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Really weird AU idea I had

Ok, so this is gonna be crazy, but I had an idea for like a good guy Arobynn AU, it's kinda random but I just wanted to share my thoughts of how the plot might end up different.

Arobynn is obviously a good father figure to Aelin/Celaena

Probably would be called Aelin by Arobynn, just using Celaena as a cover name

Lysandra and Aelin would be closer, maybe girlfriends

I guess Sam wouldn't die

Anyway I'll probably just go over how I think the Assassins Blade books will go bc I'm way too tired to go into all the books

Aelin would still be pissed about the slave thing

She'd free them in a similar fashion to the original novella

Arobynn would be mad, not abusive though

He would be upset because she could've gotten hurt

Sends her to go train with the mute masters still

Aelin and Arobynn could be working together to rebuild Terrasen

So they need support from people like the mute master

Honestly, I don't think anything would change about the Healer one, or the Desert one all that much

For the final ones though, a lot would obviously change

Sam wouldn't be killed, and Aelin wouldn't move out

They would somehow hear about the tournament thing

They need to get someone in prison to be chosen

Arobynn wouldn't want to put Aelin to be in danger, but she's the best choice Not the most well-thought-out AU, but something I've been thinking about. If anyone's interested I can go more in-depth about the novellas, or talk about the other books. I haven't read any of them in a while.

#celaena sardothien #aelin galythinius #aelin ashryver galathynius #arobynn hamel #lysaelin #lysandra x aelin #aelin x lysandra #throne of glass #throne of glass au #the assassin's blade

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Manon: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Elide: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Manon: I said within reason, Elide. How about I murder that guy? Elide: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Manon: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

#malide #elide x manon #manon x elide #elide lochan #manon blackbeak #tog incorrect quotes #throne of glass #im too lazy to list the books

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Manon, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Elide, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

#malide #elide x manon #manon x elide #elide lochan #manon blackbeak #tog incorrect quotes #throne of glass #im too lazy to list the books

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Elide: Holding up a pack of pencils These are kinda cute. Manon: Elide, that’s gay. Elide: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

#malide #elide x manon #manon x elide #elide lochan #manon blackbeak #tog incorrect quotes #throne of glass #im too lazy to list the books

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You do not understand how much I absolutely need this. Like I would actually kill for this omg. The witches were such a cool concept and it's sad how they weren't expanded much on in ToG.

Truly the curse I bear is making up some sick lore and creatures for the ironteeth but knowing none of it will ever be cannon because SJM is boring and a coward

I'm this close to just writing this shit down in a sort of fanfiction book thing because MAN

I've got traditions, rituals, biology, magic, courting, festivals, and living conditions, I made up a race of meat-eating horses that only choose to bond with witches

I have witch brainworms and no actual content to base it off of

#throne of glass #tog #ironteeth

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Manon: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it. Elide: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

#malide #elide x manon #manon x elide #elide lochan #manon blackbeak #tog incorrect quotes #throne of glass #im too lazy to list the books

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Me reading a Sarah. J. Maas book: Can y'all stop fucking for a bit and move on with the plot???

#throne of glass #a court of thorns and roses #acotar #acotar series #like seriously wtf #im too lazy to list the rest of the books

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ACOTAR (but with added sillies)

What is up my guys, gals, and nonbinary pals, and Steve. I just read ACOTAR and ACOMAF, and here are my thoughts:

I like the guys she wants me to like, and dislike the ones that I'm not supposed to like I guess

Alis is such a girlboss

Mor and Amren can 100% step on me

Rhys is super cool, but I honest to god believe Feyre and Tamlin were gonna be endgame, but SjM realized she preferred Rhys

I like the night court squad

Too much sex :(

Did I meantion Mor and Amren could step on me?

My fucking gaydar was just like, going crazy when I read about Mor (I was right)

Azriel is kinda funny, a silly lil guy

Mor and Amren oh my god

I found that they completely changed Tamlin to serve as an antagonistic force

Kinda weird

Good book series that I will continue to read during math class

#acotar #a court of thorns and roses #acotar series #a court of mist and fury #morrigan #mor #amren #i actually listed this books this time

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Manon: Stop doing that. Elide: Stop doing what? Manon: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

#malide #elide x manon #manon x elide #elide lochan #manon blackbeak #tog incorrect quotes #throne of glass #im too lazy to list the books

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Elide: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you. Manon: That's great, Elide. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

#malide #elide x manon #manon x elide #elide lochan #manon blackbeak #tog incorrect quotes #throne of glass #im too lazy to list the books

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Elide: Did it hurt when you fell- Manon: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Elide: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Manon: … Elide: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

#malide #elide x manon #manon x elide #elide lochan #manon blackbeak #tog incorrect quotes #throne of glass #im too lazy to list the books

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Elide: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Manon: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

#malide #elide x manon #manon x elide #elide lochan #manon blackbeak #tog incorrect quotes #throne of glass #im too lazy to list the books #god I haven't done this in a while

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Malide not being canon definitely was a sin, but hey, it made me look into lesbian books, so...

#malide #elide x manon #manon x elide #elide lochan #manon blackbeak #throne of glass #im too lazy to list the books #wlw #lesbian

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Elide: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your girlfriend?

Manon: Dude- Its satire!

Elide: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

#malide #elide x manon #manon x elide #elide lochan #manon blackbeak #throne of glass #im too lazy to list the books #tog incorrect quotes

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Elide: banging a pen on the table out of frustration Manon: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Elide: I— Elide: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

#malide #elide x manon #manon x elide #elide lochan #manon blackbeak #tog incorrect quotes #im too lazy to list the books #throne of glass

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Manon, trying to flirt with Elide: I think both of our families suck.

#malide #elide x manon #manon x elide #elide lochan #manon blackbeak #tog incorrect quotes #throne of glass #im too lazy to list the books

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Tower of Dawn is Silly

Reading Tower of Dawn, and like, I'm 100% convinced that Chaol x Nesryn ended up canon, and ToD is just some fanfic rewrite of the book. Maybe it's just because I knew Chaol and Yrene would end up together prior to reading, so the clues are more apparent to me, but I can't be the only one who found it painfully obvious that Chaol would end up with Yrene, right?

#yrene is such a girlboss though #throne of glass #tower of dawn #chaol x yrene #yrene x chaol #yrene towers #chaol westfall