battlescas

[battlescas]

I just realized that they never showed/mentioned Renèe finding out Bella’s pregnant wtf happened there

#twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight bella #twilight edit #bella swan #edward cullen #twilight au #bella cullen #breaking dawn

[battlescas]

When I say "it's my time of the month" I mean the week every month where I fixate on Twilight

#twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight edit #bella swan #twilight bella #edward cullen #twilight au #alice cullen is the best

[battlescas]

Maybe he did have a bed but he chucked it out the window before Bella came over cause he knew she wanted some ice cold d and he wasn't about to do that before marriage

The fact that Edward was the only cullen to not have a bed in his room is so funny like I just know Emmett bullied him nonstop for that

#twilitty #twilight #Edward Cullen #twilight meme #twilight saga #twilight au #twilight bella

[battlescas]

Me when I can hear someone chewing:

#twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight edit #twilight bella #bella swan #edward cullen #twilight au #bella cullen #breaking dawn #kristen stewart

[battlescas]

what are your hopes for the animated series? Personally i know they'll probably go for a more plot based style, but all i really want is a silly sitcom for our silly vampires

Oh my gosh, I haven't even really thought about it. But now that I do...how is this going to happen? Who is voicing over them?! CAN IT BE LESS CRINGEY IN ANIMATION?! IS EDWARD STILL GONNA SAY SPIDERMONKEY?!?!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#twilight #twilight edit #twilight renaissance #twilight bella #bella swan #edward cullen #twilight au #bella cullen #breaking dawn

[battlescas]

Which Cullen finally let it slip to Bella that they'd once had a family meeting re: whether or not to murder her?

Oh, this was totally Emmett. He was like "Woah, things would be so different if we had decided to kill Bella in that meeting." and Bella's like "Y'all had a meeting about possibly killing me?!" and gets all "YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER" angry. Alice eventually calms her down and is like "Btw, I voted against killing you."

#twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight edit #twilight bella #bella swan #edward cullen #twilight au #bella cullen #breaking dawn #kristen stewart

[battlescas]

Hello, Twihards! Feel free to spam me with Twilight related questions and to ask my opinion on Twilight related things! Your girls boreddd.

#twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight bella #twilight edit #edward cullen #bella swan #twilight au #bella cullen #breaking dawn #kristen stewart

[battlescas]

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

[battlescas]

Therapist: so what's been bothering you lately?

Me: it should have been Alice and Bella.

#twilight renaissance #twilight #twilight bella #alice cullen is the best #alice cullen #twilight edit #edward cullen #twilight au #bella swan #bella cullen

[battlescas]

She’s a 10 but she wants to give up her humanity for some ice cold dick

#twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight edit

[battlescas]

Robert Pattinson is having a panic attack somewhere and I don’t blame him cause I am too

#twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight bella #twilight edit #bella swan #edward cullen #twilight au #bella cullen #breaking dawn #kristen stewart

[battlescas]

Me: I realized I was as queer as I am a little later in life

12 year old me searching "Alice Cullen" on Wattpad:

#twilight renaissance #twilight #twilight edit #twilight bella #edward cullen #bella swan #twilight au #bella cullen #breaking dawn #alice cullen is the best

[battlescas]

Whoever I marry: I can't wait for our honeymoon in Spain

Me: so..surprise..it's not in Spain..

Whoever I marry: you didn't.

Me: I did.

Whoever I marry: Jesus Christ.

Me: WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING FORKS WASHINGTON BABE

#so single and alone #twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight edit #twilight bella #edward cullen #bella swan #twilight au #bella cullen

[battlescas]

I would be more open to becoming a vampire if they could cry

#twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight bella #twilight edit #edward cullen #bella swan #twilight au #bella cullen #breaking dawn

[battlescas]

SMeyer once said that she thought about using "Forks" for the title of "Twilight" so now I'm imagining the book covers just with different utensils

#twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight bella #bella swan #twilight edit #edward cullen #twilight au #bella cullen

[battlescas]

Bella: there's a bed..

Edward: it's not intended for sleep..

Baby Renesmee in the next room:

#twilight #twilight bella #twilight renaissance #twilight edit #bella swan #edward cullen #twilight au #bella cullen #breaking dawn

[battlescas]

"Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Team Rosalie you could cut the sexual tension between her and Bella WITH A KNIFE

#twilight #twilight renaissance #rosalie cullen #twilight bella #twilight edit #bella swan #twilight au #bella cullen #enemies to lovers