#martha wayne

[frownyalfred]

me, just lying in bed dozing:

my brain: hey remember when you wrote about Alfred losing his pack bonds with Martha and Thomas?

#GOD #WHY AM I SAD ABOUT THIS AGAIN #I blame all the recent ASOH asks #bruce wayne #batman #dc #myfic #theresurrectionist #a/b/o mention #a/b/o tw #martha wayne #thomas wayne #alfred pennyworth #pennywaynes

[sansthepinecone]

Hey guys I have a dc question

Why the fuck didn't the Kanes just raise Bruce

Like Alfred could stay with Bruce obviously and work at the Kanes

But why didn't his aunt and uncle raise him

And they were literally already raising Kate

#bruce Wayne #bruce wayne #batfam #batman #dc #kate kane #alfie pennyworth #alfred pennyworth #martha wayne #Thomas Wayne

[theresstilltime]

alfred holds little baby wayne

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[bruciemilf]

Random “what would the Waynes wear at Galas” thoughts let’s go

I think Martha would wear the most scandalous outfits just to piss off the conservatives, and high nosed socialites. But also, she slays.

Thomas “I just performed a 32 hour heart surgery I don’t give a fuck” Wayne

Bruce “wants to be a Victorian vampire so bad it makes him look stupid” Wayne

Dick “I’m here; you’re welcome” Grayson

Jason “I didn’t want to be here but someone had to slay ig” Todd

Cass “man at any fashion event” Cain

Stephanie “Adam Sandler is peak fashion” Brown

#dc #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #thomas wayne #martha wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #fashion #batfamily #I also think bruce would dress like Barbie just bc

[not-another-robin]

I think Bruce was a chip off the ol block

#and im right #narsposting #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #martha wayne #thomas wayne #batfam #batfamily #death ment #death tw #ask to tag

[hehether]

Power of rainbow 🌈

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[escapismisaddicting]

You know that thing where we’re like “Joker shouldn’t have a backstory” because it ruins the mystery and whatnot? That but with Alfred.

Screw all the comics telling us that he’s an ex-intelligence officer or that he’s just a regular guy that got promoted to being a butler. I want Alfred to basically be a cryptid. He just kinda showed up one day and the Waynes rolled with it. One time when Bruce’s parents were still alive he asked them how they met Alfred. And they were just like; “…That’s a good question.”

And whenever Alfred is asked he always comes up with the most absurd lies.

“Oh, yes Master Bruce, I met your parents after a blood ritual gone wrong and now I am forced to serve this family forever.”

“I was an assassin sent to kill your parents and pilfer their riches but alas I grew to attached to them and their adorable little rascal of a son.”

“I tripped and fell from the heavens because of how distraught I was at your Father’s complete and utter lack of self-preservation”

And the Batkids will sometimes try to get the truth out of him but give up pretty quickly. Except Tim. Tim seems to have figured it out. That’s gotta be why both of them have seemingly stayed the same age all this time.

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[maspers]

Imagine Thomas and Martha Wayne getting resurrected via whatever the bullcrap of the week is, and it NOT getting undone once the conflict is over. Bruce and the kids are experiencing All The Emotions but Thomas and Martha are just happy to be there and are wholeheartedly rolling with it.

"The Waynes are a superhero family now? That's amazing! Martha, isn't it amazing?"

"Yes, dear. So much better than the organized crime we used to do. Oh, don't worry Bruce, we really only did it out of obligation, we would have jumped to vigilantism long ago had we known it was an option."

"Martha, we have grandchildren! They're adorable!"

"Thomas you've already met most of them."

"Yes but now I can appreciate them! And spoil them!"

"Thomas, honey, if you actually act as an enabler for our grandbabies I think you'll end up giving our poor Bruce a heart attack."

"Damian has a sword Martha! A sword! We have swords in the family! This is wonderful!"

"I know, Thomas."

Thomas has to be physically restrained from learning how to be a vigilante. He's too old, and Bruce and the rest don't want him to die *again*. He can help Alfred. Doesn't stop him from badgering his grandchildren about their hobbies. Ostensibly it's because he wants to get to know them better, but they all know he just really wants to learn how to do the cool things they all do. He's banned from using the Batcomputer at least thrice.

