#lmao

[pissed-whizard]

my blog is a gateway drug to cooler and better blogs (my mutuals)

#my blog is weed and all my mutuals are cocaine #it makes sense to me alright lmao #i get it #i have cool moots #like yes please go follow them #but also i am insane and notice when you dont rb things from me but rb them from the mutual i rbd the post from #lmao #i just dont understand the thinking #why even follow me if you dont want to interact with my blog or posts? #its not that serious #mine

[mistressemmedi]

I- 💀

#this sent me to another dimension #lmao #donald trump #f1

[b0tster]

#lmao #nightmare kart

[shiftythrifting]

You’ve heard of Astroturf. You’ve heard the phrase “tough titties.” Now get ready for — Turf Titties!

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #not the astroturf fit #fashion #lmao

[lazycranberrydoodles]

god forbid a man has hobbies

#xie lian (in the heavenly communication array): chat what color flag is this #heavenly officials: please don’t call us that #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hob #lmao #tgcf meme #heaven official’s blessing fanart #heaven official’s blessing #tgcf spoilers #art #my art

[royalarchivist]

[After killing Artea in-game]

Fit: Wait– I just killed my child.

Fit: Everyone's like "how could you" Sorry! Sorry! I didn't mean to, I promise. It was an accident, it was an accident! I didn't baby-proof the cabinets! I didn't baby-proof the cabinets, and you know? This just- it just happens! [Fit falls] Fck me dude, fck– ok here we go.

#FitMC #MCC #Arteamissing #Artea #lmao #Fit #May 30 2024 #QSMP tangentially but not really so not tagging it I guess

[cute-catts]

#cats of tumblr #animals #kitty #cat #cats #cute cats #funny cats #funny #cute #kitten #funny animals #haha #humor #lol #lmao #kitties #kittens #pets #meow

[jellyjamheadobb]

#Literally everyone in my family except for two #Keeping the water system alive 😔 #I only really like cold water on hot days tbh #For obvious reasons #rey rambles #lmao #lol #meme #memes #dumb shit #funny #relatable memes #funny memes #twitter memes #tumblr memes #dank memes #best memes #joke #haha #humor #funny shit #funny post #jokes #Lol

[doghowto]

Seal and dog play fetch together! 🦭 Follow me for more dogs making friends!

#funny #cute #pets #animals #humor #comedy #dogs #jokes #lol #positivity #memes #love #meme #haha #hilarious #life #omg #adorable #family #dogs of tumblr #wholesome #doggo #cute animals #dog #aww #lmao #fun #animal #beach #nature

[fryday]

genuinely because i've only seen that one photo and also see it over and over as i scroll down my dash, blonde phil has become like an abstract idea of a concept, just some pixels constructed into a visual on my screen that could or could not mean anything at all. it's like when you say a word too many times and it doesn't sound real anymore. to actually reactivate my brain re: what phlonde really is i have to see it in video format, in motion, and paired with the phil personality™️ before i'll be convinced again that any of this really exists in a meaningful way

#i could not find an easy way to explain what i meant here #lmao #phlonde #phil #dan and phil #amazingphil #phil lester #rambles

[memes-hoarder]

#meme #memes #dank memes #humor #shitpost #funny memes #memesdaily #fresh memes #dark humor #dankest memes #lol #lmao #funny #jokes #relatable memes #best memes #tumblr memes #funny post #hilarious #lol memes #funny pics #relatable #meirl

[nobigneil]

But what if Donald Trump is a huge Baldur's Gate 3 fan?

#LMAO #neil newbon #m: nobigneil #“that one hurt” #s: twitch #nobigneil #keep it neil #signing stream #twitch clips #donald trump #president trump #us politics #us news #astarion #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #no big neil #neilblr

[shiftythrifting]

unfortunately acronymed rice krispy bowl

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #scp #lmao #snap crackle pop #but also secure contain protect

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 7 #murder under glass #lmao #i admit columbo is hottest when he's being a shithead #he already knows the guy is guilty. he's literally just Goofin #all this poison that you somehow perfectly avoided. curious

[shepscapades]

i like that your joel is High Waisted

Yeah this is a fatal flaw of mine, i’ve been really into high-waisted fashion (high waist jeans, etc etc) lately and I’m accidentally projecting it onto all of my character designs DFJBDFHJ

#ask #anon #LMAO

[da-shrimping-station]

cat!Kings and how they cuddle/sleep with you

Satan

definitely on your chest or anywhere on your torso

your thighs are a good spot too

he purrs so damn loud it wakes you up, especially if he's right on your sternum

if he ends up sleeping anywhere near your face, you're waking up with fur in your mouth

sometimes falls asleep with his eyes half open

it looks like a demon is watching while you sleep

is pretty chill with other cats but will fight if they try to take his fave spot

Mammon

1000% makes biscuits on your butt before falling asleep on it

any time you sleep/lay on your stomach, he's there to settle on your lower back

it feels like something is pinning you down tho cuz he's a biiig kitty

if you sleep on your back a lot, he will settle on your tummy or thighs instead

he likes to sleep on your chest sometimes but only when Satan's not around

they will fight

doesn't mind sharing his spots with the others tho

Leviathan

he hates you, you swear he does

but he always sleeps at your head/neck

legit will sleep on your face/neck

no one dares to go anywhere near

except for Satan but only on accident cuz he moves in his sleep sometimes

he gets the bap

everyone gets the bap

you tilt your head in a way he didn't like? bap

the other cats being annoying? bap bap bap

but on rare occasions, he's agreeable and cuddles without problems

Beelzebub

he's claimed the laundry basket where you put your dirty clothes

if it's full, you can find him there buried under your clothes

which is dangerous cuz one time you weren't paying attention and dumped him in the washer by accident (thank goodness you saw his lil butt poking out and got him)

but if the laundry basket is empty, he'll sleep w his face smooshed in your armpits

he always invades the other cat's fave spots but only Levi has beef with him (he gets the bap for just being there)

very rarely, you can have Beel and Levi sleeping on either side of your neck without fighting

he'll also sleep smooshed against your crotch or butt

Mammon doesn't mind sharing thankfully

will join him for biscuit making on your thighs

moves in his sleep A LOT

Lucifer

doesn't really cuddle

he'll be there on the edge of the bed, far enough not to get caught in the four's chaos but close enough for you to give scritches

closest he gets in laying against your shins

almost never ever sleeps belly up (the only time he does is when sleeping with kitty!Gamigin)

sometimes you wake up to him going around checking you and the others

more often than not, you see him staring at you as you fall asleep

chillest cat of the bunch, though he gets bitey sometimes (Satan holds the record for most bitey cat)

#what in “hell” is bad #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad? #what in hell is bad #whb #whb kings #whb headcanons #whb satan #whb lucifer #whb mammon #whb leviathan #whb beelzebub #🦐:ramblings #why am i #a dog person #writing about kitties l #lmao #just to let you know i don't own a single cat