When someone on tinder says hi then immediately asks to suck his dick
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When someone tells me to do something at 4:40
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Monday 5pm
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Getting read for work
First day:
Second week:
Now:
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I'm applying for JET again and haven't heard anything back
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Getting back on tublr
Hi...
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Why I am on my Halloween diet
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When I see the dress I want is on sale and then see it is not in my size
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When a coworker makes a joke about me dressing up as a 'sexy nurse' for Halloween and letting me "feel his pulse"
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When a coworker asks me to do something while I am clearly on my lunch break
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When I over hear two people gossiping because they don't know that I am there
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When I come home drunk and hug my cat
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When I see girls in flats and I'm in heels and my feet hurt
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When I get my pay cheque and go on a shopping trip
I'm like:
Then when I see my bank balance:
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When the office prick treats me as his personal secretary
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When I go to work still drunk
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When someone shows me baby photos
On the outside:
In the inside:
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