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I was gonna say when Mina calls herself the train fiend, instead calling herself the fucking train fiend but this is perfect.

Being as Dracula Daily is starting up again in about three days, I think this is a perfect opportunity, as we follow along this year, to play the PG-13 game.

For the unfamiliar, the PG-13 game is as follows: you are allowed to insert one and only one instance of the word "fuck" into the text as written. For maximum impact, where do you put it?

#bahaha #dracula daily

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#dracula daily

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self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for

#I have a couple of those #they may never get posted since I rarely work on them lol

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Looking forward to hearing from my dear friend Jonathan Harker again soon.

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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

#meme #that was funny well done

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#anders johnson #dean o'gorman #the almighty johnsons

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#it's gonna be may

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the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while

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"Oh Lucy, my dear sweet Jonathan is traveling abroad soon. I do hope he has a good time!"

#dracula daily #re: dracula

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Fili. Kili. At your service !

[Thorin version, Bilbo version]

#fili #kili

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Goth girls love trains

#mina harker #dracula daily #dracula #mina murray

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This is really cute 🥰

So Dean knows about the @deanobingo event (kinda). And he did kind of challenge us to try to write about an as obscure character as possible, mentioning a Snacker bar commercial he did when he was 12.

So here you go. ~700 words inspired by combining ‘Snacker-bar-commecial kid’ with the bingo prompt ‘Bro code / Girl code’. Of course set in the late 80s/early 90s. ^^

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The wind whips through Billy’s hair as his skateboard zigzags down the street. A good thing it’s downhill all the way to the arcade. A hella slog back home though. 

After taking a sharp turn he automatically sticks one hand in the front pocket of his hoodie to make sure he still has his Snacker bar. Wouldn’t wanna lose that.

As the arcade comes into view, he immediately recognizes Jessie standing outside waiting for him, but it takes him a moment longer to identify whom it is he’s talking to. Billy lets out a low whistle when he realizes that it's Amy – Jessie’s longtime crush.

But considering the way Amy keeps looking over her shoulder like she’s searching for an escape route, it doesn't look like it’s going too well. Time for a distraction.

Kicking up his speed, Billy sets his sight on the curb. At the last moment he pops the board off the ground, turns it, and slides along the curve. Jumping off right next to Jessie and flipping the board up into his hands. He can’t help himself from grinning wildly. “What’s up?”

“Wicked trick,” Amy says, inspecting Billy and his skateboard appreciatively.

Billy’s grin fades a little when he notices Jessie’s disappointment at having his crush once again forget him. Oops. Thinking on his feet, Billy smiles widely. “Yeah, Jessie taught me that one.” He slaps his friend on the back for good measure.

“Really? I didn’t know you were good with a board,” Amy says with an impressed smile, her attention back on Jessie.

A little caught off guard, Jessie still rolls with it fairly well. “Ehem, yeah. I don't like showing off, you know,” he explains only a little hesitantly, trying to wave it away.

“Too bad. I think it would be fun to watch.” The hint of a teasing smile she bestows on Jessie is apparently enough for him to drown in those big, brown eyes of hers because he’s just standing there smiling stupidly while she holsters her bag as if to go.

Billy elbows Jessie out of his stupor. “You wanna hang together at the arcade?” he finally blurts out. “We could talk more about skating?”

Amy shrugs. “I don’t really know much about skateboarding,” she says noncommittally. “Except the music is really rad.”

“Oh!” Jessie’s eyes light up – Billy recognizes his geek mode activating. “I just put together this new tape,” Jessie exclaims excitedly. He slings off his backpack and starts rummaging through it. “It’s got all these sick beats I caught on this new radio station I discovered.” He brings up his walkman. “Maybe-- maybe we could go to the park and listen to it?”

To Billy’s astonishment it looks like Amy really is considering it, though Jessie’s hopeful smile begins to fade a little when her answer drags a little too long. 

“I can’t,” she finally says. She actually looks genuinely sorry. “I have band practice later and I need to get home and grab something to eat.”

"Oh." Jessie lets out a disappointed sigh.

Bummer. So close. Billy chews the inside of his lip, but decides that Jessie is worth it. “No way!” he exclaims, pointing at something behind Amy. “Do you see that?”

The moment Amy turns around to look, Billy quickly fishes out the Snacker bar from his pocket, holding it up for Jessie to see, before dropping it into Jessie’s open backpack and gesturing with his eyes towards Amy.

“What? I don’t see anything,” Amy says, turning back.

“Oh, I thought I saw a cat with a top hat. My bad.” Billy gives her his most innocent smile, which only earns him a totally weirded out look in return.

Jessie hurriedly bends down to search his bag once more. “Uhm. What if we could eat at the park? I’ve got a Snacker we could share.” Jessie holds up his prize.

“Oh. Okay!” Amy says smiling, clearly won over by the promise of a delicious snack. 

Jessie is grinning from ear to ear. “You don’t mind, do you Billy?” he asks.

“‘Cause not,” Billy assures him. Mates looks after each other.

Besides, he’s got more bars at home.

#deanobingo2024 #snacker

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YA'LL... I BEG YA'LL PLEASE...

FILI DURIN IS SO DAMN FINE😫

WHY IS HE SO UNDERRATED?!?! I'VE READ ALMOST EVERY FANFIC THERE IS OF HIM😭 PLEASE I BEG YOU GUYS TO WRITE MORE FOR POOKIE😭😫

LOOK AT HIM!!!!!! GYAT DAYUM BRO IS SO FINE😻😻😻 ISTG I WILL HUNT YOU ALL DOWN IF I DONT SEE NEW FANFICS OF MY POOKIE SOON👹

He needs to be appreciated more... He's WAY to underrated and it's sad... CUZ HE'S ACTUALLY SO COOL😫😭

#I have written a few #lots of people I follow like Fili maybe they can point you to some others #fili durin #the hobbit

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#anders johnson #almighty johnsons #the almighty johnsons

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

#oh yeah I remember smacking the old tv