The cape
Janice: *still steaming that cape but then stops* Sir, should I stop steaming the cape, it looks rather good to meet the queen. Sir? Sir are you there. Hello, anyone?! Hello?...
Janice: *goes back to steaming the cape*
(Honestly this should have been the secret ending to me)
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Happy birthday Karkat
Happy 1 year closer to death I guess ._.
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Jevil Logic
Jevil: I can do anything!
Also Jevil: *super powerful*
Also also Jevil: *hard to beat and kills you a bunch*
Also also also Jevil: *trapped in baby jail for a few years*
boi if you so strong why cant you get out of baby jail
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Can you rhyme this?
Brother: I bet your can’t find a word that doesn’t rhyme with anything
Me: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Brother:
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Sign this petition
This is the most important petition of the modern day life, please sign at all costs since this is obviously important
I’m actually dying
Update: I just signed and got others to sign as well, join us in making this dream come true
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The system has been broketh
B r o k e t h
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So yeah
Ok so you got this image, very chaotic:
And then you just got Tsuyu:
She’s seen some shit
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I thot so
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The abc’s
Sero: abcdefg-
Kaminari: why are you verbally keyboard smashing in my household
Ashido in the back: ok so there’s many things wrong with that
Kirishima being a couch for Bakugo: Yeah, there’s no - in the abc’s
Bakugo: Bish da fuq
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Lifeguards
Boss: Can you swim
Person: No
Boss: You’re hired!
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Taco
Sero: Why is there a taco in the attic?
Kaminari: Why is there an attic around my taco?
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Noodle throwing
If you throw a noodle at the wall
And it sticks
Then
You
Are
An unsanitized fool
Pick up that flucking noodle and put it in the rubbish bin
You unsanitary being
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I tried to verify my account
I failed the are you a robot test and I don’t know how to feel about this
Am I a robot?
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I can’t stand you guys
Bakugo: I CANT FUCKING STAND YOU GUYS
Kirishima: *pats lap*
Bakugo: * perches on Kiri’s lap* I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
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Oops
Oops, I seem to have placed my knoife in your cranium! Sowwie :3
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Flags
I vote for making the straight flag a different color
Have you seen the gay flag? It’s an awesome fucking rainbow! Why can’t we have a rainbow?! Like whatever sexuality you are, you are awesome, but you guys are taking all the colors ;-;
So now I want to put up a vote for making the straight flag full on pink and I want a flag that represents morosexuality since those who are attracted to morons and morons only need a flag too.
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