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Ok ok ok continuing!!!!!

Let's talk about God again.

God, in her little pocket dimension, got a little pissy that things didn't go her way. She thought about sending down an angel or two to do it instead, but then, she had a better idea. A more creative idea.

God appeared to Judas in a dream. She told him he had to kill Fern and Tarrish to ensure his place in heaven. Judas was conflicted, so God handed him a blade capable of killing angels and demons and told him he had three days to decide. Judas woke up with the blade on his bedside table.

He hesitated.

Conflict played through his mind.

Maybe it was a test of devotion.

Maybe it wasn't really god talking to him.

Or maybe it was.

Was it all part of the plan?

Judas didn't know.

He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know, He didn't know.

On the second day, he decided to get rid of the blade. He couldn't do it.

Maybe he wouldn't go to heaven for that. Maybe God would smite him, or something. But he couldn't.

Let's talk about possession.

Judas doesn't remember what happened for a week after that. Tarrish and Fern have recounted their experiences, but Judas isn't sure of the timeline. So here's an approximation of what happened after he threw the blade away.

On the third day, Judas began acting strange. Robotic, in a way. He stopped going to church and was a bit distant to Fern and Tarrish. He wouldn't come to bed at night, instead searching through his trashcan for something.

The first 3 days were like a weird factory reset, or something. He was stiff and weird and on the fourth day, he seemed to get used to his surroundings again. He was nicer, more loving, but still weird.

On the fifth day, Judas was chopping carrots for something. Tarrish walked up behind him and wrapped his arms around him, leaning on his shoulder with a smile. Judas turned a bit and tried to stab him with the knife he was using. Fern was suddenly there as well and caught his wrist, wrestling it away from him. It grazed against his arm and cut him, making grace fall from the wound.

That wasn't a normal knife, Fern realized.

And that wasn't Judas.

When Fern said it aloud, though, the world spun and went black for the both of them. They were met face to face with God herself.

Let's talk about unfair deals.

God was pissed off she couldn't make Judas kill them for her, so she decided she needed to talk to them. She summoned all three of them again- except Judas was a bit... not present...- and told them that she was going to kill one of them for her entertainment. They could decide who died, but someone. Someone was going to die. They had 10 minutes to talk and decide.

Fern and Tarrish spent the first 5 minutes silently, not sure what to even talk about. Then, when they finally did talk, they got into an argument about which of them should be killed, because they didn't want to kill Judas. Their talk ended up lasting for 15 minutes. God finally got tired and told them that she was choosing.

She grabbed Judas, pulled him close, and snapped his neck.

Fern and Tarrish woke up on the floor of Judas' empty house. There was a silence for a bit. Tarrish started crying first. He got up and banged his head on a wall. When that didn't get rid of all his feelings, he turned to a shelf nearby and shoved it to the ground, smashing photos and sending books to the floor. Tears silently began down Fern's face as well. Tarrish started going room from room, breaking things, tearing up the cushions, punching holes in the walls. Fern didn't move from his spot, frozen in place and watching the chaos unfold.

Judas got home about 20 minutes into the chaos and dropped his grocery bags.

Let's talk about God's idea of entertainment.

They all reappeared in the eternal blackness, face to face with god laughing her ass off. She was curled up and nearly in tears fron laughing.

"You should've seen your faces! Oh, fuck, I can't! You really think I would do that? Oh, shit, hold on, I need a minute-" God put a hand against the darkness and leaned against it like a wall, still giggling and out of breath. "Ok, ok, ok. I'm sorry. That was the most entertainment I've had in years. Ha... No, I think you guys are sweet. Do whatever you want, I don't care. Thanks for that."

"Wha- it wasn't real?!" Tarrish was frustrated.

"What wasn't real?" Judas asks, looking around confusedly.

"She killed you! She broke your neck and you were dead!"

"What?! I just went to buy groceries! I told both of you I'd be back!"

"No you didn't! We were here!"

"What?"

"Ok, ok, calm down," God interjected finally, "You're both right. Yeah, I did kill him. Or, I guess, what looked like him. Weird, right? But guess what? I'm fucking God. What did you expect? Anyway, sorry for fucking you guys up. Next time don't fuck with the plan. Anyway, I'll send you guys back, now. Have fun cleaning that mess Tarrish made."

Just like that, they woke up again. Huh.

It took about 6 hours and 750 dollars, but they cleaned up. They had a discussion and moved on. Whatever, what a weird day.

Let's talk about endings.

I'm bad at them. So you get a fairytale ending. They lived happily ever after. The end.

What, hoping for a secret?

Fine.

To be continued. Again.

No one is gonna see this BUT

I wanna talk about my OCs. Just OCs, not fandom specific. My own world, my own characters, ye. And what better place to do it than Tumblr!!

Ok so. This is absolutely going to have inaccurate assumptions about Christianity (bc I haven't been Christian since I was like 12-) and also my own idea of Angels and Demons and God. Especially God.

