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Oliver: You kissed me.

Bruce: Yes, I did.

Oliver: Should we?… I mean, there’s a discussion that we could have… if you wanted to have one?

Bruce: Ollie, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again - get used to it. End of discussion.

Oliver: Okay.

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Oliver: *staring at Bruce’s ass*

Bruce: Ollie stop looking at my ass; you're making it hard to concentrate.

Oliver: How do you think I feel?!

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Oliver: How's your drink?

Bruce:

Oliver:

Bruce: Have you poisoned me?

Oliver: Don't be so dramatic. It's a mild sedative. Enjoy your rest love.

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Alfred: I think you use silence and anger as a way to keep people from getting too close to you Master Bruce.

Bruce: Yes, I do.

Bruce: *pointedly looking at Oliver who is sleeping on the couch with his head on Bruce's lap* : But it doesn't always work.

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Clark: You okay Batman?

Bruce: *staring at Oliver* I just haven’t been able to think straight lately Kal.

Bruce: *internally* Abs, holding Ollie’s hand, Ollie’s ass, dick.

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Oliver: *gets a pancake stuck to the ceiling making breakfast*

Bruce: Don't say it, don't say it, don't FUCKING say it.

Dick & Roy: *chanting* Say it~! Say it~! SAY IT~!

Oliver: Batter up.

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Diana: So, Bruce?

Oliver: *dreamily while gazing at him* Oh, no… no, I just like him as a friend.

Dinah: Then why are your eyes shaped like fucking hearts?

Oliver: *still dazed* Allergies.

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Hal: I can’t believe you talked to Batman without getting so much as a glare! Most people can’t even look in his general direction without some kind of threat.

Oliver: I mean, it would be a little weird if he did. We are married after all.

Barry: ....YOU’RE WHAT?!

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Bruce: *drunk* You are the love of my life, and my soulmate, I would do anything for you.

Oliver: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Bruce: Absolutely not.

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Roy: I just electrocuted myself.

Dick: How shocking.

Jason: How do you feel currently?

Roy: I feel kinda amped.

Dick: Watt? I can’t hear you.

Roy: I said it hertz a lot.

Barry: Are they okay?

Oliver: This is normal, they’re fine.

Clark: But he was just-

Bruce: He’s fine. We’d honestly be more concerned if he wasn’t making puns.

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Damian: *charges at Oliver*

Damian: I’M GOING TO KILL YOU QUEEN!

Oliver: WELL THAT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT I FUCKED YOUR DAD!

Damian: *sliding to a stop and covering his ears* SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP SHUT UP-

Bruce: *as Oliver walks up to him* You can’t keep doing that.

Oliver: When it stops being effective I will. Until then it remains my go to when your youngest edge lord tries to kill me.

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Oliver: *exists*

Bruce: This means nothing. I'm a vengeance and I'm sure these feelings will fade.

*all mulitvers crisis & other shits later*

Bruce: Any day now.

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*in teens*

Oliver: *having a crisis*: Well, how did you know?

Bruce: Know... what?

Oliver: That you liked guys as well as girls?

Bruce: What do you mean? Doesn't everyone find everyone attractive?

Oliver: ...

Bruce: Don't they?

Bruce: Don't they, Ollie?!

Oliver: ...

Oliver: You know what, you deal with your crisis, I'll deal with mine Bruce.

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Bruce: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Oliver: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Bruce: ...

Bruce: Are you trying to seduce me into better sleeping patterns Ollie?

Oliver: Is it working?

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Bruce: Go big or go home.

Oliver: *with tears in his eyes* I am begging you. For once in your life, go home. Please, just this once.

Bruce:

Bruce: I'm going big. *Batman theme in bg*

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*in college*

Bruce: *after watching Oliver cook his chilli* Hey, I don’t know how else to tell you this but I’m pregnant.

Oliver: *slowly turns to look at him*

Bruce: It’s yours Ollie. I’m gonna need child support… in the form of homecooked meals.

Oliver:

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Oliver: *to Bruce* "I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me?

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