Really how that’d go.
Do A Flip! >:)
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Real.
Rhysand: Go over there and flirt with them. Just say some cheesy pick up line
Y/N: Okay
Y/N walking up to Azriel: I like my partners how I like my intrusive thoughts
Azriel: ?
Y/N: Fucking me over in the middle of the night
Rhysand: Oh Mother above
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Ong this man is fine.
SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
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Brat.
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Nina: I told you, bro. To make Wylan fall in love, you have to make him laugh.
Jesper, drunk: I did! I made him laugh multiple times. But...
Inej: -But what?
Jesper, sobbing: But every time he laughs I'm the one who falls in love.
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Jesper: This is my sweet boy Wylan Van Sunshine, my love, the best guy around (´♡‿♡`)
Wylan in the background with the result of his latest explosion:
Jesper: Perfect, isn't he? ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ
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*playing twister*
kaz: right hand red.
wylan: *ends up on top of jesper*
jesper: …you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?
kaz: i stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. honestly, i’m surprised you didn’t notice
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That one scene in Pekka’s house be like
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But this would happen though~
Rhysand: Why are your tongues purple?
Elain, blushing: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Az had a red one.
Rhysand:....
Azriel:....
Elain, turning redder:....
Rhysand, eyes narrowing:....
Feyre: You drank each other's slushies?
Azriel: Yes. That's exactly what we did.
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Yesh.
collecting these like funky little bugs..................
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Factssssss
Mental illness can be cured by thinking about The Character but be careful because mental illness can also be caused by thinking about The Character
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Shit’s crazy.
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I am here for this.
Your monster romances are truly unhinged in all of the best ways 👹🤭
These truly are the vibes though
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This... this is so cute.
The start of a life-long friendship
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I live for this shit. XD
You work as tech support for ancient supernatural beings who are trying to adapt to the modern world. It’s a frustrating - and at times dangerous - job, but at least your clients pay well.
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You may call me a simp.
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You would be correct.
HE SAID THE LINE!!!!
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