft.

Percy: So what?

Annabeth: They also cuddle and hold hands to keep from floating away.

Percy: ...

Annabeth: So make it happen.

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #pjo text post #hoo text post #rick riordan

[blueberryhalfblood]

*clears throat* this one is for the Will Solace/ Solangelo stans!

Imagine Will Solace. Now imagine Will Solace with Percy’s trouble maker smile.

Your welcome.

#solangelo #percy jackson #will solace #pjo text post #hoo text post #rick riordan

[blueberryhalfblood]

Annabeth had to go to bed multiple times knowing she would be covered in spiders and bit countless times, and finally wake up with hundreds of spider bites. Someone hug her idk how she sleeps at night knowing spiders exist idk how she did it

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #pjo text post #hoo text post #rick riordan

[blueberryhalfblood]

So you’re tellin’ me the last time Zoe Nightshade was surrounded by laughter and smiles was when Percy, Thalia, and Grover were literally WHEEZING over a dam snack bar, and she died before anyone could tell her what was so funny? I freaking can’t with the early deaths rick. HER LIFE WASN’T FULFILLED.

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #thalia grace #grover underwood #zoe nightshade #pjo text post #rick riordan

[blueberryhalfblood]

guys Grover was like 25 when Percy and Annabeth were 13. a reminder: he ages half as fast as normal human demigods. when Percy and Annabeth are 25 Grover will still only be 18 in satyr years. By the time Grover reaches Coach Hedge’s age, still in combat and starting a family, Percy and Annabeth will be around 94 years old. Other than his immortal friends like Thalia, he will lose all of his human friends as he ages, and will outlive them for decades.

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guys Will Solace prolly thought Leo was a psychopathic pyromaniac. why? lemme remind you: the first time Will sees Leo is when he finds out that his chariot was broken on the ride there. he is claimed so Will shows Leo around camp for the first time, and the first thing he asked him was “Do I get a sword?” then Leo hallucinates some old lady in black, then the very next morning the archers (aka Will) were woken up to defend camp cuz Leo rode out of the woods on a haywire firebreathing dragon, covered in soot with bloodshot eyes. put 2 and 2 together guys Leo is freaking weird