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What are some of your favorite vampire whump stories?

Magnanimous Moonrise & Savage Sunset by @not-a-space-alien

Of Vampires and Men by @whumpy-writings (now got a book, check out Cry of Fangs!)

From Dust to Ashes (especially Esial!!) by @clickerflight

Shattered by @oddsconvert

things end | people change by @whumpcloud

Vampire Hunter AU by @seasaltandcopper

The Rare Bookseller by @oliversrarebooks

Another Path by @asidian (Baldur's Gate 3 fanfiction)

At my Beck and Call by @sowhumpshaped

Vampire!Carlo AU & Nightfall- the Bloodbag AU by @deluxewhump

The Heart and the Hunger by @wolfeyedwitch

Fearless by @quietly-by-myself

Kosta by @thecyrulik

Cat and Mouse by @t0rture-me

This untitled oneshot by @whitehairandblood

A New Beginning by @a-crumb-of-whump

Fang Factory (Whump World audio drama) by @thoughtsonhurtandcomfort and @loor-101

Vampire Col by @whumpzone

Ash & Callum by @whumping-every-day

#thanks for the rec! #all of these are fantastic stories #vampire whump #to read

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Do female vampires have periods? If not, do they know about human periods? What is their perception of periods?

Yes! Female vampires do have periods, but they don't start menstruating until they're around 20 years old. Periods are seen as something normal, albeit annoying.

#menstruation tw #of vampires and men #worldbuilding

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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Vampire universe concept:

Vampires whose venom is what enthralls their victims. They're ambush predators that have to bite first to gain control over their prey's mind. The venom dulls fear and causes a sense of calm, so the victim is more likely to follow directions.

The venom also happens to be an excellent narcotic at a certain potency. So, there's a black market trade in a venom-based recreational drug harvested from captive vampires.

Authorities mostly look the other way. Who cares about bloodthirsty vampires anyway? They're being useful for once. However it becomes a problem if escaped vampires end up loose in populated areas. So it's technically illegal.

For extra spice, maybe someone discovers that the venom is more potent when a vampire is hungry or in distress. So they're kept just healthy enough to produce venom while still having a Very Bad Time.

#vampire whump

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I had an actual conversation at work yesterday that included the phrase "Where did this dolphin skull come from?" And that really sums up what it's like to be an archeologist.

#archaeology #we did not figure out where the dolphin skull came from

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100 Drabble Challenge: Lab Whump Edition

The challenge: write exactly 100 words about any of the following 60 prompts. Have fun!

Vivisection

Scalpel

Strapped down

Drugged

Injection

Scars

Naked

Disoriented

Under observation

Incision

Bandages

Blood

Experiment

Conditioning

Gloved hands

Cleaned up

Oxygen mask

Sleep deprivation

Nightmares

Privacy

Captured

Anesthesia

Prostrate

Starving

Dehydrated

Recovery

Bedrest

Desensitized

Gauze

Isolation

Uniform

Unconscious

Needle

Cut

Weak

Screaming

Infection

Manhandled

Shivering

Reflection

Dehumanized

Surgery

Torture

Pain medication

Phobia

Abused

Bedsores

Dragged

Sterile

Sedated

Research

Mistake

Begging

Pity

Touch starved

Pain

Damaged

Stitches

Volunteer

On camera

#whump challenge #lab whump #to write

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hey so like

hi, you. yeah im talking to you. You like my stuff from time to time and reblog once and a while, and I always recognize you in my notes. we’ve never talked, maybe you dont like to say much or you’re nervous or something. it’s okay, whatever it is. 

I see you. you mean a lot to me. sometimes when I’m having a hard day, I’ll notice your name once again in my notifs and it makes me smile. im not kidding.

I don’t care if you’re a “ghost” follower or you send me asks all the time. i see you and I love you so much, genuinely and truly. you are really important to me. 

thank you. thank you for being there. <3

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raise your hand if you reread fic comments when you’re having a bad day

those kind words can make all the difference sometimes

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@bbu-on-the-side

in universe bbu meme

#whump meme #bbu

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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To my beloved enjoyers of alien pet whump (which seems to be gaining some traction):

I have a movie recommendation for you!

Fantastic Planet is an animated film from 1973 about "oms" being kept as pets by the giant Traags. An om manages to escape his captivity with a traag learning device, and brings it to the feral oms. Together, they change history.

It's a wonderfully weird movie full of stunning visuals and fantastic whump. Dehumanization, poison gas, the works. I'd highly recommend giving it a watch!

(I genuinely have no clue how to describe these last two or I'd add image descriptions. I'm sorry!)

#alien whump #to watch

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Take a look at all of the incredible entries for our Zine Mascot Contest! Make sure to vote for your favorites below!

Zine Mascot Voting

#whump art #whump zine

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*banging fists on the table* HISTORICAL WHUMP

i don’t care when it takes place! victorian england? 1920s america? medieval france? pre-columbian mexico? hell, even classical persia??? even something as recently as the 80s is enough for me

and yknow what would make it even better? time travel, my beloved <3

anyways im gonna go back into my “post nothing and make everyone think im dead” state

#YES #i would love some ancient rome gladiator whump

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does anyone know where I can find good reference images of victorian-era wheelchairs? I want to draw the jovial contrarian but all the wheelchair art refs/tutorials I can find are for modern wheelchairs

#writing reference

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I misread baseball bat as baseball hat and I just imagined a whumper slapping a whumpee across the face with a hat and now I'm giggling

#whump

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Emergency Comms

Hey all, long story short, my laptop is no longer working for what I need it to for business, and I'm going to need to get a new one sooner than I intended.

So here are all the commission types I do, please message me if you're interested in anything.

Shares are appreciated!! <3

(Please note that fics might take me a couple weeks to get to and they will be written in the order I get the comms)

I forgot to mention but I also do Chibi art comms for $12 per character (full color)

If you're not in the market for a commission, I also do doodles for $5 donos on my Ko-Fi Just let me know what you want in the comment when you donate.

I haven't gotten to promo my plushie comms yet, but they are open! The regular size (10" ones) I can also make multiple outfits for (For between $18-$25 depending)

For journals, I can do both fandom themed ones or pretty much any other theme you can think of, just let me know what you're looking for and I can show you what papers I have available. (I also have the fandom journals I make to order available)

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Scroll whump art on a plane so no one takes the seat next to yours

#whump meme