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#I’m sorry to be that bitch but anybody else feeling very Hannibal in this chillis tonight? #also applicable to every pairing that’s fallen victim to the failed runaways trope I know #marianas trench #a normal life #hannibal

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I love Thorin he’s my pookie bear but I also adore that moment when I’m reading a Fili and/or Kili centric fic and I’m like “wait a minute he’s kind of a stupid asshole”

#op’s tags are hilarious and so fucking true #my special little flawed guy im gonna hit him with a rock #thorin oakenshield

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cheer up girl. bruce springsteen baseball/softball pics

#i love baseball! #bruce springsteen

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Bagginshield + Frodo out shopping on Black Friday 🛒💨(Lobelia’s nightmare)

#ahhhh I love #bagginshield #parentshield #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins

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imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

#and he was fucking boss about it #the hobbit #bilbo baggins

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Bilbo making the king under the mountain act goofy as hell by just existing.

#oh look my favourite genre of post #Thorin crushing on Bilbo #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #bagginshield

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Some years after the Battle of the Five Armies and rebuilding Erebor together, Thorin abdicated the throne, and along with Bilbo (who was Consort under the Mountain) lived happily ever after unto the end of their days. These are snippets of their lives in retirement.

bagginshieldtober day 31 - retire ♡ the final piece for this month!

firstly, big thanks to @smolestboop for creating this wonderful event. it's been so fun to see everyone's take on the prompts and joining in myself. ♡

secondly, i was very much inspired by three lovely creators and bagginshield fan works for these snippets. so from left to right, top to bottom:

their exchange is from this hilarious post by @ihobbit

i was thinking about a Very Specific Chapter from the lovely @conkers-theficwriter's bagginshieldtober fic "Stealing Moments, Moments Away" whilst drawing this particular snippet. iykyk haha please please please read it!!!

the line is from one of my favourite post-BotFA oneshot by @storiesforsomeone, "Forever is composed of nows", which also heavily inspired this imagery. i've always wanted to draw a specific scene from the fic and i'm happy i finally had a go at it. please please please read it!!!

and lastly, close ups (and more ramblings lmao) under the cut ☆

the people of Erebor don't really quite know how to take their former King and Consort walking around like a normal old bickering couple but they're happy for them. ♡

i've wanted to draw clingy Thorin for a while haha! he likes to wear Bilbo's quilted robe (particularly when Bilbo is away for Consort duties). even when it doesn't really fit him well. he wears it so often that Bilbo finally had a similar quilted robe made for him which is what he's wearing there. he still likes to hug Bilbo's own robe close especially when he's not around haha

they try and visit the Shire and Bag End often. at some point Bilbo grows a bit self-conscious of his grey hair and Thorin happily takes the role of a loving husband who reminds him he was, is and will always be ever wonderful. ♡

That's an oak tree over there.

#bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield

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Bagginshield-tober: Garden + Throne + Retire + Consort + Flowers.

(I am very sorry for cheating and fusing promts 😬)

#bagginshield #omfg this #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins

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Can we talk about the fact that Thorin's official song is "I Need a H(obbit)ero"?

#he's all but twirling his hair #we need to call more attention to how he loves that he gets the chance to be the damsel in distress all the time once Bilbo shows up #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #bilbo baggins

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dale cooper: i know who killed laura palmer

harry truman: because you found a clue?

coop: no i saw it in a dream :)

harry:

#twin peaks

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yes cowboy your masculinity is perfectly balanced between instinctive and performative now can you please bruce springs-clean your room

#omfg #personal

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thorin with glasses

#I love this!! #thorin oakenshield #the hobbit

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#ides of march #julius ceaser

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You wake me up, you say it’s time to ride

In the dead of night

Strange canyon road, strange look in your eyes

You shut them as we fly, as we fly

#oh my god I love this #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #izzy hands #orville peck

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"I was barely a dyke then, let alone butch, but it was the lure of female masculinity that drew me out and into the queer world. When I was coming out, butch was no longer new. There was both popular knowledge and an underground cultural understanding of what it meant to be butch -- and there were books written from both perspectives. I may not have known it intimately, as a late-blooming queer who grew up in an extremely straight southern-US town, but I knew enough to feel self-conscious about claiming butchness.

You see, I was never a tomboy. There, I said it. I was never a goddamn tomboy; I never resisted the dresses my mom wanted me to wear, never hid in my dad's closet trying on his clothes. I did gender conformity without any real fight, and when I came out to my mom, she used it against me-- "But you were always so feminine!"

Maybe I didn't have the fight in me, maybe I wanted to fit in more than I wanted to know myself, but until I was well past twenty, I wore my hair long, with earrings dangling, and makeup on my face. I wore spaghetti-strap tank tops and flowing skirts. I flaunted my cleavage.

The butch narrative I had absorbed, the one I began to furtively read about as I came out, wasn't mine. I wasn't a rough-and-tumblr butch kid, all scabby knees and hardness, fighting against mom over Sunday dresses. I wasn't good at sports, didn't have trouble being friends with girls, didn't feel more "boy" than "girl." So when I slowly started easing towards the masculine side of the spectrum, I was self-conscious as hell. I felt like an imposter. I felt like a phony. I had similar feelings when I came out as a lesbian, but my fantasies about women quickly assuaged my fears of being a queer fraud.

With my gender presentation, I couldn't get over the feeling that I was trying too hard. Even as I slowly shed the layers of femininity in my presentation, the self-consciousness still affected what labels I used. I knew what butch was, and I still felt it couldn't be me. I had dated me. I wore a pink dress to prom. I was short and chubby and more giggly than tough.

It was a fierce femme who bossy-bottomed me into the role of butch top. It was easy to be the butch to C's femme, and she delighted in my enjoyment of her high hells, pretty dresses, and makeup. In those moments, when my insecurity was stronger than my sense of self, the contrast between my budding masculinity and her strong, well-articulated femininity were just what I needed to feel whole, strong, even butch. C didn't change me, exactly, but our gender-play heavy sex gave me room to figure out what my gender could look like in those private spaces we shared."

“Persistence: All Ways Butch and Femme: Coming Back Around to Butch” by Miriam Zoila Perez, On Butch and Femme: Compiled Readings, (edited by I.M. Epstein) (2017)

#lesbian lit

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Edge of Darkness by Ben J

This artist on Instagram

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aunt tiffany's dolls | the righteous gemstones - season three, episode seven "burn for burn, wound for wound, stripe for stripe"

#I love aunt Tiffany #I wish we saw the exchange when Keefe showed up and Eli handed over the doll #the righteous gemstones