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I am reasonably fun to hang out with and my company is enjoyed by well over 10 people worldwide
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You can't stay home and play video games all day these days. Because of work.
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honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with "jesus christ" rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as "jesus christ"
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breaking bad is actually the most chaotic show of all time because walter got hired to work in this elite state of the art meth lab and was paired up with an elite experienced chemist who is literally in love with him and makes him coffee and recites him gay ass poetry but you see walter cant go five minutes without bullying and degrading jesse so he goes to gus and INSISTS that he replaces gale, a very talented chemist with jesse, a recently out of rehab t shirt boy. gus somehow agrees to this and on the first day back at the lab jesse and walter are already bickering and back to hating each others guts and then next thing you know walter orders jesse to murder gale because he doesnt want to be replaced and gale is just begging for his life in his gay little sandals while his herbal tea is boiling in the background and next season walter is bragging about gales death in an attempt to show skylar how badass he is????
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There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.
Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.
and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."
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A Queen. Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn, reacherous as the Seas, stronger than the foundations of the Earth.
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"Was The First Age Worth It" - the greatest thread in the history of the Halls of Mandos, locked by Vairë after 7,050 years of heated debate,
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