Martha at first seems content to just sit in the house and play the role of old-fashioned housewife but one day she inexplicably appears in Jason's apartment, supposedly to return one of his guns after he dropped it. He could have sworn it was fully loaded when he lost it, and now it's empty. Martha's fingerprints are the only ones on the gun. He decides to not ask questions.

They both neglect to inform the high society of Gotham that they're alive, and it takes a while for them to realize this. Gradually every rich person in Gotham takes their turn having a breakdown over having to deal with even more Wayne bullcrap. How come the Waynes are the only ones that seem to be immune to death???

#bruce wayne #thomas wayne #martha wayne #batman #idk how to tag this #resurrected thomas and martha #wayne family #batfam #au

[call-me-strega]

Dc x Dp Prompt #21: Petition to the King

I haven’t done one of these in a while so here we go:

AU where Thomas and Martha Wayne live in the Ghost Zone version of Gotham and have been collecting signatures from the other ghosts there for a few years now. Since the Ghost Prince Phantom has finally come of age and is now able to hold court/assemblies they approach him with their official petition and beseech him: Please allow them avenge their grandson and countless other souls, who’ve signed agreeing to the petition, to haunt and torment the Joker for the rest of his living days. May he never find peace even in sleep, even in death.

Danny being the gracious prince he is agrees. Even going as far as to take the names of literally everyone on the list and create a haunting rotation, for who gets to torment the Joker on which days, with Thomas and Martha having first dibs.

The grandson in question is a revenant and thus also eligible to be put on the haunting rotation so Danny decides to reach out and go to Gotham himself and ask if he wants to haunt the Joker with his grandparents. Thomas and Martha tag along bc they wanna visit their grand-babies, their son, and their partner who raised him.

Jason isn’t sure what to make of his doting ghostly grandparents, the beautiful interdimensional king, or the apparent laundry list of people ready to mess with the Joker’s mind, but hey! If he can’t kill the Joker, eternal torment isn’t a bad deal to swing!

#dc x dp #thomas wayne #martha wayne #thomas and martha wayne #danny phantom #danny fenton #jason todd #red hood #Thomas and Martha want to avenge their grandson #They make an official appeal in the royal court to eternally torment the Joker #Ghostly Gotham is full of people with an ax to grind with a Joker #fuck the Joker #dead on main perhaps? #implied pennywaynes #I maintain that Thomas and Martha Wayne would be down for murder if they didn’t think it wasn’t enough punishment #ghost prince danny #strega’s dc x dp prompts

[astrovvitches]

death follows me everywhere i go so excited to finally be able to show this! my finished piece for @gothamcityunmasked who were so gracious enough to let me draw bruce! it's your last chance to get your hands on this beautiful book, so please check out their leftover sales here!

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[incorrectbatfam]

Jon: If your dad's parents died... how was he born?

Damian: Alfred.

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[frownyalfred]

RIP Martha Wayne. As a Jewish mother you would have loved having Clark as a son in law because he’s never more than two seconds away, is always willing to help out around the house, and has 0 excuses for not visiting.

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #superman #superbat #clark kent #Martha wayne #jewish stuff #Jewish Bruce Wayne #Jewish batfamily #Jewish Martha wayne

[audhd-nightwing]

okay so like

bruce’s parents died when he was eight, and from then on he was raised by alfred, correct? and alfred had been taking care of bruce since he was four

what i’m getting at here is: bruce would absolutely have a slight british accent that he unconsciously picked up from alfred

i mean like aside from classmates and teachers, alfred is who bruce spent the most time with

i just think we should acknowledge bruce would have a slight british accent is all. like it seriously doesn’t change anything but i want it to be talked about. please

of course bruce can do a bunch of different voices and accents, but this is when he’s just speaking normally (mostly among the batfam)

he also definitely uses the british word for things (lift instead of elevator, rubbish instead of trash, etc.)

no one would really question it because he’s rich and fancy, and it’s a sort of posh accent

but i want the batkids to joke about it (not when alfred is around tho)

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[reebmiester]

The Pennywaynes angst no one asked for

i dont even go here

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[bruciemilf]

Weather forecast predicts absolute foolery

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[marqkace]

So kiss me once, then kiss me twice

Then kiss me once again

#pennywaynes #thomarfred #alfred pennyworth #thomas wayne #martha wayne #dc