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Chris Evans Imagine
Imagine winning an oscar for best actress and being handed the oscar from Chris, your co-star for the past movies you’ve made.
You sat there with your best friend Sebastian Stan sitting beside you, you see your co-star Chris walk onto the stage. He was announcing the oscar for the best actress, Sebastian has told you over and over it was going to be you because you were nominated. But you just kept telling him the same reponse, ‘It’s probably not me.’ As you sat there, shaking nervously, Chris started naming the actress’s who were nominated. When he said your name, your heart jumped as everybody in the room started to clap for you. You smiled and looked at Sebastian who was smiling at you with a scrunched up nose making you giggle.
“All amazing actress’s, really..” chris sighs, looking down at the envelope.
“The winner is..” chris opened the red, shiny envelope, slowly pulling out a piece of paper.
Those three words scared you, you didn’t even notice but your leg was going up and down constantly, you were terrified. You didn’t care if you won, but you felt like you weren’t going to and the negativity was dragging you down. As you looked at Chris, you see him read the paper, a smile appeared on his face and his lips go back to the mic.
“Y/N Y/L/N!!” chris yells into the mic.
Your hand slapped over your mouth, claps started to fill the room, Sebastian cheered and stood up, cheering loudly. Sebastian’s standing ovation made everybody else in the building stand up as well, some were whistling and others were cheering. You couldn’t even feel anything im your body, you couldn’t believe that you won, this was like a dream come true!
“Y/N! Come on up here to recieve your oscar.” chris says into the mic.
You stand up, losing your balance a little bit but Sebastian was there to catch you. You squeal and hug Sebastian, he returns the tight hug you were giving him. As you let him go, you look at the stage that wasn’t to far and let out a big relaxed sigh, you lift up your dress and made your way to the stage. As you passed everybody, there were bunches of celebrities there that were congragulating you. Some of those celebs were people you’ve always wanted to meet!
And now they’re congragulating you on your oscar!! As you made your way to stage, you get onto the stage and the woman with Chris hugs you and tells you congratulations. You thank her and than you look at Chris, he was holding the oscar and he had a big smile on his face. You walk up to Chris and he hands you the oscar, the claps were still going on, you hug Chris and he kisses you on the cheek. You blush and rub him on the back.
“I knew you could do it Y/N.” chris whispers, making you blush even harder.
You let go of Chris and you had an oscar in your hands, Chris started to clap now that his hands were free. You go up to the microphone and everybody fell silent, they all sit down and you looked out to the crowd. You couldn’t believe it, you won an oscar.
“Wow.. This is.. I don’t even know what to say! I um.. I’m just very thankful for this and for everybody who has been helping me throughout my acting career! Mostly my good good friends Sebastian Stan and Chris Evans,” you turn and look at Chris who was biting his lip.
“Chris has sometimes been a pain my butt, but he’s also been a dear friend to me. As for Sebastian, the same goes to him, I just.. I just don’t know where I’d be without those two in my lives. Mostly Chris.. This was probably my seventh movie with Chris, and all the other six movies I’ve had with him have all been amazing experiences. Stage people, everybody who has helped me with the movies, you all are amazing. My directors, my co-stars, I love you all! You all are such amazing people and thank you so much for voting for me, I will never forget this moment. Thank you.” you smile.
Those last two words made the crowd go wild, they all stood up once again and they started to cheer. You turn around and Chris was right there, he gave you once last hug and you hugged him back. You won an oscar, and you probably the affection from Chris as well.
The End
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Types Of Divination That Aren’t Tarot:
I’m tired of tarot cards and tarot readers everywhere…it’s awesome but there’s just too many of ya’ll. I just want my friends list to be more diverse. If I am gonna be honest, tarot isn’t most of your forte. Most of you just aren’t good at it. And further, you set yourself up for failure doing the job that 1000 other blitches are already doing and excelling at! But the good news is there are other options!
