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Heinrich Lefler and Joseph Urban- from Chronicles of the Three Sisters

#not mine #the armour? the detail on her sleeves? #i am in love #fantasy #art inspo

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they are swimming around ur blog

#as they should be 💙 #fish #sharks

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#love it #history #funny

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#i create art for a handful of weirdos on discord (and i am one of them) #like...the amount of stuff i post on there vs on here...y'all would hate me if you guys knew lmao #ya girl hasn't posted on here in several months while im sending my friends stuff every couple days lol #mostly 'cause with me and my buddies im like “look at this cringe thing i made! :D” #and then as soon as i think of posting it on here im like “oh no that's cringe :(” #i am constantly flipping between “cringe isnt real” to “cringe is real and I am it” so i just never post anything lol

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#funny

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the duality of man

#he's just a funny little guy to me #have i posted about hazbin on here yet? idk well now y'all know #im obsessed with it oops #hazbin hotel #alastor

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every character playlist has the

-song where the lyrics are disturbingly on the nose

-song that doesnt suit the character but you havent taken it out cuz its a banger

-bad song that stays because it suits the character so good

-last five songs that may or may not stay depending on whether or not they pass the test of sitting in the list for a week

-oleander by mother mother

#i feel called out

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Parents in movies when their 13-14 year old gets their period: oh no it’s too soon!

The ppl that got their period before the end of 5th grade:

#a few months after i turned 11 #took me a few days to realize it was my period 'cause it was...not red #so i just kept changing my clothes like “huh weird”then it turned red on like the 3rd day and was like “oh” #i was already informed but like...i was expecting a murder scene right out the gate #so yeah it didnt click until it actually looked like blood. whoops

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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

#the babieeeees 🥺 #i love them sm your honour #sturgeon #fish #animals #cute

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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thinking about creatures.

#that sure is a thing #animals

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• “La liberté guidant le peuple” by Eugène Delacroix

and

• “13th attempt to break the Gaza blockade by sea”. Photo by Mustafa Hassouna (Andalou Agency for Getty)

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I am fucking dying

#funny

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happy neil banging out the tunes day!

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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m