Female | January 20th | 18 | I blog mostly about fandoms, animals, and art + writing | Art blog: @witch-bomb-art | Artist, writer, occasional video editor | Requests for fake Facebook conversations are currently CLOSED.
fandom as a whole is migrating away from a mutual appreciation of a story and towards an endless cycle of nitpicking and discourse and frankly that’s just Exhausting
SOMEBODY ON YOUTUBE HACKED THE GAME SO THEY COULD GET SKITTY TO DO THE LIGHT THAT BURNS THE SKY AND ITS SO FUCKIGM FUNNY I WANT TO CRY LOOK AT HOW SMALL SKITTY IS COMPARED TO HIS ENERGY THING IMANAJA
West side of patch, born and raised - In signal is where I spent most of my days - Chillin out maxin, relaxin all cool - Huntin grimm with my sis outside the school - when a couple of thugs, they were startin a fuss - tryna rob this old man and all of his dust - I got in one little fight and my dad started freakin - and he said "your movin with your sister in vale to beacon".
me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.
guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*
me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.
guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.
me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…