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The Narrator x Teen!Reader struggling with everything(Platonic)

Headcanons(He’s your father)

-The Narrator understands. He knows high school is hard, once you graduate life is ahead of you.

-If you’re struggling with grades he defiantly tries to get tutors for you. (He has no faith in his teaching abilities and knows he old. Oh how times have changed.)

-The Narrator tries to help with your homework from time to time, but it always ends with him ranting on how stupid the education system is and how math has changed.

-Calls teenagers youngins(random but probably true.)

-If you’re struggling with teachers being rude he definitely gets pissed and tries to speak with them. He does however, try to be more understanding with teachers since they’re underpaid, dealing with crappy teenagers, and getting stuff stolen from them 24/7.

-The Narrator understands being a teenager is a difficult time. It’s a time for struggling, questioning yourself, and hating your parents. He tries to get close to you and speak with you about things if somethings frustrating you. While also making sure to give you space.

-Doesn’t really get on to you about your room unless they’re is like old food or old drinks. He hates bugs. He understands your room is your space and doesn’t care. As long as you don’t get bugs or ants in the house.

(If you do he will be pissed.)

-The Narrator tried to use ‘Gen Z language’ once and it was probably one of the worst things you ever experienced.

-Off topic and just about The Narrator, but he only ever really wanted one kid. If he didn’t end up having kids he wouldn’t be too upset, but he does love you and is happy he had you.

-The Narrator would tend to be protective of you no matter what and would never let you go to parties. He thinks parties are stupid and just a great place for drugs and alcohol.

-If you ever snuck out he would be pissed and probably ground you for months.

-Expect lectures from time to time as well.

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Hey, don’t know how to start these posts but I’m gonna write for The Stanley Parable now yayyy.

Characters

The Narrator,

Stanley,

The Bucket(Jesus),

Mariella,

Curator

#the stanley parable #the narrator #stanley #Mariella #the stanley parable curator #the stanley parable narrator #the stanley parable Stanley #the Stanley parable Mariella #fanfic #Fanfiction

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letting my embarrassing biases come through rn

could you do something domestic for cole? like cooking or cleaning or grocery shopping plz..... i'm beggin🥺

Yes of course, Cole will give you kith kith mwa.

Cole x GN!Reader domestic headcanons(Blush Blush)

-Cole is probably a decent cook. Like not the best, but not like he’ll burn the kitchen down trying to make spaghetti. He can make a few good dishes and enjoys cooking for you from time to time.

-I headcanon whenever Cole is grocery shopping he throughly investigates the company who sells the product. He’s a detective and probably a little nosy, so he just wants to see what’s up with company and see if there’s any valuable information.

-Cole doesn’t get to cook that much, since he is a detective and being a detective can be a demanding job, he might need you to cook most nights. He really appreciates it though and gives you lots of kisses.

-Whenever you cook for Cole, he pays by giving you tons of kisses.

-Cole probably has a cleaning day each week. Like on Sunday you guys clean together. It’s pretty sweet being able to talk with Cole about whatever. (Cole asks what boys you’ve been talking to with no bad intentions whatsoever.)

-Cole is also really good at getting stains out of carpets, floors, just about anything. (I wonder why.) He’s also pretty quick with doing the dishes.

-Cole HATES going to the grocery store, especially if it’s crowded. I doubt Cole likes being around a lot of people. He probably hates all the noise in grocery stores as well. He tries to get through it as quick as possible or asks you to go for him, or with him.

-Cole’s love language is Acts of Service and Physical touch. He likes when you do stuff for him and he loves to cuddle with you. So let’s say you do something as simple as get him coffee or help him when he’s cleaning. He really appreciates it and it makes him feel warm and fuzzy.

#romantic #blush blush #x gn reader #fanfic #headcanon #yandere #domestic headcanons #blush blush cole #cole x reader

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Anyone have any ideas on who to write for? You can send requests if it’s from the Blush Blush fandom. [Can be nsfw]

Also I am on a trip so it may take a while to write! Sorry for the inconvenience!

