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Me, on the last day of the photo event: How did I never notice this giant whale light??

Me: Wait…a whale…🤨

The photo’s description: “Rumor has it there are really giant whales adorned with light swimming in the starry seas of the universe…”

Me:

#honkai star rail #hsr #spoilers #genshin spoilers #genshin impact #genshin #photo event #interesting……

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Me: *Minding my own business on the page for the new aptitude showcases, enjoying the quiet*

Guy outside Boulder Town Super League: Psstpsst

Me: AHHHHHHHHHFKJWHDSBVDJD

#every time i forget you can hear the world around you in the menus #it was terrifying lol #and RIGHT after i finished Argenti’s and everything was still pretty much silent #honkai star rail #hsr #psstpsst guy

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Cursed thought: Tom Nook as Nanook

#listen it could be true #Tom is sus #nanook is sus #kronk voice: oh yeah its all coming together #honkai star rail #hsr #nanook #tom nook

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Me, looking at Silver Wolf across the way in the Astral Express: Is she sitting? That’s unusual.

Me: *Gets closer*

Me: OH lol she’s that short

#honkai star rail #hsr #silver wolf #astral express

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Yanqing, Dan Heng, and Blade after Dan Heng transforms: 🗡Conflict⚔️

Me: Wha-Wait what??? Who am I fighting???

*It’s Yanqing and I’m Blade and DH*

Me: WHYY??????

#honkai star rail spoilers #honkai star rail #hsr #yanqing #dan heng #blade #i didn’t want to fight himm #still mad about it tbh lol

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When I first really started the game

Me: *Rushing to finish story quests because I feel so behind and really wanna find out what’s happening at the Xianzhou Laofu*

Quest: *Ends, that’s all for now folks*

Me: 🫠

#i felt so lied to haha #thought there was so much more at that point #but then i had to wait #honkai star rail #hsr #lol

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Trailblazer to Arlan: Trust us Me: Lol?? We don't even know who we are???

#a bold request that's for sure #but sure let's roll with it #honkai star rail #trailblazer #arlan

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*Watching the beginning of the game* Me: Oh, how lovely and ambiguous as to what our purpose is. Classic.

#honkai star rail #kafka just being absolutely cryptic #because we can never have even the hint of a straight answer in these games lol #am i good? am i bad? #remains to be seen #let's goooo #honkai star rail spoilers #spoilers