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i got a new computer recently and the problem i have is that the trackpad is so much wider than my last computer that when i have my hand comfortably on where i would left click its a right click and its driving me insane

#bvrhwoceiqwlnkkoiebqqwfbrjvcklvrebwiner #its so annoying

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my quality of living has greatly increased after ive realized that if i dont want to see something on my dash i can just block the tag

if i dont like someone's blog i can block them

dont make yourself suffer for no reason, take some tylenol

#amazing realization actually

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its so jarring seeing this bc this is a fairly new ish blog as my last one was dragged out back and shot

like only 14k?? thats crazy

#unfortunately one of my close friends at the time found my blog and i decided it was better to go into witness protection #years down the drain but eh #needed a fresh start anyways #sorry to my mutuals who i had to leave behind :(

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sometimes your entire leg falls asleep and you just kind of sit there for a while not wanting to move bc you know its going to be so fucking painful to get up and i do have chronic joint issues thank you for asking

#mmm yes pain

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i could have turned my light off

i *just* realized that

what the fuck is wrong with me

if you feel depressed and sad, go find some glow stars and make a star chart on your ceiling

did i just waste 4 hours of my life?

yes

is my apartment infinitely cooler now?

absolutely

is capricorn inaccurate because there was a light in my face the whole time?

yes and it makes me want to slam my head against a wall but that’s ok

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nooooooooooooo ofc not tumblr what are you talking about

(definetly didnt boop myself like- 800 times)

#boop

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cancelling my subscription to netflix because they fucking removed star trek

what the hell

#genuinely upset #star trek

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honestly yeah

#shitpost

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me: i'm not gonna read that 300 page book i've been putting off me: ooh, a 300k fanfic!

#it is not okay calling me out like this

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never seen something more relatable, unfortunately

I failed at nanowrimo so spectacularly. Like I didn't think I'd win, or even get close to winning, but I didn't think I'd do this bad.

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my absolute favorite fanfiction thing is when people say "what."

like not as a question or anything but just exactly like that. its so funny and i know exactly what is happening

#fanfiction things #ao3 my beloved #shoutout to all authors who do this

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It’s that time of year! Nano participants, let me talk to ya!

What are y’all working on? Are you going for 50k, or just working on a project? Meeting a goal? Please, tell me, I’m all ears!!!

#been doing nano for like 3 ish year i think? #never made it to 50k #and not about to now #setting my goal for 20k so when i end up writing like 35k i feel super accomplished #nanowrimo #writing

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the scariest thing about today is that all around the world, the screams and panicked last minute frantic scrambling of writers can be heard

#me fr fr #nanowrimo

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realized this post lost affect after michael sheen stopped trending and now i just look dumb

im kind of a dumbass and when i saw #michaelsheen did the bisexual coloring i was like oh fun queer representation , gotta love good omens, love how tumblr does the ranbow coloring for lbgtq shit

and then i had the thought wait a second isnt he straight

and then i realized michael sheen is trending and im just a gay dumbass

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im kind of a dumbass and when i saw #michaelsheen did the bisexual coloring i was like oh fun queer representation , gotta love good omens, love how tumblr does the ranbow coloring for lbgtq shit

and then i had the thought wait a second isnt he straight

and then i realized michael sheen is trending and im just a gay dumbass

#michael sheen #bisexual #you see what i mean #its not just me right

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i just finished writing a 7 ish page long, 5k ish word short story for an english literature class and i feel the need to share it on tumblr

but with ai tech and all that, plagiarism is looked into a fuck ton at my uni so i feel like if i did post it it would be flagged by the plagarism thing and then i would have to awkwardly explain... 'yeah thats my tumblr account' and then i would have to delete my account again

my old account (with over 2000 posts on it) was discovered by one of my friends and i literally deleted it within 5 minutes

im in fucking witness protection istg

#maybe ill post it later #once i submit it to my prof #writeblr

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do you ever make microwave popcorn so you can watch a show and eat popcorn

but then once the popcorn comes out of the microwave you just shovel the entire bag directly into your mouth like a small victorian child who is going to be executed and this is the last meal you'll ever have

#no? #just me? #damn