#blush blush #blush blush fandom

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Domestic headcanons with Cashew(Blush Blush)

Cashew x GN!Reader romantic

-As I stated in other posts, Cashew always splits household chores. It’s what he does. Of course, if you’re extremely tired he does your share of household work and if he’s extremely tired you do his share of household chores.

-Nightly cuddles are a thing he lives for! Whether he’s the big spoon or you are, he just loves to be in your embrace after a long day.

-Cashew isn’t a good cook… he can make basic things like instant noodles, but anything more and the kitchen is on fire. He probably prefers you to cook, but if you both suck it’s definitely something you bond over. At least you burned the kitchen down together. What wonderful bonding time.

-Cashew isn’t entirely a blanket hogger. He’s more likely to just sleep either on you, or with you on him. The blanket is equally shared. If you’re a blanket hogger he’ll usually just get another blanket.

-Cashew also doesn’t snore that loudly, he probably does snore just a little. But not to where it’ll keep you up or wake you in the middle of night. Speaking of waking you up, he’s definitely woken you up if he threw up in the middle of night. He needs comfort if he threw up :(

-Cashew definitely has tons of bookshelves in the home. He’d always want more, but he’ll settle with as many as you’d allow.

I had no idea what I was writing and just wanted post something again. Sorry it sucks.

#blush blush #blush blush cashew #cashew x reader #romantic #x gn reader #fanfic #headcanon #romantic headcanons

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Grillby(Undertale) x GN!Reader headcanons

Romantic/ or platonic

-Note, sorry this kinda sucked, I just wanted to get something out

-Grillby obviously loves to cook for you, while it may seem simple at times. There’s nothing better than stepping into his warm bar and getting a food or drink on the house.

-Grillby allows you to come into he bar after hours if you need anything. Of course, he prefers to be there with you if you come into his bar. But depending on how much he trusts you he may or may not mind.

-Grillby is a listener. (Not shocking at all I know.) He loves listening to your voice, whether your rambling about your day or just venting to get some weight off your heart, he listens. Your voice could be one of the most annoying things in the world, yet he’d love it because it’s yours.

-Grillby of course, allows you to call him Grillbz, while he doesn’t mind nicknames or pet names. Grillbz is sorta locked in his heart for some reason. You could’ve sworn you saw him get just a little redder once you call him Grillbz for the first time.

-He loves when you cling to him for warmth if you’re walking around Snowdin. He’s not a dunce, he knows he’s warm and he doesn’t want you to be uncomfortable if you’re cold. He gladly warms himself up if you need it. He occasionally tries to get you to hold his hand by saying he’ll warm you up.

-It takes a long while for Grillbz to get close to you. While you can become friends with him easily, he often stays in his own lane. He’s not a loner per se. But he’s definitely not social. You probably tried to jam a key into his heart a few times, and missed, but when you unlocked it. He genuinely cherished you.

#romantic #comfort #undertale #grillby #x gn reader #grillby x reader #headcanon

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Things Cashew loves to…

Cashew loves to read to you:

It’s obvious Cashew loves to read you books. While he loves to read by himself, he also enjoys sharing his world of words with you. He understands that sometimes people with dyslexia can have trouble reading and just people in general can have trouble reading. This causes him to read slowly incase you missed something and need him to say it again. Even if you ask 30 times what did he say… he still rereads it because he loves reading… and he loves you. So if rereading something 20 times makes you happy, he’ll do it.

Cashew loves to help you with household chores:

Cashew loves helping with household chores. While he would help out around the house even if he hated it because that’s what a loving partner would do. He loves it because he’s making life easy for you, even if just a little bit easier. He sees helping with simple things like that as an act of love. So while doing the dishes or folding laundry may suck… at least he’s making life for you easier. If it makes you happy he’ll do it.

Cashew loves to comfort you:

Cashew loves to comfort you. It makes his heart warm when he sees your smile after the tears on your cheeks have dried. He wants you to be happy, and to be okay. He knows life is uncontrollable. He understands life won’t be perfect. Yet, he wants to offer you his support and love when he can. And he wants you to know that even when times are rough. He’s right by your side, and ready to make you happy.

