yourself or someone like you
"Crap!" the food truck worker shrieks in alarm. "Don't hurt him, Superman, he's just a kid!"
Clark . . . pauses, then looks up from the kid that he is currently pinning into the street as said kid struggles underneath him.
"'Hurt him'?" he asks in reflexive confusion, and then realizes how batting a teenager around like a person-shaped cat toy and pinning him to the street hard enough to crack it probably actually looks to an outside observer.
. . . um.
Whoops.
"Um," he starts awkwardly, and then the kid slips his pin while he's distracted and throws his arms around his neck with a gleeful laugh and a bright grin.
"Dad!" he crows triumphantly, and hugs Clark harder than literally anyone has ever hugged him before.
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the Trinity by Dan Mora
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You can’t tell me he isn’t a damsel in distress
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Jason with his gay dads (it's take ur kid to work day) /j
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supa hero’s
(panel redraw)
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[ Clark arrives at a Batfamily meeting. ]
Bruce: Clark? I thought you left for your mission.
Clark: You wish I left already, so you and Harley could continue sneaking around behind my back.
Bruce:...What are you talking about?
Dick: Not sure what's happening, but I'm here for the drama.
Stephanie: I'm right there with you, Dick.
Clark: You and Harley are dating!
[ Everyone looks at Harley. ]
Harley: I mean, I think you're a great guy, Bruce...
Bruce: What? You think I'd date Harley Quinn.
Harley: Hurtful.
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Superman Vs. Meshi #23 (2024)
written by Satoshi Miyagawa
art by Kai Kitago
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Justice League Funding
Yes Wayne Enterprises via Bruce Wayne aka Batman handles the money aspect of everything and hiring contractors and builders and engineers and janitors and whoever else after EXTREME background checks and general screening. But at least a handful of the Justice League want to try to contribute a little.
Mostly so certain people (usually Lois to Clark) stop calling them Bruce Wayne's sugar babies after it gets leaked that Wayne Enterprises is responsible for essentially funding the Justice League.
(It doesn't work)
Aquaman find lost wrecks on the ocean floor and brings them up to be sold as salvage or treasure. He and Diana coordinate regarding the things that are of archaeological significance. They give Batman the resulting funds from the salvage or the straight up treasures that have been found. Diana usually manages to handle most of the paperwork involving anything of historical and archaeological significance but Bruce still has to deal with the financial side of the paperwork and it is a headache and a half. He does appreciate when there's something cat themed or extra shiny for Gotham museums so Selina can steal it as part of their weird courting rituals.
The other primary method of contribution? Asteroid mining. Green Lantern and Superman work together to first gather water via ice in space for the use of the Watchtower. They then break down asteroids for the minerals they contain and essentially give the valuable materials to Bruce for him to do with what he will. What is wills is to not have the headache of trying to figure out the paperwork for the sudden influx of gold, nickel, platinum, and other minerals that he has to figure out how to declare, pay taxes on, and figure out how to use without wrecking the current economy by devaluing the minerals mined from earth. He also doesn't appreciate how the influx of materials helped to push him from billionaire to trillionaire and is significantly put out at having to try to figure out how to get rid of more of his money when he was already failing to go from billionaire to millionaire.
The various Flashes usually just run around the world and look for loose change when they have the time. This generally just ends up being part of the JL Feed the Flash Fund. It causes Bruce the least hassle and smallest headache.
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Clark is to good for this world
And only he can make bruce smile like that
Batman/Superman Vol 2 #15 (2021)
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We don't talk enough about the superbat divorce arc comic.
He's begging clark not to leave his ass and listen to him.
No this is just heartbreaking actually I cried during the whole comic run, Bruce searching for clark only to be told that clark isn't going to listen to him anymore even if there's a chance he's alive.
THIS.FUCKING.SCENE. DC WHEN I CATCH YOU- WHEN I CATCH YOU DC-
And in the end he burns the letter he wrote for clark okay so this is really just a divorce fic isn't it
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the Trinity on the cover of Action Comics #1068 by Frank Cho and Sabine Rich
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My Adventures With Superman 03 (2024)
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