TYPES OF DIVINATION THAT AREN’T TAROT:
☕🍷Tasseomancy: Divination from tea leaves, coffee grounds, or wine sediment. Put that drinking or herb habit to good use!
🔮🍶🕯️ Scrying: Divination using a crystal ball (gastromancy), mirror/black mirror (catoptromancy), bowl of water (hydromancy) or other reflective surface. Can also use a flame or ashes from a spell (cineromancy/ceneromancy). Go get some full moon water and Git it.
📖 Stichomancy/Bibliomancy/Rhapsodomancy: Divination from sacred and spiritual texts. Yes, we have sacred and spiritual books that aren’t the Bible. Yes much of our oral tradition has been written down. No excuses.
✋🏾Chiromancy: Palmistry, divination through the study of the hand. There are hands all around you! You have two! Grab and go, fam, grab and go!
🌬️Capnomancy/Libanomancy: Divination through reading smoke. COME ON where my potheads at this isn’t hard. Where my cigar smokers, pipe smokers, roll a bleezy and let’s get to it!
💃🏾Pendulum Reading: Energy reading using an object or your body as the pendulum.
☠️ Osteomancy: Divination with bones, shells, and other parts of nature.
🗿💎Lithomancy: Divination with stones that have symbols drawn on them (runes, a popular British Isles practice but I’m down if you want to drawn indigenous symbols from your culture)
💰I Ching Divination: Utilizes coins and yarrow stalks. You should probably only bust out Chinese coins with holes if you are in some way Chinese FYI. But why not use coins from your hometown? We all have coins laying in the sofa cushions! We all have native twigs in the grass outside!
🏚️🔠 Spirit Boards: Divination with a talking board–the most commonly called a Ouija board. Used since Ancient times (China, Africa, Greece) and for much more than talking to demons. Like please just stop obsessing with the devil lmao.
⚕️Dowsing Rod: A spiritual stick used for fortelling and finding. I’ve seen a million crystal “wands” being sold by blitches, go get one and do this thing!
☁️🌨️Nephomancy: Divination of the clouds. They are beautiful. Best of all…they are free and you don’t have to store them. My husband just reminded me that an episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender was based on a woman who read the clouds ⛅
🌌✨Sortilege: Also called casting lots, ancient form of divination that is quite mysterious and open for interpretation. Found in the Bible 70+ times (most notably to throw Jonah to the whale) it involves taking a group of relevant objects and casting them for the truth. The objects can range from items to paper with words or symbols written on them. Typically all items are placed in a bag and you draw them out one at a time.
☀️🌅🌦️Heliomancy/Solaromancy : Divination of the rays and movement of the sun. We can all see the sun, really this one sounds easy. Why is none of you with Rah on your name jumped on this?
🌓🌔🌕 Selenomancy: Step 1, go outside and look at the moon. Step 2, ______. Step 3, profit. But for real ya’ll love the moon, go read her!
👨🏾👩🏿Physiognomy: Divination through facial reading. You seen faces before! Read them!
😪😴Narcomancy: Divination while sleeping /dreaming.
🌿🍃Phylomancy: Divination of leaves. Your divination pics will never look the same twice! Plus this is another free one!
🛣️Symbolomancy: Divination of things found on the road. I’d follow an IG of someone who did THAT in a meaningful way!
I hope this list inspires you to just jump in and try something new. Stop waiting for a teacher and just PRACTICE. The same way you all are doing with tarot. Feel bold and like you can practice something else…hell make up your own pieces and ways. Blaze a goddamn trail.
Signed,
Tahtahme
A Blitch Who Wants Some Options Damnit
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🍃🌺Tropical/Uncommon Fruits & Veggies Correspondences🌺🍃
🍃 A list of fruits, veggies, and herbs with their various uses in brujeria and/or hoodoo that I haven’t seen in other correspondence lists. This will be updated as time goes on!
