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acryingspider · 3 months
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Brucie Wayne being interviewed about his children in the future.
Interviewer: How many are there?!
Bruce: 36! ive counted them myself!
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acryingspider · 3 months
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I just want Peter Parker and Tim Drake to be able to nerd out, and have fun and be excited with each other.
I want Peter Parker and Dick Grayson to do all kinds of gymnastics together and giving tips to each other.
I want Peter Parker and Jason Todd to talk about dying and coming back to life, and having someone understand you.
I want Peter Parker in Gotham helping the little guy.
I want Peter Parker in Gotham.
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acryingspider · 7 months
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Peter Parker: "If I had a nickel, for everytime a billionaire playboy, who is also a superhero specialising in tech, wanted to adopt me, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne: *Discussing custody in the background*
Alfred staring into the camera The Office Style: "When is it gonna end?"
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acryingspider · 7 months
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Spider-man: *Fighting crime in Gotham*
Batman who just pulled up: i need to call my adoption lawyer.
Alfred on the other side of town: I feel a disturbance.
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