So this is like. A really fast entire telling of my OCs Judas Rosé, Terrisian (Tarrish) and Fermisiel (Fern). Let's go!

So, let's talk about Judas.

Judas is the only human. He has undiagnosed Autism and his special interest is the bible. He grew up in a really really small town in Kansas called Amadan (not a real place-) which is a Christian-centric town. He doesn't know it, but when God first started humanity, she decided that humans were interesting and wanted to talk to people without their eyes burning out of their faces and their heads exploding, so she made a few humans with the ability to hear/talk to her without death. She planned out every human since the first one and called them high priests (so creative, I know). Unfortunately, a few thousand years later, she decided she wanted to be left alone for a while, so she took her top angels and disappeared into her own little pocket dimension where she could watch from afar and stopped talking to humans. And she forgot to undo the fact that every high priest gets assigned a guardian angel at 20-30. More on that later.

Judas studied to become a priest and applied to Amadan Baptist Church. He, of course, got the job. He had been volunteering there since he was 14 and attending since he was born, basically. Unfortunately, because he was 25 and every other priest or reverend was mid 60s to 80s, they didn't really take him seriously. They gave him the title of priest, but he was basically a glorified altar boy. He didn't mind, though. When he was about 32, he was being treated the same way. One day, while he was doing his usual job, someone he didn't recognize asked to speak with him privately. Judas walked with them to his a back hall and they revealed themself as an Angel. Fermisiel, a guardian angel.

Let's talk about Fermisiel.

(This is a bad photo but it works)

Fern has always been a little awkward. He was supposed to be a guardian angel, but he wasn't a very good one. His first assignment, he only lasted a week. Why? Well, because he killed the one he was supposed to protect. Woopsies. When he got back to heaven afterwards, the Powers (higher ranked angels who took control after God disappeared) lined up a very harsh punishment. To take out his eyes on his vessel. Not super bad, he could still see. But now he has zero depth perception and grace (basically his lifeforce. Yes I stole that from supernatural) just constantly fell down his face like he was crying. He wasn't given another assignment after that until Judas, who wasn't that important anymore but still required a guardian angel. Judas freaked the fuck out and was in heavy denial for a moment. He was fine after the first few days. But on the first day of Fern being just... in his house, he decided he hated that Fern was trying to watch him sleep, so he told him to wait on the couch or go on a walk or something. And Fern decided to go on a walk. It had been a while since he had seen the earth, after all. On his walk, though, he ran into a demon. An Incubus.

Let's talk about Terrisian.

(Ignore that I can't draw hands)

Terrisian is an incubus. He was sent to Amadan to sleep around, fill a quota, the works! When he ran into Fern, he didn't realize he was an angel at first because Fern was in a more human looking form. He tried to flirt and stuff, but Fern was like "um absolutely fucking not" and threatened his life and fully almost killed him.

Until he realized that Tarrish was just. Not scared. At all.

In fact, Tarrish was flirting with him even more. Fern, being confused, just kind of paused and questioned him. Tarrish had a conversation with him about it. They ended up talking until the morning. And Tarrish promised to find and talk to him again.

Fern made a friend.

Let's talk about sexuality.

Judas was heavily in denial that he was Bisexual. He didn't have anything against the LGBTQ, he was just. Not about that for himself.

Tarrish was pansexual. Emphasis on the sexual. He had a body count that included James Madison and George Bush. And he was very proud. Very.

Fern had never had romantic or sexual feelings. That wasn't part of his job, he didn't care.

When Tarrish met Fern, he wanted to have sex with him. He was very up front about it. That's what he wanted. After all, what demon had ever slept with an angel before? So he was willing to play the long game. Get the angel nice and comfy and slowly coax him into having sex. Easy enough! In the meantime, he had other people to fuck, too.

Why not start at the local church?

He found interest in Judas pretty quickly. So Tarrish approached him after church one day and managed to convince Judas to let him suck him off. Easy enough!

Unfortunately, Fern found out.

Fern was, of course, pissed the fuck off. So he berated Tarrish and told him to never do it again. Tarrish saw an opportunity and, in the midst of Fern's anger, talked him out of his clothes and they... did a lot more than talking.

Fern got back to Judas' house late that morning, avoiding eye contact.

And, of course, Tarrish did not stop visiting Judas at work. Or having midnight "discussions" with Fern.

And then, at some point, Fern asked Tarrish why he kept coming back to him. After the first time, he just assumed he would disappear and not care about Fern anymore.

Tarrish realized, in fact, that he felt a lot closer to Fern than others he had slept with. All those late night conversations, the sneaking around, the stupid jokes. Oh, god, they added up. Tarrish realized he kept coming back because he loved Fern. And when he said it, Fern said it back.

Tarrish stopped visiting Judas at work. Instead, he started showing up to his house. Like, out of nowhere. He'd just pop up, chatting or heavily making out with Fern. So Judas asked what the fuck that was about. They told him they loved eachother and bla bla bla. Judas didn't really mind, but he asked if they knew that love was more than just... sex. Because they were having a lot of sex.