🍃 Avocado: Love and beauty. Ruled by Venus, it enhances sexuality in sexual spells. It can also be used for good luck spells, especially when gambling.
🌸 Apricot: Ruled by Venus. Protects against false friends. Attracts Love.
🍃 Bamboo: Protection, luck, curse breaking.
🌸 Cactus: Absorbs negative energies, protection, chastity.
🍃 Carrot: Ruled by Mars, brings love, fertility, lust, and power.
🌸 Chillis: Hex breaking, used in “shut your mouth” spells, used in banishing people, fidelity, love
🍃 Citronella: Cleansing. Eliminates obstacles when it comes to business, money, and sales.
🌸 Cilantro/Coriander: Ruled by Mars. Lust and love, health, healing.
🍃 Cocoa: Love, power, fertility
🌸 Coconut: Fertility, fidelity, good luck. Used as well for protection, prosperity and protective rituals. Leave a coconut in the home to absorb negative energies, and leave it at a 4 way crossroad.
🍃 Corn: Ruled by Venus. Protection, luck, divination, fertility.
🌸 Eucalyptus: Against sadness and protects against negative spirits. Healing and protection.
🍃 Fig: Used to attract good luck, increase money. Fertility, love and divination.
🌸 Lemon: A powerful cleanser of negative vibrations. Used in love charms and friendship spells.
🍃 Lime: Healing, love, protection.
🌸 Mango: Love, romance, fertility,
🍃 Majoram: Protects against negative energies. Associated with Venus, helps women find a husband when hidden around the home. Love, happiness, health and money.
🌸 Oats: Protection, prosperity, vitality and strength
🍃 Orange Blossom: Love, marriage. High vibrational.
🌸 Sweet Orange: Attracts desired people and marriage.
🍃 Bitter Orange: Repels unwanted love
🌸 Oranges in general are good for divination, happiness, luck and money.
🍃 Papaya: Love, protection
🌸 Parsley: For love and sex rituals. Attracts money. Protection, purification.
🍃 Pineapple: Luck and abundance, chastity, money
🌸 Plantain: Hidden in the home, they protect against unwanted visitors. Happiness, gets rid of bad moods.
🍃 Potato: Image magick, healing
🌸 Tamarind: Prosperity, very good for protection as well.
🍃 Tangerine: Improves social relationships.
🌸 Tumeric: Protection, eliminates bad visions
🍃 Rice: Fertility, good fortune. Protection.
🌸 White pepper: Eliminates obstacles. Protects from enemies. Speeds up workings.
🍃 Black pepper: Rejects attacks from enemies. Speeds up workings.
I hope this helps some of you out! Much love to all of you!
#witchblr#witch community#bruja#brujeria#hoodoo#conjure#witchcraft#magick#magical#magickal#correspondences#craft#spellcraft#spells#money spells#lucys witchy tips
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Anubis
#anubis#egyptian mythology#egypt#egyptian gods#egyptian#gods#god#the occult#occult#occultism#occult art#dark art
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Robert Kirkman On richonne. Don’t know how I have never seen this before so I thought I should share ❤️
#richonne#rick grimes#robert kirkman#andrew lincoln#danai gurira#twd#the walking dead#rick x michonne
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“you’re always on your damn phone, always scrolling and shrieking. what are you even doing, let me see.”
me: *starts sweating and tries to close all the 30 tabs of smut*
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Happy Mean Girls Day! (Wednesday 3rd October 2018)
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“On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.” “It’s October 3rd.”
Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters
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an unstoppable force vs an immovable object
based on: this post
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Scott Pilgrim vs The World (2010) || The Captains of The MCU
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Alleyways: Jerome x Reader, Part 3 SMUT
PART1 PART2 Sorry it’s taken so long - being without a laptop really does slow one down you know? Anyway, I hope you all enjoy! 💕
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#gotham#gotham imagine#jerome valeska#jerome valeska x reader#jerome x reader#jerome valeska smut#jerome valeska imagine#jerome valeska x you
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