Cashew’s heart is full of you. When flowers bloom he remembers when his love first blossomed for you. When he reads good books he imagines reading them to you. When he sees a good movie he imagines watching it with you. When he sees a sunset, he thinks of you, his darling person, the one he cherishes. Even if the sun has a set, a new shall arise tomorrow. Because his love for you is infinite, unlike a sunset.

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Blush Blush Cashew x GN!Reader

Comfort

Romantic

The soft sheets on your bed were pretty much the only thing you thought would save you. It was warm, but not the comforting warm. A warm you’ve never felt, like everything was burning away and the ashes of what was left slipped through your fingers. It was hard to explain this feeling, or why it was even here. What would you say? That you were upset for nothing. It mattered to no one else probably… but it mattered to you.

There was a soft knock at your front door. An almost instant reminder was in your head. You invited Cashew over… you were happy to see him! But you also didn’t want him to see the state you were in. It felt stupid being sad.

‘But why? Why do I feel this way? Maybe it’s not real, and I’m desperate for attention.’ That thought ran through your head. And it made you feel awful.

“If it’s Cashew come in!” You yelled from inside your room, walking out into the living room to greet him. You left the door unlocked last night… maybe you shouldn’t do that next time. At least nothing bad happened. The bookworm you cared for dearly walked in. His soft footsteps oddly quiet for the creaky wood flooring. Your tired eyes turned to him and you could see he was holding some books, and a goofy, but genuine smile on his face, something you needed. Even if it was small. It meant a lot, because you could tell he was happy to see you.

“Hey, sweetheart! I missed you so much!!” Cashew exclaimed, letting out a soft chuckle as he kissed your cheek and gave you a soft hug. He was warm, this time… the warm was nice. That, was a comforting type of warm. The sun from the window shined on his face, and the loose strands of hair in his face looked golden from the sunshine. Even if it was winter, you would be truly warm with him.

“Aww… how’s my favorite nut?” You asked, blatantly ignoring his peanut allergy… that didn’t matter though… maybe his dad shouldn’t of lost that bet. You swore you could’ve heard Cashew chuckle at that, but he’d never confess to that… “I’m fine… more importantly, how are you? You seem tired… Like emotionally tired. I’d never force you to talk, but… if you need someone, I’m here.”

Cashew’s words were too sweet, maybe they didn’t seem that important, but to you, in that moment. They were needed. Your heart was in a million pieces that would never be found, that was the feeling you had.

And you didn’t even have a good reason as to why. So that was what you told him. There was no reason to your sadness, to your exhaustion. Maybe it was just life beating you randomly. You expected to be ignored, it was… stupid after all…

Yet, Cashew gave a warm smile. A loving smile.

“You don’t… need a reason to be sad. Sometimes, we just are. There’s no explanation… but that’s okay. If you’re feeling it… it’s there… so it’s important to me.” As you heard Cashew’s words, you could of swore you felt tears in your eyes. Could’ve swore it…

It felt odd to have your feelings validated for once… but it felt nice.

“I love you… and… life is our adventure… and in adventures. There’s side quests, dragons to beat, and curses to break… And while that might sound bad, there’s nothing more that I would want, than helping you beat your side quests… and breaking your curse…” Cashew muttered, kissing your forehead and his hand giving yours a gentle squeeze.

Your heart swelled, your body felt soft for once. Life felt soft, and alright. You hated crying, yet the tears flowed. Your cheeks wet with tears. But a soft smile on your face. You knew all your problems weren’t solved… and maybe, that’s okay. They don’t need to be solved immediately.

But someone cares, Cashew cares, and others care. Even if your heart tried to convince you it isn’t true.

“Hey, I may not be the best prince in shining armor… but I’m a prince who loves you… and would give you the world if he could…” Cashew spoke, trying not to break any boundaries, but wanting you to know that even if others are gone. You’re in his heart.

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