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spicy-apple-pie · 2 days
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EVEN MORE TIM AND DAMIAN BEING THE SIBLINGS EVER
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askdamijon · 3 days
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hey, Jon, just between us.... How do you feel about Damian? There's more than what you'd admit, I think
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audhd-nightwing · 3 months
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nightwolf14292 · 1 month
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I like to imagine that if any of the Bat-Kids are out in public, whether they be getting food, shopping, patrolling, just walkin' around, whatever, that if they see the Bat-Signal pop on it's an unspoken rule between the siblings that they have to throw on their costume and try and find/deal with the trouble before Bruce gets there. Just to annoy him.
Batman: "Commissioner Gordon! I got here as fast as I could.. What's the situation?"
Commissioner Gordon: "Oh, Batman, thank you for coming.. It's alright, though, it's already been taken care of by these fellows."
*Gestures to the side where there's a couple of muggers sitting tied up next to Nightwing(He has pink, glittery shopping bags hanging all over his arms), Red Hood(He's rummaging through the bags Nightwing is holding, trying to find the black nail polish he just bought to touch up his nails after the fight), Red Robin(He's sipping a cup of coffee that he accidentally stole because he ran out of the cafe so quickly that he forgot to pay), and Robin(He's chowing down on a kids' meal from Bat-Burger)*
Batman: ...
Batman: *Subtle annoyed glare*
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you know, i see all these posts like “Bruce forgets Dick/Jason/Tim/etc. are adopted.” but what if he forgot Damian was actually biologically related to him?
I mean, all of his other kids are adopted, and he didn’t even meet the kid until he was 10, so it’s not impossible.
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mommytimmy · 1 year
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Little baby man idea
So damian finds little baby man and decides he's damians new baby
A few months pass and damian is kidnapped by the LoA, and separated from little baby man, after he sees the batfam loosing their minds about damian being kidnapped danny goes full overprotective mode
When the rescue plan happens there was a mistake and the mission fails and all the batfam are about to be killed
When little babyman comes out of one of the batfams clothes
Damian, seeing him, tries to get little baby man danny to run away
Ra seeing damian care about this creature decides to use it to torment him, goes on a rant about how he's become weak and all that
Little baby man is now full obssession and his ghost king powers kick in
Little baby man is now big demon man
Danny growes to the size of a building, sharp needle teeth with ectoplasm leaking out of his mouth like drool, pitch black eyes that look like black holes, an ice crown floating above his head with a ring of fire on his finger,hissing that sounds like the screaming souls of the dead, blue skin, black claws and tail wrapping protectively around the tied up batfam
Everyone watches in horror as damians most recent pet becomes a terrifying pit demon
Danny destroys the lair and kills all the assasins he can, he ends up hurtin Ra al Ghul so much he looses both his arms
Then he goes over to damian and wrapes him up with his tail with the other batfam
Then it looks like space and time itself bend to his will and suddenly their in the batcave still tied up
They look around to see little baby man, back to being little taring at damians restaurants and looking him over, and just being a protective and caring creature
Everyone except damian is terrified
Damian is proud of danny and is already making a list of treats to give him
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quotidian-oblivion · 6 days
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Picture this: Ra's clears out the chessboard and brings out a deck of Cards Against Humanity.
"They say this game is only for the boldest, Detective. Think yourself brave?"
He pulls out the box.
Tim starts laughing so hard he cries and vomits.
Inspired by a conversation with @sardonic-sprite
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melonlthawne · 2 months
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only Garfield understands him. also, consistent art style who? I don’t know her
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howdoipeopleright · 1 month
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tw a/b/o
so. bat family headcannons on second gender.
Martha: alpha raised to fill the omega role(it was around 1950 after all... also explains why bruce was their only child.)
Thomas: alpha no questions asked. although in the timeline that h is Batman, a broody, heartbroken omega
alfred: pack beta that everyone thinks is an omega until they realize he doesn't have a strong sent.
Bruce: an omega both his parents ha the O gen so.. although Bruce didnt present until after he met Jason(literally that night he got his true scent)
dick: Sunshine alpha.
jason: omega to alpha, not doing more then masking his scent as if no one else gives alfred a great grand child he will.
Tim: beta? no one is sure as he nests and locks himself away for a week each month but he doesn't smell like an omega.
Cassandra: alpha with nesting tendencies.
Stephenie: beta.
duke: alpha, idk why.
damian:Omega.
bonus
barbara: omega
kori: both omega and alpha due to how her species is.
j'onn j'ons: same as kori but because Martians can change at will depending on which partner is dominant and which is submissive.
Clark Kent: alpha
lois lane: omega
Selina: alpha
Harley: manic omega.
ivy: alpha
joker: beta.
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spicy-apple-pie · 9 days
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Damian after coming out of surgery is a weird mixture of paranoid and affectionate.
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askdamijon · 4 days
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(@puppiesandnightlock)
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audhd-nightwing · 8 months
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okay so like
bruce’s parents died when he was eight, and from then on he was raised by alfred, correct? and alfred had been taking care of bruce since he was four
what i’m getting at here is: bruce would absolutely have a slight british accent that he unconsciously picked up from alfred
i mean like aside from classmates and teachers, alfred is who bruce spent the most time with
i just think we should acknowledge bruce would have a slight british accent is all. like it seriously doesn’t change anything but i want it to be talked about. please
of course bruce can do a bunch of different voices and accents, but this is when he’s just speaking normally (mostly among the batfam)
he also definitely uses the british word for things (lift instead of elevator, rubbish instead of trash, etc.)
no one would really question it because he’s rich and fancy, and it’s a sort of posh accent
but i want the batkids to joke about it (not when alfred is around tho)
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nightwolf14292 · 2 months
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*Damian shows up at the Manor for the first time*
Alfred: "Master Bruce u already have too many kids, u can't have another, get rid of that orphan"
Bruce: "This one's not an orphan his mom is alive and I can't get rid of him bcuz he's my actual biological kid"
Alfred: "Goddammit Master Bruce" *Flips table*
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nerdby · 3 days
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Just thinking about how Harley Quinn hooked up with Dick Grayson in Batman & Harley Quinn, and imagining some deeply fucked up corner of the DC multiverse where those two get married and Bruce Wayne is Harley Quinn's father-in-law🤣
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i’d like to think there’s a universe where bruce does marry talia and dotes on her exactly how he saw thomas dote on martha ♡
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[image 1: beloved. you know i can walk by myself, right?]
[image 2: sure. but wouldn’t it be easier if…
easier if?
what- bruce!!
bruce, put your heavily pregnant wife down!
“heavily pregnant” wasn’t a problem when you insisted on sparring practice yesterday.
oh— bruce! my shoes!
your shoes—whadd’ya need em for? i’ll be carrying you everywhere from now on, didn’t you get the memo?
they’re expensive, beloved.
we’re billionaires, tals. i’ll buy you as many shoes as you want. you shouldn’t be wearing high heels anyway.]
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