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The Main six Baldur's Gate Companions

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Things are happening on reddit

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okay so I'm all for Jaskier being the Bi/Pan Legend he is.. BUT WHY FOR HEAVENS SAKE RADOVID???

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THE SLIMEY RAT THAT WILL BRING NOTHING BUT DEATH AND EVEN MORE RACISM TO THE COUNTRIES😭😭😭😭

why not a cute unknown noble? why not a literally anybody else??😭😭😭

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #twn #jaskier #radovid #the witcher jaskier #whyyyy #wtf #why him #I hate this so much #radovid is literally the worst #HATE #THIS #amongst other things #the show is better than last season #but not good ffs

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Tbh, Dracula/Renfield from the 2023 movie isn't even the most fucked up take on their relationship I've seen so far. Did you know about the book where Dracula might be Renfield's absent biological father? Also once Dracula visits him in the form of a beautiful woman and breastfeeds him (Ren is like twelve when it happens btw)? Oh, also there's one dream where Drac turns into a man made of hundreds of flies and makes out with him? Like, opening pre-existing wounds aside, Cage!Dracula is a pretty vanilla dude as far as Draculas go.

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The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

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OMG YES

And when I do this I ususally continue it in my dreams which is quite fun because I can set a general theme/direction for this dream ff but when I'm asleep I can't directly control it so I never know where I might end up

Its actually a lot like shifting or at least thats what my "shifting" was for like the last decade or so

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keeping up with the targaryens

house of the dragon recap - ep 2 season 1

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rhaenyra targaryen in house of dragons

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Hmmm difficult question.

Both have animalistic/monstrous forms and although Lady Ds is much bigger than Van Helsings Dracula, I wouldn't say that necessarily gives her the upper hand.

The thing is, both can be killed only by very specific things. But while its something handy for Lady D (the dagger), only a werewolf can kill VH Dracula. We do have werewolf-ic creatures in Resident Evil 8 and I believe Urias could give VH Dracula (not bc Urias is necessarily stronger or more skilled but bc I have the feeling VH Dracula is afraid of werewolfs and that bleeds into his fighting style while fighting one) a hard time, but he doesn't answer to Lady Dimitrescu. And since she hates him and he is more loyal to Heisenberg, who also hates her and canonly wanted her death, there is no way Urias would help her.

So she has no way to kill VH Dracula. While he could find the dagger before killing her with bland brutality. That is if he would fight fair without use of his wives or subjects (which I'm not sure about). Sure you could argue Lady D has her duaghters but lets be honest, they are pretty useless while fighting another vampire.

So I think, regarding the topic of death and ending a fight ultimately, Van Helsings Dracula would win.

Dracula ( Van Helsing ) vs Lady Dimitrescu ( Resident Evil )

Who would Win ?

#dracula #van helsing 2004 #lady dimitrescu #resident evil 8 village #what if #scenario #vampires #resident evil village #battle #van helsing dracula #versus #lady d

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After that car scene? Count me in.

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UMBRELLA ACADEMY 3 SPOILERS

AHEAD

BUT LIKE

WAIT

If the end implies they reseted the whole universe.. does that mean..

DOES THAT MEAN MY BABIES ARE ALIVE AGAIN??????

AHHHHHH I SURE HOPE SO OMFG

#tua hazel agnes #tua #the umbrella academy #tua season 3 #tua hazel #tua the swedes #the swedes #ARE THEY ALIVE??? #PLS TELL ME YES #CUZ I LOVE THEM #ESPECIALLY HAZEL AND AGNES DESERVE HAPPINESS

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and he sTILL GOT NO GODDAMN HORSE WHERE TF IS PEGASUS????

JOEY IS ON SET! JOEY IS ON SET!