Let's talk about romance.

Tarrish didn't, in fact, know that. Fern did, but he couldn't name any more detail than that. Judas decided to help them out. He didn't mind. He helped them introduce love language, healthy discussion, and much more into their relationship. Tarrish didn't get it much, but he liked the fun little activities. Fern thought it was nice to do something more personal than sex now.

Judas watched them grow and love each other more and more.

And he was slowly more and more aware of how single he himself was.

He watched Tarrish snuggle up to Fern and playfully insult him. He watched Fern kiss Tarrish's cheek and tell him to shut his mouth. He watched Fern bring Tarrish bird feathers as gifts. He watched Tarrish bring Fern cool pebbles.

I made that, he would think to himself. And he felt so good about it, that he was able to help their relationship progress. And he felt bad that he wasn't apart of it. He hated that he felt like it, but he did. And he felt awful. Awful, awful, awful.

Tarrish and Fern, meanwhile, had talked a bit a few months into the relationship. They talked about how nice Judas was to help them. They talked about how much they loved his advice and help.

They talked about how they loved him.

They realized that's what they were talking about.

Oh.

Interesting.

The next day, Fern asked Judas why he was so willing to help them with that. Judas said he didn't want to say. It was embarrassing, it was stupid, every excuse in the book. Fern pried it out of him. Judas said he didn't realize it at first, but he liked Fern. He made him feel safe and warm. Then when he saw Terrisian again, when he watched him become capable of connection more emotional than sex, he started liking him, too.

Let's talk about God.

God doesn't have a plan. She has entertainment. She doesn't intervene unless she wants to make it more interesting. At this point, Fern was supposed to get upset. Act like he was alright, but go and accidentally exaggerate to Tarrish that Judas was trying to break them up because he liked both of them. Tarrish was supposed to get upset at this and kill Judas for it. Fern, then, was supposed to do his job and kill Tarrish for killing Judas.

This didn't happen.

That's when God took notice and started paying closer attention.

Fern, instead, went to Tarrish and told him how it was. He said Judas was feeling bad because he liked the both of them. Tarrish thought about it and they decided together to bring Judas into the relationship. To make a polycule together. They loved eachother, all three of them. Why not just welcome Judas in, too? They did love him, after all.

Let's talk about miscommunication.

Tarrish and Fern decided to form a polycule between the three of them. Judas noticed Fern and Tarrish suddenly talking to him a lot more. Fern started leaving feathers on his bedside table. Tarrish started to offer to sleep with him again.

Fern and Tarrish didn't tell Judas they were both dating him now.

Judas was very confused at the sudden affection.

Judas let it go on for about a week, very confused but not questioning it. He assumed it was a very abstract thank you. Whatever, he could tell them to stop later.

It wasn't until Judas woke up between Fern and Tarrish snuggling him that he questioned it. He asked them later that day, very confused. They were just as confused. They asked him why they couldn't show him affection? They showed each other affection. That's how you treat someone you love.

Judas was very confused.

"Let's talk about this." Judas offered, leading them both to his living room. They all sat together, just a moment of silence.

"Why are you both being so... different? You're acting as if you're both suddenly dating me, too."

"Well, we are dating." Tarrish piped up, grinning at him. Fern nodded in agreement.

"What? Since when?" Judas asked, straightening up a bit.

"Last monday. About 11:48 pm." Fern responded calmly, tilting his head. "Why are you confused?"

"Wha- you didn't tell me! Also, who says I would agree to be in a relationship with both of you?!" Judas asks, looking between them. Tarrish's tail flicked impatiently.

"Why wouldn't you? You love both of us, don't you? That's what you told Fern." Tarrish points out. Judas turns red and averts his eyss.

"Well, I didn't know he would tell you." Judas murmurs, squirming uncomfortably in his seat.

"Judas, I'm sorry we didn't tell you. We forgot to. If you really aren't comfortable with it, we completely understand." Fern states, leaning forward slightly. Judas shakes his head.

"I don't know how that would work. What, we change who's in the relationship every week? Besides, I don't know how my church would react to that..."

"What? That makes no sense. Haven't you heard of polyamory? We don't need to switch out. And you don't have to tell people," Tarrish grins, crossing his legs, "if Fern told heaven? He would be cast out forever or be killed. If I told hell? I'd get my ass kicked for having emotional attachments. We can keep a secret if you want us to."

There was a silence after that.

After a bit more discussion, they came to an agreement and an understanding. They started slow again, but they made it official. This was their relationship. They were going to make it work, all three of them.

They were going to make it work.

...

God wasn't very happy about that, though.

(To be continued!! Yayy!!!)

#my ocs #oc lore #gay #polyamory #woo I love polyamorous representation!! :D #Judas Rosé #Fermisiel #Terrisian #This is probably sacrilegious.#is this sacreligious #They didn't fight God #Just wait til August #(that's actually a easter egg for the next one)#yeah there's gonna be more #oooohhhh fancy

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